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Egypt parliament debating law to legalise Necrophilia

  • 26-04-2012 01:23PM
    #1
    dilallio
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    Holy moly :eek:
    So much for the "Arab Spring".

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Outrage-Egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-dead-wives-hours-AFTER-death.html
    Outrage as Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death

    Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.
     The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
     It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.
    Egypt's National Council for Women is campaigning against the changes, saying that 'marginalising and undermining the status of women would negatively affect the country's human development'.
    By Abeer Tayel
    Al Arabiya


    Egypt’s National Council for Women (NCW) has appealed to the Islamist-dominated parliament not to approve two controversial laws on the minimum age of marriage and allowing a husband to have sex with his dead wife within six hours of her death according to a report in an Egyptian newspaper.


    The appeal came in a message sent by Dr. Mervat al-Talawi, head of the NCW, to the Egyptian People’s Assembly Speaker, Dr. Saad al-Katatni, addressing the woes of Egyptian women, especially after the popular uprising that toppled president Hosni Mubarak in February 2011.


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  • #2
    DrumSteve
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    there is a mummy joke in here somewhere


  • #3
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    They no crazy:D


    Seriously, I think the sun has finally cooked their brains


  • #4
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    there is a mummy joke in here somewhere

    Yo're Ma??:p


  • #5
    saintsaltynuts
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    I'm not getting wrapped up in this.


  • #6
    Guy:Incognito
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    Whats the significance of 6 hours? Why not 10? What if your more than 6 hours away when she dies?


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  • #7
    Mr Benevolent
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    Daily Mail vs Egypt: Which is more insane?


  • #8
    micropig
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    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    Whats the significance of 6 hours? Why not 10? What if your more than 6 hours away when she dies?

    She gets stiff:D


  • #9
    DrumSteve
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    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    Whats the significance of 6 hours? Why not 10? What if your more than 6 hours away when she dies?

    theyd be too dry by then. and look less into it.


  • #10
    ejmaztec
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    No problem with the deceased missus deciding to have a headache.


  • #11
    rgmmg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 542 ✭✭✭rgmmg


    It's illegal in Egypt? Another reason to holiday at home this year.


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  • #12
    xsiborg
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    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    Whats the significance of 6 hours? Why not 10? What if your more than 6 hours away when she dies?


    rigor mortis sets in i'd imagine? and then you'd have to call the paramedics to dislodge the husband! :eek:


    although rigor mortis could work in a womans favor if the husband croaks it! :D


    not sure how this law would work though in the case of two mummys! :rolleyes:


  • #13
    44leto
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    I have had sex with living corpses, it was alright, a lot better then being horny.


  • #14
    Seachmall
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    In unrelated news; Egyptian sales of WD40 are at an all time high.


  • #15
    biko
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    Bitches Islamists be crazy.


  • #16
    CardBordWindow
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    I'd be dead against this!


    OR should that be, I'd be up against this dead?


  • #17
    44leto
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    Seachmall wrote: »
    In unrelated news; Egyptian sales of WD40 are at an all time high.
    :D

    Lord, the most disgusting thing I have ever read here.

    I commend you the achievement.


  • #18
    ejmaztec
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    Seachmall wrote: »
    In unrelated news; Egyptian sales of WD40 are at an all time high.

    and sales of condoms are at an all time low.


  • #19
    Micky Dolenz
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    Who doesn't like a cold one?


  • #20
    prinz
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    If someone else has sex with the corpse does that mean they'll get charged with rape? Will the corpse be accused of adultery?


  • #21
    Balmed Out
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    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    Whats the significance of 6 hours? Why not 10? What if your more than 6 hours away when she dies?

    Very little motion in the ocean once rigor mortis sets in.


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  • #22
    biko
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    prinz wrote: »
    If someone else has sex with the corpse does that mean they'll get charged with rape? Will the corpse be accused of adultery?
    No point whipping a dead wife for adultery.


  • #23
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Balmed Out wrote: »
    Very little motion in the ocean once rigor mortis sets in.

    How is the embalming business these days, is it going strong or is a dying business, Fcuked?:D


  • #24
    thebigbiffo
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    Seachmall wrote: »
    In unrelated news; Egyptian sales of WD40 are at an all time high.

    *tips hat to you sir

    close the thread now and i'll be as happy as an egyptian widower with a pocket full of viagra


  • #25
    admiralofthefleet
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    DrumSteve wrote: »
    there is a mummy joke in here somewhere

    yummy mummys


  • #26
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
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    some serious islamaphobia in this thread


  • #27
    rgmmg
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    prinz wrote: »
    If someone else has sex with the corpse does that mean they'll get charged with rape? Will the corpse be accused of adultery?


    Nah, she was clearly dying for it


  • #28
    up for anything
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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »
    some serious islamaphobia in this thread

    I don't see much Islamaphobia - just some piss taking out of a very screwed up law. The second one about lowering the marriage age to 14 is just too sad to think about.


  • #29
    admiralofthefleet
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    up for anything wrote: »
    I don't see much Islamaphobia - just some piss taking out of a very screwed up law. The second one about lowering the marriage age to 14 is just too sad to think about.

    paging snyper, wherever he may be


  • #30
    thebigbiffo
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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »
    some serious islamaphobia in this thread

    get a life


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  • #31
    Thrill
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    What would be the point? Her heart wouldn't be in it.


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