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Liveline Thread (15/02/2012 to 01/05/2012)

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    #9182
    clappyhappy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    trust me Joe, you and I are living in two very different worlds.


    Till Monday guys, enjoy funny friday ;)


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    #9183
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    syklops wrote: »
    He won 1000 euro in a credit union draw and is putting the money into the Cat(h)y Dawkin fund. Sure he made that much during the ad break. Big of him.

    It's as charitable a gesture as pretty much any of us donating 5c. What a (insert word that rhymes with "blunt").


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    #9184
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Joe plugs unFunny Friday..."give yourself a break from the world we're all living in"

    Give us a break Duffy, you're not on the same planet as the rest of us.
    That poor little rich boy act might be fooling some of 'de liddel peeple', but no-one here!


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    #9185
    NIMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 33,226 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    I don't listen to Joe every day, but Jez, that man earns his money easy.

    Is there anybody out there who you might think earns his wage levels for doing easier work? I can't think of one.


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    #9186
    DuckStab
    Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭DuckStab


    my friend wrote: »
    from terminal melanomas to 5 star Hotel gripes ...

    You have to admire him for applying the same level of gravitas for both issues.

    "My 16 year old daughter died."
    "Oh God..."

    "My luxury hotel suite had a leak."
    "Oh God..."

    Man o' the peeple


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    #9187
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    NIMAN wrote: »
    I don't listen to Joe every day, but Jez, that man earns his money easy.

    Is there anybody out there who you might think earns his wage levels for doing easier work? I can't think of one.

    I can think of one contender.......He's on now :rolleyes:


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    #9188
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,878 ✭✭✭signostic


    europa11 wrote: »
    I can think of one contender.......He's on now :rolleyes:

    and there`s another ...who is on from 11am to 1pm on Saturday and Sundays


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    #9189
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Time for your verdicts -

    Laura. The alleged throw thief.

    Guilty or Not Guilty ?


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    #9190
    Stripey Cat
    Registered Users Posts: 741 ✭✭✭Stripey Cat


    Guilty.


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    #9191
    signostic
    Registered Users Posts: 5,878 ✭✭✭signostic


    Laura "that throw was only resting in my case"


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    #9192
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Laura is the Bertie Ahern of hotel guests.


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    #9193
    clappyhappy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    GUILTY, if she was innocent she would have asked for a full public apology, all she wanted was her e50. I would have been more interested in an apology myself if I had been wrongly accused.


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    #9194
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    Can't go throwing accusations around


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    #9195
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Lapin wrote: »
    Time for your verdicts -

    Laura. The alleged throw thief.

    Guilty or Not Guilty ?

    Definitely guilty. If she was innocent and the fella at the desk said he thought she took the throw and he was charging her 50 quid, would she not have gone and gotten her case, opened it and said, "There do ya see a bleedin tro, do ya?".

    She also referred to it as "an ugly oul tro", but didnt explain hwo she knew what it looked like because there hadnt been one in her room apparently.

    Fair play to the manager from the hotel coming on and talking to her.

    EDIT: ALso, reading twitter this morning, I couldn't believe the neck on Joe to tweet that he won 1000 euro and gave it to the Cathy Durkan appeal.

    Aren't you feckin brilliant "Mr 400,000 euros a year, I'm now going to give 0.25% of it to charity and shout it from the roof tops."


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    #9196
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    syklops wrote: »
    Aren't you feckin brilliant "Mr 400,000 euros a year, I'm now going to give 0.25% of it to charity and shout it from the roof tops."

    It's kind of like the way AIB say that they are supporting communities... pumping money in to GAA clubs and the like.... When realistically they have taken MULTIPLES of what they have purported to have given from Irish communities.


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    #9197
    Owryan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,024 ✭✭✭Owryan


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    It's kind of like the way AIB say that they are supporting communities... pumping money in to GAA clubs and the like.... When realistically they have taken MULTIPLES of what they have purported to have given from Irish communities.

