Worst food/meal you ever ate

tan11ie · 18-04-2012 11:38PM

mishkalucy wrote: »

I got a curry tray on the way home from work one time.
Got home and started to tuck in.
Didn't look at what I was eating(well it was just curry and chips) so was a couple of forkfuls in when I looked at the next forkful.
On it was half an earwig.
Now this in itself was disgusting enough until I realised that it was HALF an earwig.
Yup you can guess where the other half had gone:eek:

Very same thing happened me. I was sharing a curry with my friend, we don't know who ate the missing half

marozz · 18-04-2012 11:48PM

Years ago in a small village in the south of France I chanced upon a restaurant. My French was crap but I went for the dish of the day. It was tasteless apart from the sauce it was in. It turned out to be sheeps brain - I was not impressed.

dr.bollocko · 18-04-2012 11:52PM

mishkalucy wrote: »

Did you eat the meat from the stall or from the vendor?:p

I had quite a lot of food from the street vendors in Thailand and never got sick from it,loved it actually.
The only food that made me ill over there was when we ate in a Dutch restaurant
Sick as a parrot from that one.

French restaurant in Ko Samui.

First time I learned not to trust a fart.

Anti Nowhere League · 18-04-2012 11:56PM

Well I've drunk that, and I've drunk this
And I've spewed up on a pint of piss....

So What! SO WHAT!!!!!!

Smidge · 18-04-2012 11:59PM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

French restaurant in Ko Samui.

First time I learned not to trust a fart.

Haha
Dutch restaurant in Hua Hin:D
Had been in the country a while and the OH was missing spuds

Only place where we could get anything like that. Jebus, I thought I was going to die. My tan turned a lovely shade of green:mad:

mummymoo · 19-04-2012 12:03AM

got a chicken royal in burger k*ng once and it had green mould all over it uuugh!

pockets3d · 19-04-2012 12:06AM

Anti Nowhere League wrote: »

Well I've drunk that, and I've drunk this
And I've spewed up on a pint of piss....

So What! SO WHAT!!!!!!

I like how you made that account just for that

Planemo · 19-04-2012 12:10AM

got chicken burger in Rick's once - absolutely disgusting. Chicken was a brick, withered lettuce and mayo tasted rank. The chips were like cardboard aswell.

Only went back two more times:pac:

Cedrus · 19-04-2012 12:19AM

Bassfish wrote: »

I ordered an 'andouillette' sausage in Paris, took one bite and it tastes like licking a hobo's crack. I'm now considering going veggie!

And you know that taste................How?.....................Why?

Sappa · 19-04-2012 12:25AM

Pepperoni and cheese chicagotown frozen pizza,vile.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 19-04-2012 12:55AM

Haggis at Barnhall R.F.C. I think it was because we were the away team.

martin kelly. · 19-04-2012 01:51PM

Anything with onions in it.

counterlock · 19-04-2012 02:04PM

Slowly cooked veal cheek in Milan. Promptly wretched in my napkin and left the table

sbsquarepants · 19-04-2012 02:09PM

Got this pie in morroco, can't remember what it was called but it was pidgeon and vegetables in pastry, it's their national dish i think - it was absolutely horrible! Must have been gone off or something cos i could only ate about 10% of it and i was puking for 2 days after! :mad:

OneArt · 19-04-2012 02:10PM

I bought what I thought was a packet of frozen schnitzels (mmm...) turned out it was one measly schnitzel with frozen mashed potato, carrots and peas in it. Cooked it anyway... The vegetables were mank and the schnitzel had a weird aftertaste.

I'm going to read my food before I buy it now.

foxyboxer · 19-04-2012 02:12PM

Marmite on toast.

"Excuse me, I think I'm going to be.....*bleuuuurghhhh*.."

orchidsrpretty · 19-04-2012 02:16PM

Went out for a fancy meal one night in Germany, picked the only veggie option on the menu; it sounded really fancy and was really looking forward to it. I almost cried when the brought it out as it was two hash browns on a plate with a tiny bit of salad..

Statistician · 19-04-2012 02:21PM

Jammy Donut wrote: »

Ohh I ate a few al right, takes a few hours before I get the rumble.

