Horrible things you've done under the influence

Me and a few of the lads went on a bit of a piss up during the day coming up to Christmas one year when we were younger, got a rake of cheap booze and got vurry bad. It must have been really early in the day because it was still bright when we headed back to one of my friends houses more than likely in search of more booze. We walked past his next door neighbours house and one of the lads staggered into their garden, we turned to tell him to cop on only to see him hunched over in the garden getting sick and behind him looking on in horror in the front room of the house was the whole of the next door family gathered around decorating their Christmas tree. Priceless, but awful at the same time.

Great thread, potential to be the most entertaining one around these parts in a while.:)

I broke my arse laughing at Princess Peaches thing about the Mongolians. Also Brummytom what do you mean "get off" with a 60 year old?

There's actually a few things I'm afraid to post because I will be judged.

In After Hours!! That's bad!

brummytom wrote: »

Pissed in my mom's wardrobe

mishkalucy wrote: »

I'm surprised no-one has mentioned peeing in wardrobes, fireplaces etc
Men obviously:D

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KeithM89 wrote: »

Got into a taxi that wasnt a taxi, had an argument with the driver then puked on the floor.

Only one???

My hobby is collecting used fanny pads.

Sometimes when I get drunk I leave them in car doors, for a laugh.

Puked in the middle of a busy petrol station forecourt in broad daylight.

Sat on the floor of a country pub crying and smashing numerous glasses of water that people were trying to feed me. Eventually I got kicked out and had to be carried a few miles home through a forest by a guy in my class that I barely knew. Got put to bed but kept getting up to tell said guy that I loved him and then puked everywhere. This was in a dorm style college and I think I was the only one drunk that night. Ended up going out with that guy for 3 years!

Went on a rodeo bull thing in the middle of a night club in a very short dress.

Kissed too many fellas in one night.

Puked in a mc donalds bag in the back of my dads car.

Dragged a guy I hardly know to the chipper really early in the night and made him b uy food for me AND my sister who wasn't even with us.

Threw potatoes at Limerick scumbag's car's when we ran out of eggs.

Lost loads of shoes.

Loads more when I think of em!

Had an argument with a taxi out the Four Seasons over why he wouldn't take me to town. Two ford mondeo's with blacked out windows and neither would take me. After a short argument it turned out they were an armed garda escort for some foreign dignitary staying in the hotel.

The grossest had to be a different night in a different hotel, got hammered and my bro ended up putting me to bed, apparently I asked him for a loan of a pen so stick in my mouth do I could make myself sick. I do vaguely remember puking in the bed, then figuring if I lay down in some really weird position I'd stay dry!!

Kinda glad now I don't really drink anymore.

I got absolutely hammered one night and proceeded to go to Supermacs and tell everone that i would tell them they have a beautiful face if they would let me eat their burger.


My finest moment i think....

I just remembered another time when I arrived home from a 21st at seven in the morning after drinking whiskey at the after party and was in the horrors. Anyway I woke up a few hours later in my own bed, covered in my own vomit with my dog casually licking up the more desirable looking chunks. Haven't touched whiskey since.