Most embarrassing thing you've ever done or seen someone do.

DitzyPoo92 · 29-04-2012 03:41PM #1

Soooo what's the most cringeworthy thing you have ever done or see someone do. You know the moments that will constantly live with you and never go away and just make you shake your head with shame/embarrassment when you think of it. Please do share:pac:

ZzubZzub · 29-04-2012 03:43PM

I once started a thread asking people about embarrassing things they've done, without giving an example myself!! Oh the shame!!

Mint Sauce · 29-04-2012 03:44PM

Well, there was this one time, at band camp.....

Sappa · 29-04-2012 03:45PM

Mate of mine took a massive poo on a shovel,next door neighbours apartment door was open and he flipped it under the sink hidden by a few cleaning bottles.
Our neighbour was always playing pranks on us,young college students in the states as ya do.
The smell out if that kitchen for 2 weeks was awful and he couldn't figure it out til his missis put her hand on it.
A bit ashamed to be party to the prank but at the time got a great laugh.

Agricola · 29-04-2012 03:48PM

The time I was so drunk I tried to use the tradesman's entrance.

DitzyPoo92 · 29-04-2012 03:52PM

When I was younger, I was drunk on my 4 cans of Druids and was on a swing getting pushed by a mate and I wanted to get off but he wouldn't stop pushing me so I simply just made myself fall off it face first and was lying there face into the ground. I turned over and was lying in my spilled can with it all in my hair and refused to get up, declaring I was dead and couldn't move. To this day I still cringe at the thought. And friends still bring it up:(

maglite · 29-04-2012 04:01PM

Does anyone else just scroll though threads like this looking for the thanked posts ignoring those without thanks then leaving?

44leto · 29-04-2012 04:09PM

A horse mounted me while i was on duty at the Smithfield horse fair.

flanders1979 · 29-04-2012 04:12PM

44leto wrote: »

A horse mounted me while i was on duty at the Smithfield horse fair.

The foreplay was non existant

AnonoBoy · 29-04-2012 04:14PM

The Macarena.

Awful - what was I thinking?

Kamjana · 29-04-2012 04:16PM

One time in primary school i got thrown out of the class for messing,and while i was outside i really needed to use the toilet,but seen as the toilets were in the class the teacher wouldnt let me back in to use it.....so i took a shit in the bin in the hallway!,actually i wasnt embarrassed it stank out the place for hours

44leto · 29-04-2012 04:30PM

I was riding someone on the living room sofa and my ma came down, she opened the door and closed it again. I was only 19 so I carried on, I was still a bit drunk, I called a taxi for her and went to bed.

The next morning I awoke got out of bed and I remembered. I got back into bed and I stayed there never wanting to get up. I eventually came down, with my eyes to the ground and I poured some cornflakes.

Then the questions began, who was that girl, I muttered a name, when did you meet her, "last night", did you wear protection, then a primal scream erupted "MAHHHHH stop asking me about this". My red face could be seen from space and it omitted so much heat it was interfering with the tele.

My da then made me clean the sofa and gave me a stern talking to about respect for women. The girl rang me about 4 to 5 times after that, she was nice and we did relate at the party and I did like her, but no-way was it going any further.

It was the worse most cringe worthy day i ever had.

njals_saga · 29-04-2012 04:36PM

Once I saw a guy on Dublin Bus ring the bell. As the bus nears his stop the doors open and this guy, thinking he´s awesome, jumps out as the bus is still moving, his momentum taking him into a wall. The best part was the bus stopped to pick some people up, so this dude had to limp away with the whole bus taking the piss out of him.

44leto · 29-04-2012 04:40PM

njals_saga wrote: »

Once I saw a guy on Dublin Bus ring the bell. As the bus nears his stop the doors open and this guy, thinking he´s awesome jumps out as the bus is still moving, his momentum taking into a wall. The best part was the bus stopped to pick some people up, so this dude had to limp away with the whole bus taking the piss out of him.

While cycling to work hungover I crashed into a parked car across from a crowded bus stop, I cheered a lot of them up on that Monday morning.

senorwipesalot · 29-04-2012 04:43PM

Was out for a romantic walk with my then girlfriend around town when we turned a corner and there was a wino we both knew squatting with his pants down having a crap.
He just carried on and smiled at us and went"Grand day lads"

Nothing more romantic than the smell of a hobos fresh sh1t.

