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Snots on a wall

  • 19-04-2012 12:36AM
    #1
    ham_n_mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 642 ✭✭✭


    The walls near the urinals in work are covered in snots most days. why do some fellas feel the need to wipe boogers on a wall when they're having a piss at a urinal? Wipe your nose like everybody else with an IQ of more than 7, you fúcking cretins.

    And a question for the girlies, are yer toilets as bad are is snot depositing a male-only sport?


Comments

  • #2
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    what a waste, you should just eat it


  • #3
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    what a waste, you should just eat it

    I read its good for the immune system.


  • #4
    cassel16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53 ✭✭cassel16


    The worst is fella's who wipe their shíte on the wall and the door


  • #5
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,506 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    cassel16 wrote: »
    The worst is fella's who wipe their shíte on the wall and the door

    I can never understand it, must be a fetish.


  • #6
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    I'm already regretting being here...


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  • #7
    cassel16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53 ✭✭cassel16


    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    I can never understand it, must be a fetish.

    Has to be... or the filthiest form of trolling


  • #8
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Wipe? Pffft.

    Nothing better than a good flick.


  • #9
    Gannicus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    ham_n_mustard wrote: »
    The walls near the urinals in work are covered in snots most days. why do some fellas feel the need to wipe boogers on a wall when they're having a piss at a urinal?

    Blast it with píss.


  • #10
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,665 ✭✭✭✭cson


    I witnessed a lad shiteing into a urinal in Supermacs in Eyre Square one night.

    And the poor paki cleaning lad watching on in stunned horror as it happened.


  • #11
    mummymoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭mummymoo


    our toilets in primary school were covered in it!!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! worst part was we knew who was going it!!!


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 23,497 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ham_n_mustard wrote: »
    ...........why do some fellas feel the need to wipe boogers on a wall when they're having a piss at a urinal? ........

    Doubt they're wiping them on, blowing them one nostril at a time I'd say. If they are touching a wall near a urinal they are manky bastads.


  • #13
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    cson wrote: »
    I witnessed a lad shiteing into a urinal in Supermacs in Eyre Square one night.

    And the poor paki cleaning lad watching on in stunned horror as it happened.

    You know that's a racist slur right?

    Back on thread... I'm all for eating them. Not of a wall...


  • #14
    cson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,665 ✭✭✭✭cson


    Canis Lupus wrote: »
    You know that's a racist slur right?

    Excuse me; the gentlemen who appeared to be of Pakistani origin.

    Happy? :rolleyes:


  • #15
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,395 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    cson wrote: »
    Excuse me; the gentlemen who appeared to be of Pakistani origin.

    Happy? :rolleyes:

    Just "Pakistani" is ok


  • #16
    trollin trollin trollin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53 ✭✭trollin trollin trollin


    cassel16 wrote: »
    The worst is fella's who wipe their shíte on the wall and the door

    gives a new meaning to "sh-- a brick" ;)


  • #17
    girl2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 654 ✭✭✭girl2


    Yuk yuk yuk.

    Dirty rotten fookers.


  • #18
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    I do this, mainly to see how many I can get up their before the cleaning lady tackles it.

    I usually kick it off by wiping them up, next piss I take I notice more & more ppl joining in with the snot on the wall.

    If you really want to lol though the best trick I find is basically :

    take a dump
    unroll toilet paper without breaking it off the holder.
    Wipe yer arse so the toilet paper is a nice mixture of brown / yellow / green , whatever you ate last night.
    then carefully roll the toilet paper back up into it's holder.

    Q the next person that comes in to take a dump, unravels the toilet paper to his horror and rubs his hands on your poo during the unrolling.

    Hope I explained that correctly, if needs be I can send more instructions.
    These type of things get me through the day in work...


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    I do this, mainly to see how many I can get up their before the cleaning lady tackles it.

    I usually kick it off by wiping them up, next piss I take I notice more & more ppl joining in with the snot on the wall.

    If you really want to lol though the best trick I find is basically :

    take a dump
    unroll toilet paper without breaking it off the holder.
    Wipe yer arse so the toilet paper is a nice mixture of brown / yellow / green , whatever you ate last night.
    then carefully roll the toilet paper back up into it's holder.

    Q the next person that comes in to take a dump, unravels the toilet paper to his horror and rubs his hands on your poo during the unrolling.

