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Garda response times and usefulness

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭SunnyDub1


    CJC999 wrote: »
    I once rang a plumber to come and look at my boiler. He told me that he'd ring me the following day. He didnt ring me until the following week. He was then to come the day after that but never turned up at all. He finally arrived 3 days later. So i think its fair to say that all plumbers are unreliable and liars...and the worst thing is that he lived less than 500m from my house and it should only have taken him maybe 3 minutes to drive to my house from his.

    I Think it's fair to say that robbery & a guy after been struck with a knife requires quicker assistance and is more important then a broken boiler


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,954 ✭✭✭counterlock


    CJC999 wrote: »
    I once rang a plumber to come and look at my boiler. He told me that he'd ring me the following day. He didnt ring me until the following week. He was then to come the day after that but never turned up at all. He finally arrived 3 days later. So i think its fair to say that all plumbers are unreliable and liars...and the worst thing is that he lived less than 500m from my house and it should only have taken him maybe 3 minutes to drive to my house from his.

    Cool story. You could nearly get a book out of that one


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭SunnyDub1


    just seen this on a different thread ... couldn't resist not posting it here lol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaC2TxjdwWw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,420 ✭✭✭Lollipops23


    Someone set fire to my OH's front garden a few weeks ago- it was a rainey miserable day so it was defo arson, the tree went up in minutes. We called the fire brigade and gardaí (as we were afraid it would happen again and wanted it reported). Firemen were fantastic, showed up within 4 mins and had the fire gone in another 4-5mins.

    We're still waiting on the police to show up :rolleyes: I don't mind them not coming that night, I'm sure they'd lots of murders to solve etc, but they never bothered to even come down the following week.

    Like I said, we just wanted it recorded in case it were to happen again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 670 ✭✭✭Naomi00


    MagicSean wrote: »
    What were you expecting? Do you watch CSI by any chance?



    No I don't, don't know what a tv show has to do with anything. They didn't even make an attempt to look for anyone even though two of our neighbours houses were robbed just before it. It's not an area where there's a lot of crime so they'd have had plenty of time. In one of the houses the robber got cut on the window and there was blood around the place. They didn't even think of linking the robberies. Don't know about the kind of guards are where you live but it's a different story over here, we get the total morons. One of my friends did work experience in the station and they just played pranks on each other and went for drive in the middle of nowhere to waste the time.

    It should be made a lot more difficult to be a guard, the stupid ones wouldn't get in and the good ones wouldn't be given a bad reputation.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    I didn't ever have to ring them or even commit an offence as they were so good they would just pick me up on the town and throw me into a cell till the morning, Hows that for efficient service. :o:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,661 ✭✭✭Fuhrer


    Call the Gardai once after a stone broke my windshield and I could see the gang of kids doing it.


    They told they dont go into that estate at night or some such bollocks and they'd call out to my house to make a report


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 57,077 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    charlemont wrote: »
    I didn't ever have to ring them or even commit an offence as they were so good they would just pick me up on the town and throw me into a cell till the morning, Hows that for efficient service. :o:pac:

    It pays to be well known then :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    MagicSean wrote: »
    Nothing to do in Mullingar? Isn't there a large violent traveller feud in progress there for the last four years?

    But I never said that

    They have always had gaurds to respond to minor incidents, I lived there for ten years I have a pretty good idea of what they're actually dealing with and their presence on the streets. I was saying there were always gaurds about town patrolling, always gaurds who weren't doing much else when you went into the station to get a form, always responded to house calls quickly compared to Tallaght where you are waiting half an hour to get a form and get it signed because there is a whole heap of people in the station, its always jammers, I've been there four times and they are so understaffed considering what is going on in Cushlawn/Killinarden/Jobstown is nothing compared to the estates in Mullingar and the traveler feuds, compared to the size of Mullingar and the crime is nothing compared to what the tallaght station is dealing with and they just don't have the staff, there should be gaurds "doing nothing" so they can actually help you when something does happen as opposed to waiting four hours for a response.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,814 ✭✭✭Gone Drinking


    I'm Batman so I've never required the Gardai.

    I solve my own crimes like. :cool:

    Totally, like!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Grayson wrote: »
    On the way home from the pub i was jumped by some dickheads who beat 7 types of **** out of me. 5 minute response time. the next day they went to every single business nearby that had CCTV. they identified them and the guys pleaded guilty just before trial.

    Of course i had that power mad tramp that wouldn't stamp my passport last week. But when I needed them, they were there. So I can't complain really.

    Did you ask them where they were when you were getting the sh1t kicked out of you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 956 ✭✭✭RiseToTheTop


    Going by the quarrels I have had with my girlfriend in the past, they are very good to arrive on time. Less than 10 minutes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 87 ✭✭carolmarx


    Once called the guards and they rang me back twenty minutes later asking if I still needed someone to come out :o
    On the other hand got assaulted in a nightclub and the particular guard was very helpful and trial is soon.. It's just like any other job really, I'm sure we've all had useless doctors, and some good ones, same goes for solicitors and teachers and anything else you can think of!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 952 ✭✭✭shangri la


    Thanks folks, have made up my mind about the neighbours plasma telly.

    will let ye know when i get it working.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Country has gone to **** since The_Citizen left boards

    Where is he anyway, especially now with so much crime

    Was very active on boards at one stage


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    About ten years ago our house was broken into and my father's car was stolen, he awoke during the robbery but the scum absconded with the car before he could get to them. The guards arrived in a matter of minutes while another patrol car took after our car out the Dublin road, I don't know the full details of the chase but they halted my father's car and we had it returned to us at 6am that morning.

