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JC off topic '12

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭ohsurelook


    Scared - bad (unless trying to take advantage of girls)

    *cough*sexual harassment*cough*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭KirkCheated09


    paddyzk wrote: »
    :( <--- feeling hurt wah wah
    He could be one of the robots from iRobot .. they claimed to have feelings.
    Wanna take this outside? :P
    .. that'd be a mistake on your behalf :P
    paddyzk wrote: »
    confidentiality at its best

    .. **** .. sooooooooooryy Leia.. I should not be a doctor -_-


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭dalta5billion


    OCD overload at the mo. Science booklet lining is just disgusting! Even in the real booklet!

    lSZDZ.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 182 ✭✭ohsurelook


    wat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭KirkCheated09


    ohsurelook wrote: »
    wat.

    OCD is Obsessive-compulsive disorder... you worry and think about things, or obsess about things that don't really matter.. In this case he doesn't like his book and it bothers him...

    I could be wrong.. :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Indiego


    <Snipped from user request>

    Shhhhhhhhhhhh :L

    Hmm... You seem to know a lot about <snip by request> XD XD XD
    .. **** .. sooooooooooryy Leia.. I should not be a doctor -_-

    Its ok :L :L


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭dalta5billion


    Indiego wrote: »
    I have something similar to that.


    You said you were jealous of your friend when she was all mushy and lovey-dovey with her bf! ..


    ... anyway I'll fill ya in.

    Happy - Good ... (just make sure it's not cynical happy.. like the joker)
    Sad - bad ...(unless trying to take advantage of girls.. then good)
    Lonely - bad (again.. unless trying to take advantage of girls)
    Scared - bad (unless trying to take advantage of girls)
    Nervous - bad (unless trying to take advantage of girls... Or if you're nervous you're gonna fail something... you study it.. then good)
    Excited - good

    Have any questions?

    Shhhhhhhhhhhh :L

    Hmm... You seem to know a lot about taking advantage of girls XD XD XD
    .. **** .. sooooooooooryy Leia.. I should not be a doctor -_-

    Its ok :L :L

    *sidles out to call Childline for both of you :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Indiego


    *sidles out to call Childline for both of you :D
    whut? :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭dalta5billion


    Indiego wrote: »
    *sidles out to call Childline for both of you :D
    whut? :P

    Har har.
    tumblr_lmputme3co1qa6q7k_large.png

    I need help.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Indiego


    Har har.
    tumblr_lmputme3co1qa6q7k_large.png

    I need help.
    I am so confused.....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭KirkCheated09


    Har har.
    tumblr_lmputme3co1qa6q7k_large.png

    I need help.
    Do you actually have OCD, or were you takin the piss?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭dalta5billion


    Indiego wrote: »
    I am so confused.....

    I need to get off the Prozac lol. Intepret that Mr. Doctor (kirkcheated09) :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭dalta5billion


    Do you actually have OCD, or were you takin the piss?

    Given the number of people who say I probably have it and my general frustration at imperfection, it's probable, yes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Indiego


    Given the number of people who say I probably have it and my general frustration at imperfection, it's probable, yes.
    Scnap :D
    But I dont have OCD, im just fussy and a perfectionist and microwave timers piss me off...
    :L


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭KirkCheated09


    Given the number of people who say I probably have it and my general frustration at imperfection, it's probable, yes.

    Hmm well do you have the symptoms. Usually your diagnosed with it pretty early.

    -Unfounded fears of contracting a dreadful illness
    -Excessive concerns about dirt and germs
    -Obsessions about one's body
    -Abnormal concerns about sticky substances or residues
    -An overwhelming need to align objects
    -Abnormal concerns about the neatness of one's personal appearance or one's environment
    -Stashing away useless rubbish
    -the inability to discard anything
    -Repeating routine activities for no logical reason

    etc etc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,286 ✭✭✭paddyzk


    Hmm well do you have the symptoms. Usually your diagnosed with it pretty early.

