Egypt parliament debating law to legalise Necrophilia

dilallio

Holy moly :eek:
So much for the "Arab Spring".

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Outrage-Egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-dead-wives-hours-AFTER-death.html

Outrage as Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.
Egypt's National Council for Women is campaigning against the changes, saying that 'marginalising and undermining the status of women would negatively affect the country's human development'.

By Abeer Tayel
Al Arabiya


Egypt’s National Council for Women (NCW) has appealed to the Islamist-dominated parliament not to approve two controversial laws on the minimum age of marriage and allowing a husband to have sex with his dead wife within six hours of her death according to a report in an Egyptian newspaper.


The appeal came in a message sent by Dr. Mervat al-Talawi, head of the NCW, to the Egyptian People’s Assembly Speaker, Dr. Saad al-Katatni, addressing the woes of Egyptian women, especially after the popular uprising that toppled president Hosni Mubarak in February 2011.

DrumSteve

there is a mummy joke in here somewhere

micropig

They no crazy:D


Seriously, I think the sun has finally cooked their brains

micropig

DrumSteve wrote: »

there is a mummy joke in here somewhere

Yo're Ma??:p

saintsaltynuts

I'm not getting wrapped up in this.

Guy:Incognito

Whats the significance of 6 hours? Why not 10? What if your more than 6 hours away when she dies?

Mr Benevolent

Daily Mail vs Egypt: Which is more insane?

micropig

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Whats the significance of 6 hours? Why not 10? What if your more than 6 hours away when she dies?

She gets stiff:D

DrumSteve

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Whats the significance of 6 hours? Why not 10? What if your more than 6 hours away when she dies?

theyd be too dry by then. and look less into it.

ejmaztec

No problem with the deceased missus deciding to have a headache.

rgmmg

It's illegal in Egypt? Another reason to holiday at home this year.

xsiborg

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Whats the significance of 6 hours? Why not 10? What if your more than 6 hours away when she dies?

rigor mortis sets in i'd imagine? and then you'd have to call the paramedics to dislodge the husband! :eek:


although rigor mortis could work in a womans favor if the husband croaks it!


not sure how this law would work though in the case of two mummys! :rolleyes:

44leto

I have had sex with living corpses, it was alright, a lot better then being horny.

Seachmall

In unrelated news; Egyptian sales of WD40 are at an all time high.

biko

Bitches Islamists be crazy.

CardBordWindow

I'd be dead against this!


OR should that be, I'd be up against this dead?

44leto

Seachmall wrote: »

In unrelated news; Egyptian sales of WD40 are at an all time high.

Lord, the most disgusting thing I have ever read here.

I commend you the achievement.

ejmaztec

Seachmall wrote: »

In unrelated news; Egyptian sales of WD40 are at an all time high.

and sales of condoms are at an all time low.

Micky Dolenz

Who doesn't like a cold one?

prinz

If someone else has sex with the corpse does that mean they'll get charged with rape? Will the corpse be accused of adultery?

Balmed Out

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Whats the significance of 6 hours? Why not 10? What if your more than 6 hours away when she dies?

Very little motion in the ocean once rigor mortis sets in.

biko

prinz wrote: »

If someone else has sex with the corpse does that mean they'll get charged with rape? Will the corpse be accused of adultery?

No point whipping a dead wife for adultery.

micropig

Balmed Out wrote: »

Very little motion in the ocean once rigor mortis sets in.

How is the embalming business these days, is it going strong or is a dying business, Fcuked?:D

thebigbiffo

Seachmall wrote: »

In unrelated news; Egyptian sales of WD40 are at an all time high.

*tips hat to you sir

close the thread now and i'll be as happy as an egyptian widower with a pocket full of viagra

admiralofthefleet

DrumSteve wrote: »

there is a mummy joke in here somewhere

yummy mummys

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

some serious islamaphobia in this thread

rgmmg

prinz wrote: »

If someone else has sex with the corpse does that mean they'll get charged with rape? Will the corpse be accused of adultery?