    A few hours later the scum were brought to the courthouse and my father who is a solicitor was assigned to give free legal counsel by the judge, cue awkward silence and the sergeant having to have a quiet word in the judges ear.:pac:
    So my limited experience with the Gardai has been very satisfactory.

    Well it would be given the service was to a middle class family.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 952 ✭✭✭shangri la


    steddyeddy wrote: »
    Well it would be given the service was to a middle class family.
    should i tell them im visiting from foxrock next time i need help?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 129 ✭✭Sudsy86


    Two Storries

    First:
    My father once had a 7 seeter Jeep, which he had parked infront of his house...A stolen Ford Fiesta with 6 occupants crashed head on into the jeep, drove it 5 feet before it stopped against an light post...The 6 occupants were caught by neighbours and pinned to a wall...Guards where called and where adv that the occupants had been subdued and urgent help was needed as they where threatening ppl's lives...1 squad car arrived an hour and 20mins later...I can throw a stone from their bac garden and hit the station(literally)...

    Second:
    Neighbours house had 2 shotgun rounds put through the front sitting room window and second floor bedroom window(1 child sleeping)...Suspect took flight(as we say in Limerick)...Guards where called and armed responce where at the house within 5minutes...2 explain the story gunman had the wrong address, was suppose to give a house behind my parents a warning...

    My issues with this, first story my neighbours had the occupants of the car subdued and their lives were in danger as the occupants where threatening lives...80minute repond time...Second story gunman had fled the scene, no immediate danger and the guards had arried in 5minutes...

    Yes I understand that the their was a weapon involved in the second story but should all threats on life be dealt with in the same reponce time...Alot worse could have happend in 80minutes when their a 6 thieves involved then could happen in 5minutes when a guman hsa fleed the schene...

    In my oppinion


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,442 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Did you ask them where they were when you were getting the sh1t kicked out of you?

    It was after the pubs close. the cops there usually do laps of the place. Plus it took about three minutes for the whole thing to happen. I was whacked on the back of the head with a Heineken bottle (my mate, the sarky ba$tard swore he could see the impression of a star on the back of my head the next morning). I fell to the ground and then the kicking started. Except for one of them that was filming it.

    All in all, it took a few minutes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭rusty_racer94


    inforfun wrote: »
    .
    I chased the ****ers (the scum trying to steal, not the garda) but they got away.
    They were caught later though and brought to court (again, the scum, not the garda)

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38 ieoinu


    It never ceases to amaze me the amount of people that think, believe and expect that in every Garda Station around the country sits a team of Gardaí waiting for You to call. I hate to have to dispell this myth but you call will be one of many similar such calls that every guard has to deal with on an hour by hour basis.

    A lot of districts are huge, as in an hour from one side to another with only one car available to do the calls. So if you have one call half an hour away and lets just say its a simple drunk prisoner. You are looking at half an hour to get there, a few minutes to deal with the situation depending on circumstances and half an hour back to the station and another 20 mins at least processing a prisoner. So in total you could be looking at an hour and a half easily, and that doesn't include the drive to the next call. I can promise you that the guards themselves would rather be dealing with a more rewarding task ie catching some 'real criminals' as people like to say, rather than some b####x that can't hold his liquor, that they've probably arrested a hundred times before.

    Whereas it is understandable that for many when they phone the guards it is a crisis in their lives and want immediate solutions/assistance etc. However it will not be the only such crisis going on that day in that area and some will be worse than yours. Its similar in fashion to A+E, your broken leg hurts like fook and you want it fixed now, but someone else's chest pains will have to be dealt with first, even if it turns out to be indigestion from eating too many kebabs.

    The fact your house was broken into and property taken is horrible and a huge invasion of your privacy, life etc BUT more than likely the thief is gone, they pulled their sleeves down over their hands so no prints, even if they cut themselves a there is blood at the scene we have no DNA database (because of the bleeding heart liberals think we'd be a police state with one, when in fact it might bring us out of the 1980's). The guard will know this and even if the suspect is caught he/she will be out of the courthouse before the guard.

    I believe that the police deal with 10% of the population 90% of the time, the inverse is also true. The masses in this country that cant run their own lives without the interaction of the police is nuts. The amount of man/woman hours spent on things like dealing with drunks, neighbourly disputes, negotiating between fighting couples, taking women to refuges etc only to see them back with their partner the next day. You can't ignore it, cos what happens if the next time someone ends up injured or worse dead. Who's fault will it be? The police of course!