    -Unfounded fears of contracting a dreadful illness
    -Excessive concerns about dirt and germs
    -Obsessions about one's body
    -Abnormal concerns about sticky substances or residues
    -An overwhelming need to align objects
    -Abnormal concerns about the neatness of one's personal appearance or one's environment
    -Stashing away useless rubbish
    -the inability to discard anything
    -Repeating routine activities for no logical reason

    etc etc

    UGH SOOOOOO GOOOODD


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭KirkCheated09


    paddyzk wrote: »
    UGH SOOOOOO GOOOODD

    ok..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭KirkCheated09


    I need to get off the Prozac lol. Intepret that Mr. Doctor (kirkcheated09) :D

    Isn't prozac an anti depresant .. for bullemia, anorexia, depression etc.. don't see why you'd be on it for OCD.. and where the hell did I get the name Mr. Doctor? :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭dalta5billion


    I need to get off the Prozac lol. Intepret that Mr. Doctor (kirkcheated09) :D

    Isn't prozac an anti depresant .. for bullemia, anorexia, depression etc.. don't see why you'd be on it for OCD.. and where the hell did I get the name Mr. Doctor? :P
    It's valium basicly.

    I have a multitude of health problems :D

    Just kidding, I was only joking that I was acting hyper.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Indiego


    I have very strange reaction to medical stuff/health
    for example
    - I hate unnecessary touching (but who doesn't)
    - I have never, ever taken a tablet in my life.
    - I can never share things other people hands have touched.
    - I always think I have a disease I don't actually have
    etc etc
    Bit of a hypochondirac eh? :P

    I love having to take tablets :o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭KirkCheated09


    It's valium basicly.

    I have a multitude of health problems :D

    Just kidding, I was only joking that I was acting hyper.

    I know.

    Really.. god I'd hate that.. like what?

    Ok .. :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭KirkCheated09


    Indiego wrote: »
    Bit of a hypochondirac eh? :P

    I love having to take tablets :o

    idk.. call it what you want. :P

    ... God.. I think they do more bad than good.. besides temporary good, but who needs that. Anyway it's not as if I need to take them for anything, I can stick through the very seldom headache.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Indiego


    idk.. call it what you want. :P

    ... God.. I think they do more bad than good.. besides temporary good, but who needs that. Anyway it's not as if I need to take them for anything, I can stick through the very seldom headache.
    Tough lad eh :P

    Everyone thinks Im weird cos I just swallow them, I dont drink any water or anything :L :L


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭dalta5billion


    It's valium basicly.

    I have a multitude of health problems :D

    Just kidding, I was only joking that I was acting hyper.

    I know.

    Really.. god I'd hate that.. like what?

    Ok .. :/

    The just kidding part referenced the line above it i.e. I don't really have health problems.

    By stating it was basicly Valium I meant that it can also be used for nervous disorders, e.g. OCD, as a general relaxant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,232 ✭✭✭Bazinga_N


    Indiego wrote: »
    I love having to take tablets :o

    Drugy Much? ;) :L

    My English teacher has OCD I reckon.. Carries Detol around in her handbag and cleans everything.. Gave out to a fella because he dropped fluff on the floor. :L


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,617 ✭✭✭KirkCheated09


    Indiego wrote: »
    Tough lad eh :P

    Everyone thinks Im weird cos I just swallow them, I dont drink any water or anything :L :L

    I wouldn't say tough.. I just drink enough water not to get them in the first place. :P

    .. ew :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Indiego


    Bazinga_N wrote: »
    Drugy Much? ;) :L

    My English teacher has OCD I reckon.. Carries Detol around in her handbag and cleans everything.. Gave out to a fella because he dropped fluff on the floor. :L
    Bahahah nooooooooooooooo :L


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,034 ✭✭✭dalta5billion


    Bazinga_N wrote: »
    My English teacher has OCD I reckon.. Carries Detol around in her handbag and cleans everything.. Gave out to a fella because he dropped fluff on the floor. :L

    How does one "drop" fluff on the floor?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 257 ✭✭TadhgSk


    Whats the craic? Just in from a match


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,286 ✭✭✭paddyzk


    How does one "drop" fluff on the floor?

    Best line i've heard in a long time


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