How hard are the people of after hours

17-04-2012 08:46PM

I pissed on a campfire and it went out.......

Gummy Panda · 17-04-2012 09:05PM

I fell out of a tree and walked it off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylsmCQpLa_E

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 17-04-2012 09:14PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Two years ago I fell at Electric Picnic on the Friday night. Left ankle and Right leg below the knee were killing me. Went to the rave in the forest and all. Next morning, drove into Portlaoise and got nurofen and voltarol gel (they wouldn't even give me nurofen plus!). Danced the weekend away.

Turned out I tore the ligaments in one of my ankles and broke my right knee. Whoopsadaisydoodles

True.....I was there. She was locked drunk....no tabs needed. LOL

17-04-2012 09:19PM

benwavner wrote: »

True.....I was there. She was locked drunk....no tabs needed. LOL

I WAS NOT.

Ok maybe a little....It was three weeks before they diagnosed the broken knee. Kept telling me it was muscular

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 17-04-2012 09:21PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I WAS NOT.

Ok maybe a little....It was three weeks before they diagnosed the broken knee. Kept telling me it was muscular

Hard as Algebra I tell ya!

Snowie · 17-04-2012 09:22PM

When i was a toddler i triped over my granddads dog and sliced my forehead on a old wooden tv then got bit me... the dog got shot.

at 12 i banged my knee after falling of my mouton bike it was the side of a over sized tennis ball, Dammege ligaments threw out my knee and it tuck my mums friend to persuade her to bing me to hospital... was on crutches for 12 weeks,

Then art 14 i was ddong a kick flip on my skate board and broke my ankle, it was that sore that I fainted on the spot

18 i was moving a 18 foot rib on to the trailer with 3 other not so experienced people so i got pissed of and put every single mussel in my back out bye supporting it...

also had wisdom teath come threw while i was traveling and had no money to get them done, so i had to rely on codeine paracetoml and ibuprofen also had to heat up the abses with a boiling hot tea bowl in a plastic bag, wait for my mouth to go numb from the heat and then burst it.

Edit i have had concousin 3 times whip lash so many times I've lost count I bruised my bone falling on ice snowboarding.. I also feature my skull broke my noise ....

Daroxtar · 17-04-2012 09:30PM

I fell 3.5m into a trench at work when pouring a skip of concrete. I was in thick form havin to work saturday and was rushing things. Felt myself tripping and in real slowmotion tipped over and thought "Awww well forfuksake!!!" as I went down. Bounced off a rock about half way down with my hip and ribs getting the worst of it and landed on my side, gashing a shin and ankle off another rock at the bottom. I didnt hear a crack or feel anything snap so I jumped straight up and roared at the others to keep pouring the fúcking concrete.

Then the pain hit. Couldn't breath for about 15 seconds. Saw a few stars and the right leg buckled under me. Took about 30 seconds before the wave of weakness passed and the little sweat came out on my forhead then I was ok again. And I looked up and the bastards still hadn't poured the rest of the fúcking concrete:mad:

So I climbed back up as thick as an ass , threw a couple of fúcks at the others for taking too long and finished pouring the skip myself. Then drove 30 miles home and took a disprin. I dont know how hard I am, but I'm just about the most horrible stubborn ignorant bastard you'll ever meet when I'm in bad form.

44leto · 17-04-2012 09:36PM

I so hard I make concrete sick.

Alfred123 · 17-04-2012 09:50PM

i was climbing out over the girlfriend one night to take a peek at the loo back when. Well, I tripped over her left ? butttock and my head met the mantle piece. Fortunately i had my wits about me that day as i has to remembered i just HAd to live to watch the next episode of whatever it was back then. anyways, i woke with my head in the fireplace and the girlfriend about to strike match to a firelighter .. a kid you not .. irish women eh ..
well i neednt tell you i got my head out of that fireplace (quik as lightenin) and hit the road. Never looked back ..
i find the far eastern women far more understandin that way ...
but where was i
oh yah ..

beco2010 · 17-04-2012 10:11PM

John Doe1 wrote: »

I killed chuck norris:cool:

no body kills Chuck Norris

now he will find YOU :eek:

bnt · 17-04-2012 10:14PM

Me? I'm as hard as a kidney stone, and just as painful to shift.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 17-04-2012 10:14PM

seamus wrote: »

Another six months and he would have lost his foot. True story. Though in most cases if you just bind the broken toe to a good toe beside it and don't do anything stupid like go for a run, it'll heal up.