Mickey Dazzler · 29-04-2012 04:43PM

I once took really strong acid and shat myself in the middle of a house party. It was not some watery fart either, I completely covered myself in shite.

Fizgig Bandicoot · 29-04-2012 04:46PM

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I once took really strong acid and shat myself in the middle of a house party. It was not some watery fart either, I completely covered myself in shite.

I'd say that didn't really encourage you to have a good trip!

ejmaztec · 29-04-2012 04:46PM

Agricola wrote: »

The time I was so drunk I tried to use the tradesman's entrance.

I live in a huge mansion as well, so many fuckin doors it drives ya mad.

Intensive Care Bear · 29-04-2012 04:54PM

One day i came home from work and in a hurry to get in the shower removed my work trousers and pants in one swift movement. The next morning i put said work trousers on and headed off to work completely forgetting to remove yesterdays pants. Well over the course of a few hours the boxers managed to slide down my leg until they were hanging out over the heal of my left boot. So there i was walking around a building site for a few hours with a pair of dirty boxers hanging out of me, you can imagine the abuse i got on site for that one.

shopaholic01 · 29-04-2012 05:08PM

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Was out for a romantic walk with my then girlfriend around town when we turned a corner and there was a wino we both knew squatting with his pants down having a crap.
He just carried on and smiled at us and went"Grand day lads"

Nothing more romantic than the smell of a hobos fresh sh1t.

Was that the inspiration for your username?;)

The Snipe · 29-04-2012 06:05PM

I once tried to kill my housemate, the pu**y decided to lock himself into his room! Pfft. Very Embarrassed for him, I wasn't going to kill him, just seriously injure.

cml387 · 29-04-2012 06:08PM

What a fascinating interest in poo. For some, a simple bodily function, for AH the basis of an entire culture.

Peetrik · 29-04-2012 06:13PM

I saw a guy slip on some ice on RTE a year or two ago. Poor man will never live it down.

herisson · 29-04-2012 06:20PM

i was power walking home from college one day when i was in a bad humour
wasnt looking where i was going walked straight into a poll staggered back and fell through an open gate into someones gardens....people saw

also i was walking through town one day back home and didnt know why there were cars beeping at me....turns out my skirt was caught into my school bag at the back and my ass was on display the whole time didnt realise it until i went to the toilet and saw it in the mirror

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 29-04-2012 06:22PM

Tripped and fell up the stairs in mass.

herisson · 29-04-2012 06:25PM

baz2009 wrote: »

Tripped and fell up the stairs in mass.

hahaha always do that

i tripped and fell onto the priest when i was younger on my way to communion
ive also fell walking back to my seat coming back from communion hahaha

Kylo Ren · 29-04-2012 06:26PM

During the start of a metal work class everyone scrambled for a chair as there was not enough for everyone. Me and a friend grab one at the same time. We start playing tug of war with the chair until I finally win. I started humping the chair in a celebratory fashion, you know? as you do.

The rest of the class stared to laugh. Then it went silent. I stopped & turned around. My teacher was just standing there shaking his head in utter confusion and anger.

FML

seklly · 30-04-2012 10:34AM

Peetrik wrote: »

I saw a guy slip on some ice on RTE a year or two ago. Poor man will never live it down.

Had a huge effect on him

seklly · 30-04-2012 10:37AM

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

hahaha always do that

i tripped and fell onto the priest when i was younger on my way to communion
ive also fell walking back to my seat coming back from communion hahaha

I was at a charity cycle when I was around 10 and cycling by the local priest who was cycling with a plastic bag hanging off the handlebars. I brushed by the bag which caught in the spokes locking up the bike and the priest went flying over the handlebars!!

He always had it in for me after that, never touched me thank god!

allibastor · 30-04-2012 10:38AM

ran at full speed into a lamp post in dublin while visiting my cousins. that was both funny and very sore.

Jester252 · 30-04-2012 10:54AM

When I was about 10 my family and I were in Spain. One night we were at a karaoke bar and my aunt decided to play a joke on me by having me go up and sing the tellytubies song. I went up think I was singing hit me baby one more time and that begins to play. I freeze and start crying my eyes out so my older sister takes me back to the apperment. Outside the bar had TVs showing the people on stage so a bunch of people had seen me cry and they were heckling me on the way back to the apperment. So I ran right into a lamp post. With my pride gone and me in floods of tears to round it off I pissed myself outside the five star hotel in full view of the lobby. It was the longest holiday I ever had.

Most embarrassing thing you've ever done or seen someone do.

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