Honestly when i get the urge, iv to brace myself against the wall and grit my theeth..... Then I let out an almighty fart that sounds like thunder, pebble dash the bowl and the flow sounds like I'm choking a duck.
After the first break through its okay, just sit for another 20mins (Thank God for Wifi).

My ring feels like iv been bummed by king Kong afterwards though

I enjoy all that.
If I knew a food that could do that to me without making me feel nauseous, I'd eat it now again for a special bowels treat.

Donnielighto · 19-04-2012 02:24PM

Pistasicio ice cream in portugal.

Picture of the food on the menu beside portugeuse words so we were just going by what we saw, thought it was mint. puked the rest of the meal up after the first bite

positron · 19-04-2012 02:25PM

Goats cheese - smells exactly like an old goat.
Cockles - 3 days of throwing up and diarrhea.

Baneblade · 19-04-2012 03:16PM

pie in the work canteen, tasted like they mixed washing up liquid in it

mongdesade · 19-04-2012 03:32PM

Hákarl in Iceland...fooking foul !

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A1karl

Plazaman · 19-04-2012 03:33PM

On holiday in Puerto Rico in Gran Canaria, there was what looked like a bus shelter on a corner that served beer 24/7, great from when coming home sloshed and having one for the ditch. If only I'd stuck to the beer. A couple of nights in I noticed they were selling burgers too. Myself and a few friends got stuck in. Whilst eating one, they seemed distinctly crunchy. It was only when I cut the inside of my mouth I realised they were bits of bone.

Thankfully it was the one time that alcohol was my friend as it must have staved off the food poisoning. It was only late the next day that I remember the locals laughing at us and mentioning "una burgesa de rata".

Didn't stop me going back for beer though.

kieranfitz · 19-04-2012 03:35PM

Ate horse in Belgium once, farking rotton

Sergeant · 19-04-2012 03:38PM

Curry Capital, Bigg Market, Newcastle.

Pabzzz · 19-04-2012 03:40PM

Sappa wrote: »

Pepperoni and cheese chicagotown frozen pizza,vile.

YUMMMMM..without a doubt the nicest frozen pizzas out there!

Run_to_da_hills · 19-04-2012 03:42PM

Ordered a Chinese takeaway for myself and the ex, when I got home I noticed a maggot in the chau mein contents luckily before I tucked into it. I almost puked my guts up. I went back to the takeaway and your one behind the counter offered me something else. No thanks, took the cash and never set foot in the door again. I knew one of the lads working there so I didn't want to get FSA involved.

Ledger · 19-04-2012 03:44PM

Was out for a meal in Pa Pa Thai in New Ross after my cousin's confirmation a few years ago, my aunt was paying for everything, she wouldn't let us pay for ours.

Now I love curry and spicy food in general, so I decided I would order the thai green chicken curry.

Honest to god, my mouth was literally on fire after one bite, and it was fairly vile on top of that. I spent the whole time there trying to get all the sauce off the chicken with napkins because I didn't have the heart to leave it behind me after my aunt paying for it.

So anytime I go there now I stick to the Weeping Tiger Steak. If you haven't tried it yet, you haven't lived!

Snowie · 19-04-2012 03:45PM

ate food in captain americas terrible. utter ****e.

Ellis Dee · 19-04-2012 03:47PM

There's a seasonal food very popular in northern Sweden called surströmming, literally "sour herring". I was once invited to a garden party in Stockholm to enjoy the freshly arrived new season's fish. They came in large cans, which were puffed up like footballs. When the cans were pierced, a jet of foul-smelling gas hissed out. Then the lid was cut off and someone picked up the first fish by the tail and put it on my plate. It was about 12-14 cm long and covered in a thick coating of a greenish-yellow snot-like slime. :eek::eek::eek:

Since I was, in a way, the guest of honour and clearly regarded as representing Ireland, I had no option but to swallow it. It tasted like I imagine salty snot tastes, but the fact that I has already consumed a lot of schnapps helped it and the next few fish go down as well.:D

Students training to be barristers at King's Inns have to attend dinners as part of a tradition called "dining for Ireland", but I reckon I dined for Ireland that evening as well. Probably the most patriotic thing I've ever done, to be honest.:o

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming

TIP: If you are ever in Sweden in late summer and get invited to a surströmming party - run!

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