Inappropriate and possibly evil thoughts.

Ghost Buster wrote: »

In the back of my otherwise pastoral and clement little mind is an evil little Imp who possibly looks and sounds like Frankie Boyle. He causes me to think very very bad thoughts. Not ten minutes ago whilst washing the dishes i could hear Brian ' Big Bones' Kennedy warbling 'You raise me up'. "What that" I called out to my wife. "Its the Titanic commemoration ' she said. This started me wondering why nobody organised a flash mob with a few hundred people sitting down on the streets of Belfast and performing "Rock the boat".
Couldnt be any more insulting to the people who died on The Titanic than Lardy ares kennedy.
Do you suffer from Frankie Boyle Imp syndrome and what has it caused you to think?

Washing dishes on a Sunday morning ? how dare you insult the people of AH.

If anybody heard even a fraction of my internal dialogue there'd be a pitchfork mob outside my door.
I think it's the same for a lot of people, it's what our thought/speech filters are for.

You know those people who always bring the tone of the conversation down and most people give the disapproving looks (while some snigger, maybe to themselves)? I'm the person who those people look at with disapproving looks.

I'm an equal oppertunities joker. Everything is fair game. People laugh at one type of inappropriate joke, and not at another, have double standards. If i want to make a joke that includes rape, paedophilia, racism, death, etc, i will. If you don't like it, grand, i care not a jot. Thank you sickipedia.

As for evil intentions, i do have a list of people who i genuinely would like to die. For various reasons, they have pissed me off to an extent that i wish harm on them. Do i feel bad? Nope. Would i act on these intentions? Nope.

Duggys Housemate wrote: »

In real life I am the soul of patience and understanding. In my head I am Larry David.

Yeah right. Like you never attacked anybody with a cup of tea and a carving knife before

I am the reincarnation of the devil's red penis. Questions?

I've often looked at kids in the micky mac adds and thought, Oh i'd love to.................better stop or i'll go to hell.

not yet wrote: »

I've often looked at kids in the micky mac adds and thought, Oh i'd love to.................better stop or i'll go to hell.

If this is insinuating what i think it's insinuating then well ..... jesus.

WIZE wrote: »

wanting to push strangers down escalators

or off a platform infront of a train


is it wrong

I get a similar 'urge', when on looking down from a high place, I always wonder what exactly would happen (to them & to me) if I push them off. I can clearly see myself just nudging them a tiny fraction, and down they go. Doesn't matter who I am with.

I have terrible terrible thoughts which I sometimes vocalise when I'm intoxicated:(

Once when I was a kid we went on holidays in wexford somewhere I was on the swings and a kid ran infront of me. I could of stopped but I though **** it and smashed the little kid full force in the head... good times. :pac: