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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 713 ✭✭✭tatumkelly


    dazzlemoo wrote: »
    Don't watch Futurama.
    What is the point in having underarm hair?

    It's to give head lice somewhere to flea to (see what I did there?!) :p

    What do you have for breakfast?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    tatumkelly wrote: »
    What do you have for breakfast?

    Usually a Mars bar and a fag.

    Do you like making puns?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    YES

    You like innuendo?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    jammstarr wrote: »
    Usually a Mars bar and a fag.

    Do you like making puns?

    Yes, but only ones made on the spot.

    EDIT: Yes, it's fun.

    Ever bump into a poll?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 jmurry


    HazDanz wrote: »
    jammstarr wrote: »
    Usually a Mars bar and a fag.

    Do you like making puns?

    Yes, but only ones made on the spot.

    EDIT: Yes, it's fun.

    Ever bump into a poll?

    Yes! Just last week.

    Favourite song?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    I don't have one in particular but at the top of my head The Verve - Lucky Man

    Do you have a vegetable garden?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 jmurry


    HazDanz wrote: »
    I don't have one in particular but at the top of my head The Verve - Lucky Man

    Do you have a vegetable garden?

    I kind of half arsed a bit of a vegetable patch together a couple of weeks ago but I don't think it's my thing!

    Have you ever been in love?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    jmurry wrote: »
    I kind of half arsed a bit of a vegetable patch together a couple of weeks ago but I don't think it's my thing!

    Have you ever been in love?

    Yes. Twice I think.

    Do you enjoy your own company?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    HazDanz wrote: »
    Do you enjoy your own company?

    No Sir, not one bit.

    Do you go running?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    jammstarr wrote: »
    No Sir, not one bit.

    Do you go running?

    Yes, but only on a threadmill. Outdoor running never appealed to me.

    Can you play chess?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 jmurry


    HazDanz wrote: »
    jmurry wrote: »
    I kind of half arsed a bit of a vegetable patch together a couple of weeks ago but I don't think it's my thing!

    Have you ever been in love?

    Yes. Twice I think.

    Do you enjoy your own company?

    Immensely.

    Do you think there are other lifeforms like us in the universe?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    jmurry wrote: »
    Immensely.

    Do you think there are other lifeforms like us in the universe?

    Maybe, just hope they are nicer than us.

    Have you ever baked a cake?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 jmurry


    HazDanz wrote: »
    jmurry wrote: »
    Maybe, just hope they are nicer than us.

    Have you ever baked a cake?

    Yes I bake a lot, I make a mean cheesecake.

    Favourite sporting moment?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭confuseddotcom


    Local Club Teams on a winning streak, and own County I guess.


    Have you ever been ice-skating?


  • Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Local Club Teams on a winning streak, and own County I guess.


    Have you ever been ice-skating?

    Sure have, it's a great first date to go on.

    Furthest from home you've ever been?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37 april99


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Local Club Teams on a winning streak, and own County I guess.


    Have you ever been ice-skating?

    Sure have, it's a great first date to go on.

    Furthest from home you've ever been?
    Mongolia.
    Cats or dogs ?


  • Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    april99 wrote: »
    Mongolia.
    Cats or dogs ?

    Wow that's way out there.
    I'm partial to pussies but dogs are so loyal so I'll go with them ;)

    Who's the most attractive person in Ireland in your opinion?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 376 ✭✭kart


    My man:)

    What time u normally wake up?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Between 5 and 6.

    Favorite Beatles song?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 376 ✭✭kart


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Between 5 and 6.

    Favorite Beatles song?
    Help.

    Seen UFO's?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 332 ✭✭Hillmanhunter1


    kart wrote: »
    Help.

    Seen UFO's?

    Nope.

    M&Ms or Smarties


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 376 ✭✭kart


    M&M's.

    Like rats?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    They're OK

    Ever crap yourself?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,805 ✭✭✭jammstarr


    Kojak wrote: »
    Ever crap yourself?

    No Sir but I've been very close to doing so.

    Goatee or full beard?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,205 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    jammstarr wrote: »
    No Sir but I've been very close to doing so.

    Goatee or full beard?

    goatee

    do you accept my duel?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 376 ✭✭kart


    Nope. I left my sword to Ape city.

    Have you been to ape city?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,205 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    kart wrote: »
    Nope. I left my sword to Ape city.

    Have you been to ape city?

    once and I had A merry time ;)

    why is everyone so uptight in ape city?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 376 ✭✭kart


    Cos most of them come there with big expetations, then get kicked out of maze and end up getting slaughtered by someone whos just having a Merry time.:D:p

    When was last time someone shouted abuse at u if ever?


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,205 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    kart wrote: »
    Cos most of them come there with big expetations, then get kicked out of maze and end up getting slaughtered by someone whos just having a Merry time.:D:p

    When was last time someone shouted abuse at u if ever?

    Few months back

    do you own an xbox 360?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭Lady Chuckles


    Ewwww... no! :pac:

    If you were in a rockband what instrument would you like to play? :)


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