Leaving before she wakes up

karl_m · 27-04-2012 06:42PM #1

I just want to know if anyone has done this and how they felt after it. Any shame, regret or just "got the ride, time to go".

minidazzler · 27-04-2012 06:43PM

Only with girlfriends who knew I had to be home by 8 am. I generally don't sleep with one night stands, I leave afterwards.

Dudess · 27-04-2012 06:44PM

Oh look, it's Friday evening - high-five time among the young lads who want to look cool in front of their mates.

micropig · 27-04-2012 06:44PM

karl_m wrote: »

I just want to know if anyone has done this and how they felt after it. Any shame, regret or just "got the ride, time to go".

Yeah, I take her wallet aswell:pac:

ardinn · 27-04-2012 06:45PM

No matter how bad it was or how much of a horse she looked like - You stay to get a quick one in before you go your seperate ways!

Dravokivich · 27-04-2012 06:45PM

Before she wakes up? Dunno bout you, but I don't put'em to sleep while I'm riding.

Unknown Soldier · 27-04-2012 06:45PM

karl_m wrote: »

I just want to know if anyone has done this and how they felt after it. Any shame, regret or just "got the ride, time to go".

I know a footballer who regrets it.:P

minidazzler · 27-04-2012 06:45PM

micropig wrote: »

Yeah, I take her wallet aswell:pac:

I have a buddy who genuinely steals their ID's (Garda Age Card, Student ID's and even Leaving Cert Results). He gave a load away when he got a girlfriend, fool he is.

Snowie · 27-04-2012 06:48PM

Dudess wrote: »

Oh look, it's Friday evening - high-five time among the young lads who want to look cool in front of their mates.

aww do you want a hug

?

Ronin247 · 27-04-2012 06:48PM

Leave before she came round was always my thing.Thank God for alcohol,getting ugly men like me laid for centuries

The King of Moo · 27-04-2012 06:51PM

Leaving before she wakes up

Are straight wimminz allowed to post OP?

As for me, I've never left before a woman woke up. I don't really see why. If I had no interest in seeing her I could still make that clear in the morning or later without running away in the night.

And I like to get a good sleep so it'd be unusual for me to get up first.

Augmerson · 27-04-2012 06:51PM

Sometimes I read these threads and I really wonder about the people who make them up. What is the story with them? What is their buzz?

Fenian Army · 27-04-2012 06:52PM

I never leave without brekky

Loopy · 27-04-2012 06:53PM

It's normally a relief to wake up and find they've gone, in fairness.

/that one time it happened, I mean.

IrishAm · 27-04-2012 06:53PM

minidazzler wrote: »

I have a buddy who genuinely steals their ID's (Garda Age Card, Student ID's and even Leaving Cert Results). He gave a load away when he got a girlfriend, fool he is.

The foook? :eek:

Uriel. · 27-04-2012 06:53PM

Did it twice. Both for good reasons.

1 I had to be somewhere early next day - and I woke up pretty late and had to get out quickly and didn't have time to wake her and deal with conversation

2 girl was complete nuts and I did not want to be subjected to more of her craziness so as soon as she was fast a sleep I was outta there half dressed running out front door. Mad

micropig · 27-04-2012 06:54PM

minidazzler wrote: »

I have a buddy who genuinely steals their ID's (Garda Age Card, Student ID's and even Leaving Cert Results). He gave a load away when he got a girlfriend, fool he is.

You know Larry?:pac:

minidazzler · 27-04-2012 06:56PM

IrishAm wrote: »

The foook? :eek:

He's a bastard, his holy grail would be a passport just before someone needs it...

micropig wrote: »

You know Larry?:pac:

Killian, maybe they are related though? :pac:

WindSock · 27-04-2012 06:57PM

This is why I lock the door when we get home. Mah Babydaddy aint goin nowhere.

*returns to dysfunctionalizing johnnies*

IrishAm · 27-04-2012 06:59PM

minidazzler wrote: »

He's a bastard, his holy grail would be a passport just before someone needs it...

Dunno about age cards, student ids and leaving results but I reckon he would be prosecuted if he was found robbing a passport.

jaffacakesyum · 27-04-2012 07:01PM

Hate to say I probably would've done this one time. But then I remembered she had said to me on the night that she could give me a lift home in the morning. So it was worth the stay just so I didn't have to get the bus/walk

minidazzler · 27-04-2012 07:02PM

IrishAm wrote: »

Dunno about age cards, student ids and leaving results but I reckon he would be prosecuted if he was found robbing a passport.

That's a pretty big if, he gets away with everything :pac:

stupidusername · 27-04-2012 07:05PM

If he left before the morning, he'd have to get a taxi home, and that'd be a lot of money. so he stays till he can get the luas. :pac:

ejmaztec · 27-04-2012 07:09PM

Isn't there a debate going on in Egypt about this?

44leto · 27-04-2012 07:09PM

Yes to my shame I have done it, I did feel guilty at first, but then it became routine and it doesn't feel to bad anymore.

The King of Moo · 27-04-2012 07:11PM

44leto wrote: »

Yes to my shame I have done it, I did feel guilty at first, but then it became routine and it doesn't feel to bad anymore.

Subtle "I have lots of sex" brag :pac:.

Ares · 27-04-2012 07:12PM

Generally don't sleep particularly well when with another person so I'll always wake up early around 7.30 or 8. Just in time to get the bus home. Ideal.

No point paying €20 for a taxi when if you wait 3 hours you can get the bus for €1.80.

44leto · 27-04-2012 07:15PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

Subtle "I have lots of sex" brag :pac:.

I truly wish, just me blagging rather then bragging.

Lando Griffin · 27-04-2012 07:16PM

Before I was eagerly snapped up by my current OH of 10 years; I would be often found in the kitchen preparing breakfast for the lady of pleasure that I was just after spending the night with. Once I ended up chasing cattle all morning with one lucky ladies father;cos her brother didn't make it home. Most women would be delighted to have my around most of the next day and it was only the occasional one who asked me to leave shortly after I would burst into rhyme.

karl_m · 27-04-2012 07:43PM

Augmerson wrote: »

Sometimes I read these threads and I really wonder about the people who make them up. What is the story with them? What is their buzz?

I was generally just looking forward to the replies :rolleyes:
I've never done it myself but heard of friends that have and always wondered what others(especially girls) thought of it.

To me sex is just sex, nothing special about it, just another form of pleasure, and don't see why two people can't enjoy one night. Then again I'm a bloke and probably don't know what I'm saying.

Baneblade · 27-04-2012 07:46PM

Domo230 wrote: »

AH can never "leave".

How does one leave their right hand?

The first step is cheating with your left

Leaving before she wakes up

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