Could you stay with your partner if you found out they used to be a hooker?

Special Agent Oso · 12-04-2012 08:52AM #1

Lets just say for example the hooker that slept with Wayne Rooney up sticks and moved to America/Australia - somewhere that nobody knew who she was and you ended up going out with her or somebody with a similiar past as her and you found out through a mate/the internet whatever that she (or for the girls out there he) was previously a hooker. Could you stay with them? or would it be to much and you would have to leave them?

smash · 12-04-2012 08:54AM

Special Agent Oso wrote: »

Lets just say for example the hooker that slept with Wayne Rooney up sticks and moved to America/Australia

The granny?

biko · 12-04-2012 08:56AM

But... I don't live in America/Australia?

Zulu · 12-04-2012 08:56AM

It'd depend when you found out.
If I found out now, I'd imagine it would be too much. Not because they were previously a hooker, but rather that our relationship was very different to what I thought, ie: open & honest. That'd have been a whopping secret to hold back to be fair.

foxyboxer · 12-04-2012 08:57AM

I'd stay with ma ho and pimp that sh1t yo.

Zulu · 12-04-2012 08:58AM

...also, it's worth clearing up: would I be libel for a massive outstanding invoice if I left her? It might make more economic sense to stay with her.

haminka · 12-04-2012 08:59AM

If they have a clean bill of health, don't do the business anymore and if they still do, they charge loads and then spend the money on me, why not?

Gummy Panda · 12-04-2012 08:59AM

No one wants a fanny like a hippo's yawn

Special Agent Oso · 12-04-2012 08:59AM

smash wrote: »

The granny?

lol - no, no the one after that. The one thats been in the papers this week for sleeping with Mario Balotelli and the dwarf actor dude. But if you like your grannies thats ok to. Its the idea of it that im on about not any one actual person.

CardBordWindow · 12-04-2012 09:01AM

Depends on how much she charges.

Sunnyisland · 12-04-2012 09:02AM

Love conquers everything and if you love someone it shouldn't matter what there past is as living in the past will hinder both your life,s going forward. But to answer this question I wouldent in my bullox.

krudler · 12-04-2012 09:02AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

No one wants a fanny like a hippo's yawn

so big theres an echo

Special Agent Oso · 12-04-2012 09:04AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

No one wants a fanny like a hippo's yawn

i can honestly say i've never heard it described like that before - i must write that one down and use it again later

smash · 12-04-2012 09:12AM

Special Agent Oso wrote: »

i can honestly say i've never heard it described like that before - i must write that one down and use it again later

Are you serious or did you forget your " :rolleyes: "?

Special Agent Oso · 12-04-2012 09:15AM

smash wrote: »

Are you serious or did you forget your " :rolleyes: "?

nope, i've heard it called a lot of things but never a hippos yawn and yes i will be using that one - when such an occasion comes along

Dyr · 12-04-2012 09:17AM

Special Agent Oso wrote: »

i can honestly say i've never heard it described like that before - i must write that one down and use it again later

Clowns Pocket, Wizards Sleeve etc etc

You could be writing for a while

Immaculate Pasta · 12-04-2012 09:24AM

Aah hell no.

I'd never be happy sticking with a girlfriend if she used to previously voluntarily suck dick for a living. :cool:

phill106 · 12-04-2012 09:41AM

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Aah hell no.

I'd never be happy sticking with a girlfriend if she used to previously voluntarily suck dick for a living. :cool:

involuntary is cool though!

MugMugs · 12-04-2012 09:43AM

*presents OSO with a well used lady*

foxyboxer · 12-04-2012 09:47AM

Special Agent Oso wrote: »

Lets just say for example the hooker that slept with Wayne Rooney up sticks and moved to America/Australia - somewhere that nobody knew who she was and you ended up going out with her or somebody with a similiar past as her and you found out through a mate/the internet whatever that she (or for the girls out there he) was previously a hooker. Could you stay with them? or would it be to much and you would have to leave them?

I'd have her do a multi page interview with an erotic photoshoot in a leading Irish Sunday paper.

You stay classy, Sunday Independent. :cool:

Immaculate Pasta · 12-04-2012 10:31AM

phill106 wrote: »

involuntary is cool though!

I said it because I predicted some PC-mad poster would jump on me and say what happens if they were forced. Bla bla bla.

Saying that though I wouldn't go with an involuntarily hooker either because she'd probably be a basket case and have some severe issues. It's not fair of course but life's not fair. Couldn't be doing with any of that that like :cool:

xsiborg · 12-04-2012 10:41AM

sure, we all have a past in fairness and as long as she had no STI's etc, i wouldnt care what she did in her past, i'd say the same about any girl tbh.

ronan45 · 12-04-2012 10:43AM

Depends on what sorta hookin that der ho be working wif,

Water-sports!?! Defo a keepa in ma humble opinions, sir

rambutman · 12-04-2012 10:44AM

well i did find out exactly that but only after the damn ho was pregnant with my son (no paternity issues either

)

Worse still i married the ho

Doesn't do much for your self respect.................cue 8 years later, a daughter, a seperation and a hefty maintenance payment every month.

Almost soiled myself sitting there with our respective solicitors last year with her solicitor telling me she was worthy of such hefty maintenance payments as she'd put her career on hold for the marriage........i was like "FFS have you told your solicitor what you used to do" - obviously not.

My mates were going to print up a t-shirt for me "hood-winked by a ho". No question she saw me coming - what a 4ucking eejit

Kids are all that matter at this stage and the only way i can justify my stupidity (to myself). I'd never tell them - can you imagine finding out that about your mother

Funglegunk · 12-04-2012 11:25AM

Bambi wrote: »

Clowns Pocket, Wizards Sleeve etc etc

You could be writing for a while

'Bat Cave'. As in, bats fly out of it when she opens the doors.

Carter P Fly · 12-04-2012 12:23PM

no way, Prostution irrepairably damages people IMHO.

howamidifferent · 12-04-2012 12:29PM

Personnaly, if she liked playing rugby I dont see why it would matter to me...

44leto · 12-04-2012 12:36PM

So yore mah is emmigrating.

AskMyChocolate · 12-04-2012 12:46PM

Used to be? USED TO BE?

Did ya hear that luv?

Oh well, Mr.fcukin' lah-de-dah.

Gyalist · 12-04-2012 12:47PM

rambutman wrote: »

well i did find out exactly that but only after the damn ho was pregnant with my son (no paternity issues either )

Worse still i married the ho.

Ouch! That's an awful situation to find yourself in. Pity this advice from Snoop Dogg to Kris Humphries wasn't around when you were thinking of marrying her:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG7vlecw5_I

Transcript:

"The first advice is, you dumb ass n****, you shouldn't have tried to wife the bitch. She's not that type of a ho. She gets around, man."

rambutman · 12-04-2012 12:55PM

Gyalist wrote: »

Ouch! That's an awful situation to find yourself in. Pity this advice from Snoop Dogg to Kris Humphries wasn't around when you were thinking of marrying her:

Damn straight!!!

Personally loved Biggies tune "Make It Hot"

The line "You can't turn a hoe into a housewife"

So true

Ah 4uck it....it is what it is....as they say "ya can't polish a sh1t"

Could you stay with your partner if you found out they used to be a hooker?

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