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lost me keys

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  • #32
    power123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 ✭power123


    I lost a five euro note yesterday


  • #33
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,455 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    My cat's breath smells like cat food.


  • #34
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Birneybau wrote: »
    My cat's breath smells like cat food.

    How did you get your head in a cats mouth.?


  • #35
    kingdavid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭kingdavid


    thank you all but ive just got up......now were did i leave me drink lol


  • #36
    kingdavid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭kingdavid


    no me dog is called.....luck key or on this lol occasion unluckey...


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  • #37
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,669 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    I recommend this for the OP.

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  • #38
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You're not still outside are you?


  • #39
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Deleted User wrote: »
    You're not still outside are you?

    He's locked himself in now :p


  • #40
    Uriel.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,059 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    When I count to ten backwards while standing on my head I usually forget where I started.

    Then there was the safety deposit box. With its fancy "keys"


  • #41
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Locked out. Pah. Sissy. Thats why God gave you feet. Kick the door in and report back on how it felt. I know a good lad who does door replacement btw:D


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  • #42
    kingdavid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭kingdavid


    thank you but no joke apart
    I really did lose me keys and me passport and my holiday flight arrangement were in the house...well i went to the shed and got a jimmy bar and jimmy the door open,,,,,only to find me keys were in the lining off me coat.yes the one i wore.wile out walkin the dog luckie well i was sick thank too you all
    for bearing with me on this thread


  • #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    kfallon wrote: »
    He's locked himself in now :p

    Might be best for us all :P


  • #44
    kingdavid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭kingdavid


    Deleted User wrote: »
    You're not still outside are you?
    no nice and warm inside thanks....with me little dog at me feet,,,,


  • #45
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 53,068 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    kingdavid wrote: »
    no nice and warm inside thanks....with me little dog at me feet,,,,

    No pussy?


  • #46
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    kfallon wrote: »
    He's locked himself in now :p
    kingdavid wrote: »
    no nice and warm inside thanks....with me little dog at me feet,,,,

    Told ya :p


  • #47
    kingdavid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭kingdavid


    Deleted User wrote: »
    No pussy?
    no its up stair on the bed,,,,,no walkie for the pussy,,,,,time to go up and kindly lift its off the bed lol good night all:p


  • #48
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Deleted User wrote: »
    No pussy?
    No, he's locked out from it.


  • #49
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    halloween night 2007

    i was in work late and decided to stay and have a few at the lock in afterwards even though i was back in at 7 that morning. i left the lights and the telly on at home because i was living at home on my own at the time. i left the pub at around half 2 am and got a taxi to raheny from harolds cross that cost €27

    got to raheny and realised i had left my keys in the pub. another taxi back to harolds cross and another €27. sure ill have another couple of pints while im here. another taxi home at about 5, another 27 quid. quick shower and taxi back again to harolds cross for work at 7, another 27 quid. back on the piss again that night

    crazy times


  • #50
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    kingdavid wrote: »
    thank you but no joke apart
    I really did lose me keys and me passport and my holiday flight arrangement were in the house...well i went to the shed and got a jimmy bar and jimmy the door open,,,,,only to find me keys were in the lining off me coat.yes the one i wore.wile out walkin the dog luckie well i was sick thank too you all
    for bearing with me on this thread

    Wait a second, one minute your dog is called Talkie, and the next it's Luckie?
    You'd want to get your story straight mister, I'm on to you!


  • #51
    kingdavid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭kingdavid


    WoollyRedHat wrote: »
    Wait a second, one minute your dog is called Talkie, and the next it's Luckie?
    You'd want to get your story straight mister, I'm on to you!
    cassy my dogs name she 15 years old lol;)


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