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When you feel like you're going to puke......

  • 27-04-2012 11:15PM
    #1
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭


    Is it better to make it happen, or just try to hold it in. I've ran to the lavatory a few times, feeling like I'm just going to sick, but as soon as I get in there, the feeling goes away. I still feel ill, just that feeling of puke bubbling up is less severe. Is it best to force it out, hope it helps, or to wait it out, given that I mightn't vomit at all?


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  • #2
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    .....I've ran to the lavatory ...l?

    call it Jacks...you'll get there quicker...


  • #3
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    I have to stick my fingers down my throat. Can't stand that wanting to be sick feeling. :o


  • #4
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭grindle


    I always force it out, and always feel better (but momentarily weaker).

    Voms away!


  • #5
    Fenian Army
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,483 ✭✭✭Fenian Army


    Top Tip: Flush the toilet as you puke into it, time it right and no one will hear.


  • #6
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    If you're on a night out or a session, sometimes if you're on the beers and you've had a few and are already feeling it, it's good to let it out and have a tactical chunder so to speak. You'll be able to carry on drinking longer into the night like :cool:


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  • #7
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    I live on my own (No surprise, there), so if I do puke I want to make as much noise as possible, get it all out, nice and satisfying.


  • #8
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Bring it on if you can. The feeling of wellness after vomiting is an amazing thing.


  • #9
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    One hasnt lived until one has had the simultanious puke/squit combo.
    Nice.


  • #10
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Eat a mug full of salt


  • #11
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    One hasnt lived until one has had the simultanious puke/squit combo.
    Nice.
    Never did - what a treat lies in store for me if it happens some day.


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  • #12
    Uriel.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,059 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    Better out than in of you ask me.

    Haven't heard anyone use the word lavatory in a looooong time


  • #13
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Only the weak puke.


  • #14
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    One hasnt lived until one has had the simultanious puke/squit combo.
    Nice.

    Never done that but I have peed a little bit>

    <hangs head in shame>


  • #15
    rusty_racer94
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    Didn't puke even once in the last 10 years for sure!


  • #16
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Dudess wrote: »
    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    One hasnt lived until one has had the simultanious puke/squit combo.
    Nice.
    Never did - what a treat lies in store for me if it happens some day.

    Nothing beats the sensual feeling of a full body purge


  • #17
    Jimmy Bottlehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,942 ✭✭✭Jimmy Bottlehead


    rusty_racer94 wrote: »
    Didn't puke even once in the last 10 years for sure!

    Me too. But just like 'The Streak' in Seinfeld, it will come to an end one day.


  • #18
    Mr Cumulonimbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Mr Cumulonimbus


    Brian Griffin method?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJw0DUZVfJw


  • #19
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Better out than in.


  • #20
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Cold bathroom floor, delays inevitable puke- by about 5 secs!


  • #21
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Uriel. wrote: »
    Haven't heard anyone use the word lavatory in a looooong time

    Just prefer that, it's what I heard it called when I was a kid. Toilet has a weird sound to it, and jacks just sounds dumb. It's my lavatory, not Jacks.


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  • #22
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Don't you have a vomitorium, OP?


    /gets coat


  • #23
    Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    Did you puke yet? pics :D


  • #24
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭grindle


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Nothing beats the sensual feeling of a full body purge

    Mmmhmmm, the tears and yellow bile can be used later as a lubricant for yer wan.


  • #25
    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    If you can't stick your fingers down your throat. Stand over the toilet and roll your head about and twitch your stomach muscles to induce a vomit. Its much better to throw up.


  • #26
    Canard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard


    It mostly helps, but I remember the last time I was actually sick and vomited it was total dry-heaving on the bathroom floor like a dying prisoner :rolleyes:
    All it did was rip my throat to bits, absolutely not a helpful or relieving experience :pac:


  • #27
    cassElliot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 158 ✭✭cassElliot


    i was in a cafe and felt i had to puke, so ran to the bathroom. except it came out while i was still running, so i puked mid-run and then slipped in the puke.

    it was the lowest point of my life.


  • #28
    Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    woodoo wrote: »
    If you can't stick your fingers down your throat. Stand over the toilet and roll your head about and twitch your stomach muscles to induce a vomit. Its much better to throw up.

    or just picture Mary Harney


  • #29
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Haven't vomited since I was a toddler. I've been sick recently and really wanted to vomit to get rid of that bad feeling but I can't do it anymore!


  • #30
    Pussy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 ✭Pussy


    Better to make it happen. If I feel like I'm going to spew I make it happen. I always feel better afterwards.


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  • #31
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Battered Mars Bar wrote: »
    Did you puke yet? pics :D

    There you go. A little bit came out, so I tried again, same deal. Thought to myself "Well, this is disappointing" and went to go back to bed, when my body span me around, stuffed my head in the bowl and just let rip.


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