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I'll tell you what's disgusting..

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  • #32
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    LH Pathe wrote: »
    Why did DJ collapse.

    exhaustion


  • #33
    shancoduff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74 ✭✭shancoduff


    LH Pathe wrote: »
    Why did DJ collapse.

    his BPM was too high

    I can understand why you didn't post that in "best joke ye ever heard".


  • #34
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    shancoduff wrote: »
    I can understand why you didn't post that in "best joke ye ever heard".

    so you can see it's because I didn't hear it, I made it up. n left it for you to post there

    personally I think it's really distasteful. so you can understand why I posted it here


  • #35
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    I call it the snot trick. Take a deep breath first though to make sure its comes out in 1 lump.


  • #36
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    OP, I do that all the time when out on the bike, you always get a runny nose after a few hours and ****ed if I'm bringing a load of tissues with me and storing them all in my pockets for hours. It's only a bit of snot ffs


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  • #37
    Jammy Donut
    Closed Accounts Posts: 606 ✭✭✭Jammy Donut


    Don't get why modern society thinks, its disgusting or the way taking a piss out doors is wrong or why a good fart is considered rude.


    Will someone think of the children!


  • #38
    shancoduff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74 ✭✭shancoduff


    LH Pathe wrote: »
    Why did DJ collapse.

    his BPM was too high

    Do you know what, you're a vile, repulsive human being. I'm utterly sickened by what you said there.

    I'll tell you why DJ collapsed in a garda station of all places, he was under a cardiac arrest..


    potkettleblack, I'll see myself out :pac:


  • #39
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    What else is disgusting?
    Used condoms on the footpath.


  • #40
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    **** on public buses is pretty disgusting too.

    what sort of fcuked up bus do you be on??? :eek:


  • #41
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    I don't mind spitting. But when people do that 'hocking' thing. WTF are you doing? You are basically putting snot in your mouth!!


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  • #42
    Ronin247
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    **** on public buses is pretty disgusting too.
    I remember being a young innocent 14 year old getting buses into the city center and numerous occasions people were **** down the back of the bus..............
    davet82 wrote: »
    what sort of fcuked up bus do you be on??? :eek:


    The big "special" bus taking him to "special" school, the one with lickable windows.


  • #43
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Better out than in.
    Does it count that I can catch mine with my tongue ??


  • #44
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    If someone does it when playing sport then it's fair game, it's difficult to stop and have a good old root around!


  • #45
    DaveNoCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,785 ✭✭✭DaveNoCheese


    Baths... Lying there in your own filth...


  • #46
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Better out than your eye, as they say. Not everyone carries a box of Kleenex around so more than likey you'll only have one or two tissues and there's nothing worse than a soggy snotty tissue disintegrating in your pocket.

    Having said that, if I do a nasal evacuation I try to ensure (a) noone is watching me (b) there's no children in buggies down wind of me (a fatal mistake made a few years back) or (c) it never covers a window or another persons private property (with the one time exception in b).


  • #47
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Ronin247 wrote: »
    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    **** on public buses is pretty disgusting too.
    I remember being a young innocent 14 year old getting buses into the city center and numerous occasions people were **** down the back of the bus..............
    davet82 wrote: »
    what sort of fcuked up bus do you be on??? :eek:


    The big "special" bus taking him to "special" school, the one with lickable windows.
    Cyber bulling :(
    :p


  • #48
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,677 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    Plazaman wrote: »
    Better out than your eye, as they say. Not everyone carries a box of Kleenex around so more than likey you'll only have one or two tissues and there's nothing worse than a soggy snotty tissue disintegrating in your pocket.

    Having said that, if I do a nasal evacuation I try to ensure (a) noone is watching me (b) there's no children in buggies down wind of me (a fatal mistake made a few years back) or (c) it never covers a window or another persons private property (with the one time exception in b).

    Tell us more!


  • #49
    Paddycrumlinman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 241 ✭✭Paddycrumlinman


    benwavner wrote: »
    Sticking your finger up your bum and wiping it under someones nose.

    When I was a kid, there was this bread man who we would work with on a Saturday morning, he was a nasty prick, real dirty fooker.

    One day he got one of the young lads, stuck his middle finger up his hole, and rubbed it under this kids nose, well the kid was not impressed by smelling ****e all morning, went home and told his father. Father grabs bread man and beats 10 shades out of him.

    No more finger up bums and under noses.

    Disgusting.


  • #50
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    2 girls 1 cup

    :eek:


  • #51
    copeyhagen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,354 ✭✭✭copeyhagen


    is it ok if we do it while playing a football match, or are we still disgusting


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  • #52
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    benwavner wrote: »
    Sticking your finger up your bum and wiping it under someones nose.

    True, you should really use toilet paper for that.


  • #53
    Pyr0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    People who put their finger against one side of there nose and blow snot on to the ground, you are disgusting and should be sent on a Fás course.
    I say people but it's only men.
    I saw someone do this passing a shop in town (that town, the big one there with the spike) and it went all over the shop window. Utterly discusting and can't believe people have the nerve to do this on the street.
    Just get a tissue like the rest of us you filthy animals.
    What else is disgusting?

    Saw a bloke years ago do this on to his tongue as he casually walked down the street.


  • #54
    Blikes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭Blikes


    Sinus problem so i do this if my tissue has disintegrated but only if no one is around but if someone let off a snot rocket in front of me, there wouldn't be a problem as long as it landed on the ground or grass!


  • #55
    muppetkiller
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,200 ✭✭✭muppetkiller


    I actually think the following are Worse...


    - Eating/chewing with your mouth open !!!

    - Having a big dirty smelly fart in a pub on a packed pub on a Saturday night and claim ignorance (or think it's funny)

    - Dirty Teeth


  • #56
    Ronin247
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    **** on public buses is pretty disgusting too.
    I remember being a young innocent 14 year old getting buses into the city center and numerous occasions people were **** down the back of the bus.......................

    Sorry teddy, I just have visions of a 14 year old you watching some skanger rubbing one out at the back of the bus and him muttering.....

    "watcher bleedin lookin aht?? I'ts norra fooking puppeh show"


  • #57
    Statistician
    Closed Accounts Posts: 256 ✭✭Statistician


    Paddycrumlinman wrote: »
    When I was a kid, there was this bread man who we would work with on a Saturday morning, he was a nasty prick, real dirty fooker.

    One day he got one of the young lads, stuck his middle finger up his hole, and rubbed it under this kids nose, well the kid was not impressed by smelling ****e all morning, went home and told his father. Father grabs bread man and beats 10 shades out of him.

    No more finger up bums and under noses.

    Disgusting.

    If he did that in full view, imagine what he got up to with the bread?
    Did you eat the bread?


  • #58
    i57dwun4yb1pt8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭i57dwun4yb1pt8


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    Used condoms on the footpath.

    i nealry broke my neck on one of these one night in o curry street limk , 1991
    it was near as bad as that falling on ice guy.

    jesus.


  • #59
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    30% of boardsies shit standing up.


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