    Hope I explained that correctly, if needs be I can send more instructions.
    These type of things get me through the day in work...

    I'm never going to Sligo now.


  • #20
    darlett
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,316 ✭✭✭darlett


    Finally the sequel to 'Snakes on a Plane'. This summers blockbuster Snots on a Wall:This time its Personal (in an hygienically bad way)!


  • #21
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    take a dump
    unroll toilet paper without breaking it off the holder.
    Wipe yer arse so the toilet paper is a nice mixture of brown / yellow / green , whatever you ate last night.
    then carefully roll the toilet paper back up into it's holder.

    Q the next person that comes in to take a dump, unravels the toilet paper to his horror and rubs his hands on your poo during the unrolling.

    Hope I explained that correctly, if needs be I can send more instructions.
    These type of things get me through the day in work...


    :eek:

    That is probably the most disgusting thing I've ever read on boards...






















    ... but it's fookin' genius!


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  • #22
    anhedonia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 391 ✭✭anhedonia


    RoverJames wrote: »
    Doubt they're wiping them on, blowing them one nostril at a time I'd say. If they are touching a wall near a urinal they are manky bastads.

    but they are not manky if they blow their snot onto the wall while pissing ?


  • #23
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,821 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Prequel to snakes on a plane.


  • #24
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    Snots on a wall....if I ever start a band, that's what I'm gonna call it.

    And none of you bastards try to rob it...


    Snots on a Wall(c)


  • #25
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    I do this, mainly to see how many I can get up their before the cleaning lady tackles it.

    I usually kick it off by wiping them up, next piss I take I notice more & more ppl joining in with the snot on the wall.

    If you really want to lol though the best trick I find is basically :

    take a dump
    unroll toilet paper without breaking it off the holder.
    Wipe yer arse so the toilet paper is a nice mixture of brown / yellow / green , whatever you ate last night.
    then carefully roll the toilet paper back up into it's holder.

    Q the next person that comes in to take a dump, unravels the toilet paper to his horror and rubs his hands on your poo during the unrolling.

    Hope I explained that correctly, if needs be I can send more instructions.
    These type of things get me through the day in work...

    This is ****ing amazing.


  • #26
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Thnx all, it's an orignal invention of my own, this is why you haven't heard of it before.


  • #27
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    I remember my cousin had a 3D snot gallery beside his bed. The geebag.


  • #28
    Daniel S
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,533 ✭✭✭Daniel S


    UglyBolloxFace wrote: »
    Snots on a wall....if I ever start a band, that's what I'm gonna call it.

    And none of you bastards try to rob it...


    Snots on a Wall(c)
    Nah, what you have to do is reverse "Pussycat Dolls" so it's for men.

    Dickdoggy Action Figures!



  • #29
    DUBACC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 486 ✭✭DUBACC


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    I do this, mainly to see how many I can get up their before the cleaning lady tackles it.

    I usually kick it off by wiping them up, next piss I take I notice more & more ppl joining in with the snot on the wall.

    If you really want to lol though the best trick I find is basically :

    take a dump
    unroll toilet paper without breaking it off the holder.
    Wipe yer arse so the toilet paper is a nice mixture of brown / yellow / green , whatever you ate last night.
    then carefully roll the toilet paper back up into it's holder.

    Q the next person that comes in to take a dump, unravels the toilet paper to his horror and rubs his hands on your poo during the unrolling.

    Hope I explained that correctly, if needs be I can send more instructions.
    These type of things get me through the day in work...


    Hmmm interesting, if a little gross! :D

    One question though - wouldn't the inevitable lumpy bits be noticable when you roll it up?


  • #30
    nlgbbbblth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    Thnx all, it's an orignal invention of my own, this is why you haven't heard of it before.

    Hmmmm

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=52246213&postcount=9


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  • #31
    AulBiddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 348 ✭✭AulBiddy


    I've walked into womens toilets with tampons and pads [used] stuck to the wall, blood all over the walls, blood in the toilet [fair enough if the waters off but why can't you just flush!], someone keeps taking massive diarrhea ****es and not flushing them, make up all over the walls (not as bad but kinda manky when you go to touch a door and you end up with a load of foundation on your hand).. someone took a ****e on top of the toilets in the mens bathrooms and smeared it all over the toilet and the floor and the staff have refused to clean it up, this wasn't just a small ****e (apparently) it was a big dirty one.. sorry for going into detail! haha :P


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