    Ah now stop knocking da banks, sure without them we wouldn't be where we are now............................oh wait ...****e

    Funnier than anything we re likely to hear on Funny Dysentry Friday


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    #9198
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    My mother is heading to the Red Cow:o:(


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    #9199
    Owryan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,024 ✭✭✭Owryan


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    My mother is heading to the Red Cow:o:(

    Are you keeping her company ??


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    #9200
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Owryan wrote: »
    Are you keeping her company ??

    Certainly not:D


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    #9201
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    My mother is heading to the Red Cow:o:(

    Could you not talk her out of it?

    Maybe if one of these days Joe turned up at the Red Cow with Doc savage & da gang, and no-one was there, they might end this abysmal waste of time and money that is "funny( I use the term loosely) friday"


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    #9202
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    syklops wrote: »

    EDIT: ALso, reading twitter this morning, I couldn't believe the neck on Joe to tweet that he won 1000 euro and gave it to the Cathy Durkan appeal.

    Aren't you feckin brilliant "Mr 400,000 euros a year, I'm now going to give 0.25% of it to charity and shout it from the roof tops."

    Well, technically it's 0.00% as this is additional income Joe won (is there any justice in this country at all?!). He didn't even dip into his own pocket on this one, yet feels the urge to tell people about it in an attempt to look generous to his fawning following. Only a true man of the people :rolleyes:could turn charity into a selfish and egotistical act.

    See you Monday folks, can't stomach an UnFunny Friday today.


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    #9203
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    syklops wrote: »

    Fair play to the manager from the hotel coming on and talking to her.

    sorry, one more. Yes, I agree, fair play to him for coming on air - I'm guessing he's never listened to Lahv Lahn before though? ;) was hoping he would stand his ground though and not give her the €50 back. He gave in too easily to Joe's bulling tactics.


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    #9204
    telekon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,425 ✭✭✭telekon


    Ned O'Keeffe must be one relieved man that he was arrested on an unfunny friday...


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    #9205
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    syklops wrote: »
    Could you not talk her out of it?

    Maybe if one of these days Joe turned up at the Red Cow with Doc savage & da gang, and no-one was there, they might end this abysmal waste of time and money that is "funny( I use the term loosely) friday"

    She didnt tell me found out from the father

    she knows my views on the hogs in RTE

    strong words later though:)


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    #9206
    europa11
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭europa11


    Better hope she doesn't come back with a Lahhvlahhn Tee shirt for you Sept - or better still - a CD of the show, autographed by the uFF Crew ;).


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    #9207
    JonathanAnon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,718 ✭✭✭✭JonathanAnon


    Glad to hear Eamonn Lillis is having a good time anyway.. I hear his story is about a man who beat his wife to death with a brick and then was rewarded with free speech and drama classes at the expense of the State.. A bit far fetched if you ask me.


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    #9208
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Well, technically it's 0.00% as this is additional income Joe won (is there any justice in this country at all?!). He didn't even dip into his own pocket on this one, yet feels the urge to tell people about it in an attempt to look generous to his fawning following. Only a true man of the people :rolleyes:could turn charity into a selfish and egotistical act.

    See you Monday folks, can't stomach an UnFunny Friday today.

    Actually you are right. Just worked out the figures and Joe and I earn about the same numberwise, obviously and unfortunately with currency conversion the dollar(or euro as the case may be) value works out differently :(

    However, based on my math, the 1000 euro he won and gave away, is the same as me winning 40 euro on a scratch card and donating that. Not something I would feel the urge to tweet about I have to say. To be honest, if I rang my mother and told her, I would feel ashamed. "Ma, I just won forty euro off a scratch card and instead of spending it on hookers and coke, I gave it to a charidy"


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    #9209
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    JonathanAnon wrote: »
    Glad to hear Eamonn Lillis is having a good time anyway.. I hear his story is about a man who beat his wife to death with a brick and then was rewarded with free speech and drama classes at the expense of the State.. A bit far fetched if you ask me.

    Is he in the Joy or in an open prison?


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    #9210
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Judging by that cheer, there are an awful lot of sad people out there.


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    #9211
    neris
    Registered Users Posts: 20,046 ✭✭✭✭neris


    bolliks forgot it was freaky friday


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