Nah, she was clearly dying for it

up for anything

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

some serious islamaphobia in this thread

I don't see much Islamaphobia - just some piss taking out of a very screwed up law. The second one about lowering the marriage age to 14 is just too sad to think about.

admiralofthefleet

up for anything wrote: »

I don't see much Islamaphobia - just some piss taking out of a very screwed up law. The second one about lowering the marriage age to 14 is just too sad to think about.

paging snyper, wherever he may be

thebigbiffo

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

some serious islamaphobia in this thread

get a life

Thrill

What would be the point? Her heart wouldn't be in it.

micropig

Is oral allowed?

Micky Dolenz

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

some serious islamaphobia in this thread

Did you see the part where a bunch of them want to fcuk dead people?

rgmmg

thebigbiffo wrote: »

get a life

i think you mean "get a wife" (while they're warm then reap the rewards in death).

Duiske

Gives new meaning to settling down in front of the box and opening a cold one.

xsiborg

thebigbiffo wrote: »

get a life

thats what she sai...

oh wait, no she couldnt have really, she was dead...

old_aussie

How f*cked in the head can this religion get.

Another example of how f*cked these countries with islam as their basic law can get.....they even believe in witchcraft.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2131967/Woman-faces-death-penalty-witchcraft-accused-casting-spell-shopper-13.html

thebigbiffo

old_aussie wrote: »

How f*cked in the head can this religion get.

Another example of how f*cked these countries with islam as their basic law can get.....they even believe in witchcraft.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2131967/Woman-faces-death-penalty-witchcraft-accused-casting-spell-shopper-13.html[/QUOTE]

oh oh...

where's nodin and we'll really ramp this thread up a notch

Nodin

thebigbiffo wrote: »

old_aussie wrote: »

How f*cked in the head can this religion get.

Another example of how f*cked these countries with islam as their basic law can get.....they even believe in witchcraft.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2131967/Woman-faces-death-penalty-witchcraft-accused-casting-spell-shopper-13.html[/QUOTE]

oh oh...

where's nodin and we'll really ramp this thread up a notch

Hai.

patmac

Another dead boring Daily Mail thread!

Nodin

Seeing as its mostly puns, it would seem the main force of the usual suspects haven't arrived yet.

A read of the article makes one think that its mail smoke and mirrors bull****. While offhand I'd believe that Islamists want to reduce womens rights (its in the job description), there are restrictions on touching the dead, so the necrophilia part is 99.9% likely bollocks.

token101

The pyramids are going to rake in the cash now with a whole new form of sex tourism. And these lads have nailed a key demographic in the necrophiliac vote. Thread about nothing really. Ye're all just anti Islamic. That's your problem.

smash

I wonder if they'll be tighter...

44leto

patmac wrote: »

Another dead boring Daily Mail thread!

This forum should change its name to the After hours daily mail discussion board.

Thrill

token101 wrote: »

The pyramids are going to rake in the cash now with a whole new form of sex tourism. And these lads have nailed a key demographic in the necrophiliac vote. Thread about nothing really. Ye're all just anti Islamic. That's your problem.

It's a hard enough life being a woman in an Islamic country. Now they want to ride them into the ground.

Shenshen

They're planning to get rid of the rights of women to have an education, and all people are shocked by is that some people may legally shag a corpse?

AH at it's best...

Latchy

Why stop there ? ... they should let all the imates out of the asylum for a few hrs each day to .

Micky Dolenz

Shenshen wrote: »

They're planning to get rid of the rights of women to have an education, and all people are shocked by is that some people may legally shag a corpse?

AH at it's best...

Dead right, bang on.

And There are more then the mail carrying this story.

partyatmygaff

This is the same government that jailed the Middle East's most famous actor (And UN goodwill ambassador) Adel Imam for "insulting Islam". Considering the films in question were made decades before and were well received when they were first released I think this is a sign of what is to come for Egypt. Bearded idiots in government arguing over nonsense such as necrophilia, divorce, blasphemy while the country's economy, health and education services go down the drain.

This "Arab Spring: Freedom revolution" fairytale that people over here in the West believe in is a farce.

smash

Latchy wrote: »

Why stop there ? ... they should let all the imates out of the asylum for a few hrs each day to .

They should rent corpses to prisons for conjugal visits.

Carlos_Ray

I'd love to have been at the meeting where this issue was raised...

"Now we're finished with discussing traffic congestion in Cairo, any other business before we close the meeting?"

A man puts his hand up tentatively ," yea, just one more thing.......