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When you feel like you're going to puke......

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  • #32
    Foghladh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 393 ✭✭Foghladh


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    One hasnt lived until one has had the simultanious puke/squit combo.
    Nice.

    Ah the memories!

    I fondly remember the aftermath of a dodgy Chinese many moons ago. Sitting on the toilet dehydrating my life away whilst puking into the shower tray. Or rather trying to make the shower tray. I think I slept on the floor of the bathroom that night I was so weak. Good times


  • #33
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    There you go. A little bit came out, so I tried again, same deal. Thought to myself "Well, this is disappointing" and went to go back to bed, when my body span me around, stuffed my head in the bowl and just let rip.

    Why oh why did I look :eek::eek::(


  • #34
    oranbhoy67
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,804 ✭✭✭oranbhoy67


    get it out.. your bodies trying to reject whatever is poisoning your system so once you get it out you will feel better!

    Funny though that in the instant when you are puking you actually feel like your dying.. then when its done your all teary eyed as you wipe the snot that also managed to creep out your nostrils


  • #35
    MadYaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,341 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    I haven't puked because of illness in about 15 years. Apparently I've vomed a few times on nights out but by the time ive drank enough to make me sick im not remembering anything...


  • #36
    skoomi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 169 ✭✭skoomi


    The only time I've been indecisive about puking is when I'm low on cash. I have to think "wait... how much is the alcohol in my stomach worth? How much whiskey do I have left? Should I hold it in?"

    I usually hold it in.

    I'm poor.


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  • #37
    Tom Cruise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭Tom Cruise


    When the room starts spinning i am gone


  • #38
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,450 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    There you go. A little bit came out, so I tried again, same deal. Thought to myself "Well, this is disappointing" and went to go back to bed, when my body span me around, stuffed my head in the bowl and just let rip.

    Thanks for that.

    What's next, a picture of a turd?


  • #39
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    put a sock in your mouth and lie down on your back


  • #40
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    oranbhoy67 wrote: »
    get it out.. your bodies trying to reject whatever is poisoning your system so once you get it out you will feel better!

    Funny though that in the instant when you are puking you actually feel like your dying.. then when its done your all teary eyed as you wipe the snot that also managed to creep out your nostrils


    Ever wake up the morning after the night before and wonder why you can smell vomit? Then you remember getting sick and realise that some of your projectile vomit has logded in your nose :o.
    Then just sit back and wait for the flashbacks :eek:


  • #41
    Uriel.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,059 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    Just prefer that, it's what I heard it called when I was a kid. Toilet has a weird sound to it, and jacks just sounds dumb. It's my lavatory, not Jacks.

    Hey, I am not mocking you (much :p) just genuinely haven't heard the word in ages


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  • #42
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Yeah well done?


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