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Prison

  • 27-04-2012 10:58PM
    #1
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    Every now and then I like to have a nosey at the Prison Forum. Some of the ass licking pleads of mercy make me chuckle and AngryBollix, well, he just told anyone that happened to look to "Go **** yourself" :D

    For a long time I just browsed through the list and thought Gordon must be a serial offender as his name was always there. Dim but nice me.

    But there is one mundane thing about prison posts. The word WHY. I believe that these offenders should grovel like they have never grovelled before for their release and propose that this word be banned from Prison. Actually, ban the word BANNED too.

    Anyone else got any suggestions?


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  • #2
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    I'm there for my sins.


  • #3
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    only that we should be permitted a brief 10 minute window to add our comments & thoughts :D


  • #4
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Worth a look now and then, when someone acts the dick the threads are pretty funny.


  • #5
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    westendgirlie wrote: »

    Anyone else got any suggestions?

    o O


  • #6
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    Gordon wrote: »
    I'm there for my sins.

    Eternal Damnation :D


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  • #7
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Ah yeah I like to take a peak now and then, nice bit of entertainment for me.:pac:


  • #8
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    They should have to slop out every morning .


  • #9
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,652 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    "Why have I being banned?"


    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


  • #10
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    mackg wrote: »
    Worth a look now and then, when someone acts the dick the threads are pretty funny.

    Me too, but there is always room for them to grovel a little bit more.


  • #11
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    I heard the prison officers provide coke and Galway Hookers to the funny ones


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  • #12
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Well AngryBollix is a mad cunt so no surprises there like :cool:


  • #13
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »
    Well AngryBollix is a mad cunt so no surprises there like :cool:

    No he's not...he's a bollix:confused:


  • #14
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    Did someone have to write a poem a few months back, before they were released?


  • #15
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I'd love to get banned just to have the bants with Gordon:)


  • #16
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Gordon wrote: »
    I'm there for my sins.

    Is it true that you are impotent omnipotent?


  • #17
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,418 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    westendgirlie wrote: »
    Did someone have to write a poem a few months back, before they were released?

    No, that was for re-admittance to tCN. However a few months ago I was challenged to to get the entire lyrics of this into various posts without the inmates noticing. One or two thought I'd gone mad, but I managed it.


  • #18
    VagnerLove
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭VagnerLove


    Prison forum?


  • #19
    SteoL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭SteoL


    Yeah Prison is very entertaining. The admins provide a good laugh.


  • #20
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    VagnerLove wrote: »
    Prison forum?

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=335


  • #21
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    So, Prison Mods, would you be up for a new challenge?


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  • #22
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    westendgirlie wrote: »
    Did someone have to write a poem a few months back, before they were released?
    Sadly no prison inmates did: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056493981
    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Is it true that you are impotent omnipotent?
    OMNOMPOTENT!


  • #23
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    I still say it's No ****, Sherlock.


  • #24
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Gordon is easily one of the funniest Admin on Boards, possibly the Internet.


  • #25
    Gyalist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist


    Prison Forum it the funniest forum on Boards. It's long been a secret pleasure of mine.


  • #26
    MickySticks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    Gordon is easily one of the funniest Admin on Boards, possibly the Internet.
    Lick arse


  • #27
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    It's like the YLYL thread. I let it build up for a while then chuckle my way through. To a lesser extent the Dispute Resolution forum can be a chuckle.


  • #28
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    23 members currently viewing :eek:

    Are you Gordon's girlfriend OP?


  • #29
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,209 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    I thought I was the only one who had that guilty pleasure!


  • #30
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    Where To wrote: »
    23 members currently viewing :eek:

    Are you Gordon's girlfriend OP?

    I just like this prison cos I don't have hide sharp implements in me girlie bits when I visit :p


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  • #31
    Rebekah Bewildered Ox
    Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭ Rebekah Bewildered Ox


    I love Gordon there I said it not ashamed either


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