    I know that not every policeman/woman is an ideal of what you want and sometimes poor service is provided, but that is also true of every profession in this little country of ours. Gardaí's pay and working conditions have been savaged in recent years so morale is incredibly low. There has been a huge exodus in the recent retirements, adding increased pressure to an already under pressure force. The fleet is falling apart and Garda stations are closing around the country with more closures to follow. I know Gardaí that are so lazy they wouldn't get out of their own way, these are in the minority and I know ones that take their paperwork home or stay behind after their shift to do the report on the burglary that'll never be solved, these are more typical.

    It's not a case of doughnuts and 'losin da hattitude', it's a case of being real about things. For every example of poor service I can give a hundred of outstanding dedication and professionalism. Remember the police are not the cause of, and the solution to, all life's problems!!

    Rant over!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 1,529 ✭✭✭Paz-CCFC


    It's impossible to get any sort of discussion going in these type of threads, with the amount of subjectivity that comes with them. Too many people tend to fall onto one entrenched side.

    One side is the Garda bashers, who feel that every single member of an Gárda Síochána is a self-interested, innocent-assaulting scumbag who earn commission on fines. The other is the ultra-defensive lot, who feel that no Garda has every done any wrong and that any problems one has with them is obviously that one's fault.

    Then you have those who want to contribute some real, sensible and objective debate. But they're just accused by the aforementioned people with entrenched views of having some sort of agenda. Any criticism, however slight or justified, means that you MUST hate the Gardaí, and you're obviously a convicted criminal. Any praise means that you just love the Gardaí & their corrupt ways; you're probably the wife of a Garda, too.

    It's a shame, really, because sometimes threads relating to this topic could provoke a lot more interesting debate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    They like to swing by the chippie on the way to calls


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Have heard of an hour response time to a stabbing 500m down the road from the garda station (which the ambulance took that time to get there too), and have also heard of responding in under 10minutes.

    I cant comment on it really because I dont know the circumstances surrounding most of their callout times but people like to criticise and nit pick at everybodies job even though they are completely ignorant to the workings of it.
    imo if YOU are not trained and have the same understanding of the workings of a specific organisation or company etc, you have absolutely no grounds to criticise or ask why something wasnt done the way you think it should have.

    Garda are one of the bigger ones who get question by people like this, but imagine if you had some person constantly pointing out little things you did in your job and asking why you didnt do it another way, even though they havent a clue about that area of work in particular, wouldnt that píss you off? The first thing that would come to my mind is "ignorant gobshíte".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    It pays to be well known then :D

    Got the occasional lift home too from some of the sounder ones once I started to behave myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭Molloys Clondalkin


    MagicSean wrote: »
    What were you expecting? Do you watch CSI by any chance?



    Nothing to do in Mullingar? Isn't there a large violent traveller feud in progress there for the last four years?



    http://pavee.ie/mediamonitor/?p=272

    Our resident pretend a cop speaks
    I seriously doubt the traveller fued is a full scale riot every hour of every day.
    They happen in Dublin too you know. where a lot of cops are pathetic I hope the days not going to a call and just saying gone on arrival to control are over but this thread makes me think different.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 892 ✭✭✭Motorist


    Naomi00 wrote: »
    Called the gardaí after my house was burgled. This was in an area where there rarely any burgalaries, but there had been a couple of them at the time. One garda showed up a few hours later (station is five minutes away and they're never busy), talked, didn't really do anything. A garda forensic came around a few days later. Tbh I think they just go to pretend they're doing their job and then forget about it as soon as they're gone. That's why no one ever gets arrested for stuff like that here even though people get caught for things all the time in other countries. The guards just cant be arsed to do anything. They always seem really unprofessional too.

    True that guards can't be ar$ed doing anything, couldn't agree more. Ive reported a few serious crimes to them over the past few years including one where I gave them footage and they knew the identity of the criminal- they never bothered their ar$es following it up, and separately I've wasted two days waiting around for them to show up for forensics. Both times they never showed up ( and in both incidents the need to carry it out was suggested by them and time arranged by them).

    They're great for stopping drivers a few kmp/h over a ridiculously low speed limit on a perfectly safe road or for giving a totally unnecessary condescending attitude at a checkpoint. A penalty point notice in the post is the only follow-up you're ever likely to get from them.

    Everyone will base their opinion on personal experiences of them. I find they can't be bothered doing anything for any crime less than very serious assault, murder, rape, etc. Anything less than that and they just want to keep the head down and get away with doing as little as possible. It's amazing how efficient they can be become over night though if a case is anyway high profile or reaches the media, or if an external agency such as Interpol or another police force gets involved. Pity that they only spring into action out of embarrassment.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭MagicSean


    Our resident pretend a cop speaks
    I seriously doubt the traveller fued is a full scale riot every hour of every day.
    They happen in Dublin too you know. where a lot of cops are pathetic I hope the days not going to a call and just saying gone on arrival to control are over but this thread makes me think different.

    Are you referring to youself as a pretend a cop or me?

    And it takes very little to spark violence during a feud. The smallest of incidents can indeed lead to a need for constant Garda presence for days.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 103 ✭✭pache


    It would seem that the society we live in a pizza will get to your house faster than the gardai !!!!!! :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭SuperGrover


    Amberlamps???


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