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Egypt parliament debating law to legalise Necrophilia

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  • #32
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Is oral allowed?


  • #33
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »
    some serious islamaphobia in this thread


    Did you see the part where a bunch of them want to fcuk dead people?


  • #34
    rgmmg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 542 ✭✭✭rgmmg


    thebigbiffo wrote: »
    get a life

    i think you mean "get a wife" (while they're warm then reap the rewards in death).


  • #35
    Duiske
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    Gives new meaning to settling down in front of the box and opening a cold one.


  • #36
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    thebigbiffo wrote: »
    get a life

    thats what she sai...

    oh wait, no she couldnt have really, she was dead... :(


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  • #37
    old_aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    How f*cked in the head can this religion get.

    Another example of how f*cked these countries with islam as their basic law can get.....they even believe in witchcraft.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2131967/Woman-faces-death-penalty-witchcraft-accused-casting-spell-shopper-13.html


  • #38
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    old_aussie wrote: »
    How f*cked in the head can this religion get.

    Another example of how f*cked these countries with islam as their basic law can get.....they even believe in witchcraft.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2131967/Woman-faces-death-penalty-witchcraft-accused-casting-spell-shopper-13.html[/QUOTE]

    oh oh...

    where's nodin and we'll really ramp this thread up a notch


  • #39
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    thebigbiffo wrote: »
    old_aussie wrote: »
    How f*cked in the head can this religion get.

    Another example of how f*cked these countries with islam as their basic law can get.....they even believe in witchcraft.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2131967/Woman-faces-death-penalty-witchcraft-accused-casting-spell-shopper-13.html[/QUOTE]

    oh oh...

    where's nodin and we'll really ramp this thread up a notch

    Hai.


  • #40
    patmac
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    Another dead boring Daily Mail thread!


  • #41
    Nodin
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    Seeing as its mostly puns, it would seem the main force of the usual suspects haven't arrived yet.

    A read of the article makes one think that its mail smoke and mirrors bull****. While offhand I'd believe that Islamists want to reduce womens rights (its in the job description), there are restrictions on touching the dead, so the necrophilia part is 99.9% likely bollocks.


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  • #42
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    The pyramids are going to rake in the cash now with a whole new form of sex tourism. And these lads have nailed a key demographic in the necrophiliac vote. Thread about nothing really. Ye're all just anti Islamic. That's your problem.


  • #43
    smash
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    I wonder if they'll be tighter...


  • #44
    44leto
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    patmac wrote: »
    Another dead boring Daily Mail thread!

    This forum should change its name to the After hours daily mail discussion board.


  • #45
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    token101 wrote: »
    The pyramids are going to rake in the cash now with a whole new form of sex tourism. And these lads have nailed a key demographic in the necrophiliac vote. Thread about nothing really. Ye're all just anti Islamic. That's your problem.

    It's a hard enough life being a woman in an Islamic country. Now they want to ride them into the ground.


  • #46
    Shenshen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    They're planning to get rid of the rights of women to have an education, and all people are shocked by is that some people may legally shag a corpse?

    AH at it's best...


  • #47
    Latchy
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    Why stop there ? ... they should let all the imates out of the asylum for a few hrs each day to .


  • #48
    Micky Dolenz
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    Shenshen wrote: »
    They're planning to get rid of the rights of women to have an education, and all people are shocked by is that some people may legally shag a corpse?

    AH at it's best...


    Dead right, bang on.

    And There are more then the mail carrying this story.


  • #49
    partyatmygaff
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    This is the same government that jailed the Middle East's most famous actor (And UN goodwill ambassador) Adel Imam for "insulting Islam". Considering the films in question were made decades before and were well received when they were first released I think this is a sign of what is to come for Egypt. Bearded idiots in government arguing over nonsense such as necrophilia, divorce, blasphemy while the country's economy, health and education services go down the drain.

    This "Arab Spring: Freedom revolution" fairytale that people over here in the West believe in is a farce.


  • #50
    smash
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    Latchy wrote: »
    Why stop there ? ... they should let all the imates out of the asylum for a few hrs each day to .
    They should rent corpses to prisons for conjugal visits.


  • #51
    Carlos_Ray
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    I'd love to have been at the meeting where this issue was raised...

    "Now we're finished with discussing traffic congestion in Cairo, any other business before we close the meeting?"

    A man puts his hand up tentatively ," yea, just one more thing.......


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  • #52
    shopaholic01
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    micropig wrote: »
    Is oral allowed?

    Dead women can't suck


  • #53
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Dead women can't suck
    you could push on their chest to cause a vacuum...


  • #54
    Latchy
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    smash wrote: »
    They should rent corpses to prisons for conjugal visits.
    I would imagine blow up dolls not to smell as much or decompose as fast .


  • #55
    thebigbiffo
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    Nodin wrote: »
    thebigbiffo wrote: »

    Hai.

    dude - that's some seriously impressive s'hit right there. you must lurk in your sleep.


  • #56
    BillyMitchel
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    I'd ride her rotten.


  • #57
    Knasher
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    xsiborg wrote: »
    rigor mortis sets in i'd imagine?
    Rigor mortis sets in after 3 to 4 hours.


  • #58
    Xivilai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Xivilai


    6 hours, enough time for a session then. Nice.


  • #59
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    thebigbiffo wrote: »

    dude - that's some seriously impressive s'hit right there. you must lurk in your sleep.

    I am Nodin Bin Nodin Al Nodin, Buzzard Of The Desert. Where there is a branch to lurk on, I will be there.


  • #60
    frag420
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    They are prob just in denial (DeNile) about wifeys death!!


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  • #61
    Elrollo
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    Imagine the court case where the defendant rode her after the 6 hour limit..."dude, I swear, she totally looked 6 hours old!"


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