If you had a time machine....

hairyprincess · 30-04-2012 10:47AM #1

......what would you do?

Would you go back in time and change something that you regret doing, or not doing? Or would you go into the future?

Sky King · 30-04-2012 10:49AM

I would drink a pint of my own urine.

link_2007 · 30-04-2012 10:50AM

If? :cool:

kfallon · 30-04-2012 10:50AM

Go back to midnight last night and climb into bed!

howamidifferent · 30-04-2012 10:51AM

hairyprincess wrote: »

......what would you do?

Would you go back in time and change something that you regret doing, or not doing? Or would you go into the future?

I'd go back in time and leave my first wife standing at the alter...

Roadtrippin · 30-04-2012 10:52AM

Back to the Future?
No, too scary - I reckon there'll be either some pandemic wiping out the entire human race, a massive meteor hitting the planet or we will have effectively ruined the planet with all our consumerism and waste of resources that climate change to an extreme is inevitable.
Hopefully I won't be around when all of that sh*t is going down

Would I change anything - standards answer: prevent wars and starvation in the past... (I am after all at a beauty pageant and We DO all want world peace!

)

Other than that, I would go back to the 60s/70s - great music, clothes and haircuts! More freedom for all and loads of drugs, sex and rockn roll - who could say no to that? :P

FatherLen · 30-04-2012 10:52AM

kick hitler in the nuts

Seachmall · 30-04-2012 10:53AM

I'd go back and convince my parents to invest heavily in Google.

The money made from that would give me the money needed to build a time machine, and with a time machine I could do anything I wanted! Mwahahahahaha.

chin_grin · 30-04-2012 10:54AM

IT WORKED!!!!!!! <checks clock> Oh wait.......damn!

Roadtrippin · 30-04-2012 10:54AM

FatherLen wrote: »

kick hitler in the nuts

Hitler, Mussolini, Franco... let's just say, all dictators and genocidal maniacs!!! That could be such a fun Olympic sport - dictator kicking! I'm there!

Seachmall · 30-04-2012 10:56AM

FatherLen wrote: »

kick hitler in the nuts

A worthy mission.

SEPT 23 1989 · 30-04-2012 10:58AM

Go forward and get the euromillions results

go back and run over Bertie

AnonoBoy · 30-04-2012 10:58AM

I am constantly travelling through time.

Mr.Crinklewood · 30-04-2012 11:02AM

I would not buy Eircom shares.

Ghandee · 30-04-2012 11:03AM

Mine is a very simple one.

When I was offered a sponsorship by a very large, and now successful mining company in W.A, I would not have said no thanks, as Ireland is in a boom and I'lll be ok when I get home. (2004)

Bad, bad mistake on so many levels!

Username99 · 30-04-2012 11:08AM

I'd go back and change everything...

Duggy747 · 30-04-2012 11:21AM

Go to the future, find out what simplistic thing makes loads of money, go back to present time, invent it, become rich, zero parodoxes affected.

kfallon · 30-04-2012 11:22AM

FatherLen wrote: »

kick hitler in the nut

FYP

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3481932/Nazi-leader-Hitler-really-did-have-only-one-ball.html

Stiffler2 · 30-04-2012 11:43AM

I would go back in time and tell Hitler not to invade the Soviet Union. Or if he really wants to to invade the Soviet Union then to concentrate only on it and to take Moscow straight away instead of heading to Stalingrad.

I'd tell him not to allow Einstein to leave the country and to move his arnaments underground from the beginning.

I'd travel back to the 1890's - 1910's and discover the oil for myself in the state of America.

I'd travel back in time to every lottery and win them all.

I'd go back and invest in Microsoft, Apple & Google.

I'd travel back in time to when Sean Fitzpatrick walked into Dáil Eireann to ask for loads of monies & headbutt him

I'd travel back in time to Padraig Pearse's time, give him a slap across the face & tell him Ireland is not ready to lead itself just yet and that we require at least another 200 yrs of British Rule

And as for the decendants of all our TD's and government officials, well I won't say.....

teddy b123 · 30-04-2012 11:49AM

Why do anything like go back in time when you can just play Lotto?
It could be you.

Jammy Donut · 30-04-2012 12:00PM

That first GF I had......... She was a dirty bitch!

I'd love to go back to that time again and smash all her doors in and every dirty thing imaginable.

Why did I delete 'those' pics

Cokeistan · 30-04-2012 12:02PM

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I would go back in time and tell Hitler not to invade the Soviet Union. Or if he really wants to to invade the Soviet Union then to concentrate only on it and to take Moscow straight away instead of heading to Stalingrad.

Wait...you'd give him advice that could have won the war for him? Hitler and the Nazi's? Really?

Snowie · 30-04-2012 12:04PM

Grabbed leonardo da vinci a day before he died and brought him into the future to show him that everything he ever came up with worked :cool:

Greatest free thinker of all time

Stiffler2 · 30-04-2012 12:09PM

Cokeistan wrote: »

Wait...you'd give him advice that could have won the war for him? Hitler and the Nazi's? Really?

Ye - pretty much, I think it would mix things up a little bit, make things interesting. At least with dictators you know where you stand in your country.

Jammy Donut · 30-04-2012 12:14PM

I'd go back to yesterday to see were HardLuckWomans nipples really perky and on show.........

I'll provide pics with custard if needed? :P

erkifino · 30-04-2012 12:22PM

kfallon wrote: »

FYP

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3481932/Nazi-leader-Hitler-really-did-have-only-one-ball.html

See, he had 2 until I went back in time and gave him an unmerciful kick!:D

Turtyturd · 30-04-2012 12:33PM

FatherLen wrote: »

kick hitler in the nuts

In the nut?

Go back to before I had to shave, shaving is a pain in the hole.

Mr Benevolent · 30-04-2012 12:52PM

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I would go back in time and tell Hitler not to invade the Soviet Union.

I'd tell him not to allow Einstein to leave the country and to move his arnaments underground from the beginning.

we require at least another 200 yrs of British Rule
.

Ummm. Contradictions much?

allibastor · 30-04-2012 01:12PM

go forward in time to when they have the iron man suit fully working and then bring one back with me. now that would be fun.

Agricola · 30-04-2012 01:17PM

Go back and buy lots of shares in all these new media and social network companies when they were worth thrupence ha'penny.

marty1985 · 30-04-2012 01:22PM

Stop Biff from getting his hands on that almanac. This whole damn thing is my fault. If I hadn't bought that damn book.

If you had a time machine....

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