In judo we call it 'buddy taping', broken/dislocated fingers and toes are regular enough.

Royal Legend · 17-04-2012 10:15PM

I thought that this thread was about something else, "after hours" How hard are you? "

The Dirty Barstewards :cool:

Birneybau · 17-04-2012 11:03PM

Thought I'd pulled a muscle in my side slipping on the ice the other year, did stretches on it for a week, went to doctor, had broken a few ribs!

EGAR · 17-04-2012 11:04PM

If you feel the need to post about it on the internet and AH above all places then I seriously doubt *hard* is the word assigned to you.

FREDNISMO · 17-04-2012 11:04PM

I roll my sleeves up to my elbows before I go down to the pub for 12 pints of smithwicks

BackScrub · 17-04-2012 11:07PM

It depends on how hot my mental images of the women posting in whichever thread I'm reading at the time are.

pragmatic1 · 17-04-2012 11:10PM

I've had a few thing that were number 10 on the pain threshold and I could cope with them.

efb · 17-04-2012 11:23PM

Pataman wrote: »

Is that measured from the back of your arse:D

from his prostate

fox_1973 · 17-04-2012 11:30PM

Son broke his toe last year, went to hospital got x rays and was strapped for 3 weeks, went back, didn't heal in the right position so had to have an op to reset it otherwise it would of stopped blood flow . . . Get it checked out op!

Plazaman · 17-04-2012 11:39PM

OP, a friend of mine broke his toe once.

Five years later..... BAM!! ..... he turned gay!

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but you might PM me your wifes/girlfriends details just in case*

*I once threw a Jack Russell at a Rothweiler that was about to attack me, that's a pretty fúckin hard thing to do.

18-04-2012 09:47AM

EGAR wrote: »

If you feel the need to post about it on the internet and AH above all places then I seriously doubt *hard* is the word assigned to you.

This guy is soooo hard......he has no sense of humour.

Wossack · 18-04-2012 10:17AM

RVP 11 wrote: »

I pissed on a campfire and it went out.......

I shouted at it, and it re-lit

saa · 18-04-2012 10:27AM

Dayum biitch, I went to the docs with a broken toe before and he said they can't really do anything but tape it together to the next toe to keep it straight until it heals, ugh I wouldnt tape two broken toes together though.

Mickey Dazzler · 18-04-2012 11:45AM

Im hard enough right now to hand an anvil from my cock.

Kur4mA · 18-04-2012 12:37PM

I broke my ankle and only found out it had been broken almost 2 years later when I crashed a moped whilst on holliers in Crete. "It's just a bad sprain" my arse! My ankle hasn't been right since.

Peetrik · 18-04-2012 12:51PM

When I was a teenager a mate of mine broke his wrist rollerblading, he didn't let it bother him and we cycled 7 miles home over bumpy pot-holed roads on a rickety mountain bike, he ended up needing pins in his wrist to hold it together.
The guy never complained once during the whole cycle. Tough motherfcuker.

My claim to hardness is having know the guy.

castletownman · 18-04-2012 12:59PM

Not a physically sustained injury, but I was born with a heart defect (heart murmer or something to that effect) and had to have life-saving heart surgery at six weeks of age. Twenty four years later I've an absolutely perfect heart and no underlying health problems that could have been connected to the defect.

And I have a cool scar on my chest

/thread

Duggy747 · 18-04-2012 01:00PM

I'm so hard that when I was a kid my mother gave me one of those joke sweets that tasted of garlic and I ended up liking it :cool:

Put a brussel sprout in front of me, though, and I'll break down in tears

cocoshovel · 18-04-2012 01:02PM

Why do people go to the doctor when they break a bone or something? They doctor cant do anything other then say "yeah its broken, now go to the hospital".

Then the same people usually complain that the doctor did nothing while it cost them.

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