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What you can't do

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  • #32
    Flojo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭Flojo


    Sexytime all the time. :(


  • #33
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    do a backflip.


  • #34
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    Win de lorro! :(


    wha wha


  • #35
    darrcow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 272 ✭✭darrcow


    preform oral sex on myself so i could get rid of the wife


  • #36
    johnayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,717 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Give myself a BJ :mad::mad:

    I was a bit slow there.


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,160 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    get a girlfriend


  • #38
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    darrcow wrote: »
    preform oral sex on myself so i could get rid of the wife
    johnayo wrote: »
    Give myself a BJ :mad::mad:

    You two should get together :eek:


  • #39
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    tie my own god damn shoelaces! :mad:


  • #40
    Galwayguy35
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Knot a necktie


  • #41
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    johnayo wrote: »
    Give myself a BJ :mad::mad:

    What I can't do is have someone give me a BJ while I pour myself a glass of OJ and covering a DJ shift for my friend PJ who's on holiday in TJ (Tijuana but he calls it TJ because he's weird like that) with my friend AJ. During my shift I'm putting on some MJ for my good friend JJ because he's a massive fan. I'm looking forward to finishing my shift so I can go home and carry on being CJ on Grand Theft Auto :cool:


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  • #42
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    walk in a straight line while looking around and not looking at the ground :(
    poxy spinal canal :mad:


  • #43
    MadameGascar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 247 ✭✭MadameGascar


    I can't whistle. Lots of people have tried to teach me, and doctors haven't been able to find anything physically wrong. Its the one thing I would love to be able to do.


  • #44
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    MadameGascar wrote: »
    I can't whistle. Lots of people have tried to teach me, and doctors haven't been able to find anything physically wrong. Its the one thing I would love to be able to do.


    you went to the doctors because you couldn't whistle.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


  • #45
    HeidiHeidi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 33,615 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Wolf whistle. I can and do whistle, much to most people's amazement and amusement, thanks to our Dad who won Feis (remember them?) medals for whistling in his time. But the old two-fingers-in-the-mouth wolf whistle has forever eluded me.


  • #46
    Squ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Squ


    Larianne wrote: »
    Press-ups. :mad:

    I could bench press or dead lift a good bit of weight, but do more than 3 press-ups? No. Can't even manage 10 girly press-ups. :mad:
    Stick at it.. Do your 3 girly ones, an hour later you'll be able for four, then five.
    Next cut the space between sets..

    Try it and see


  • #47
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    MadameGascar wrote: »
    I can't whistle. Lots of people have tried to teach me, and doctors haven't been able to find anything physically wrong. Its the one thing I would love to be able to do.

    just do the lips of a pouty face, all girls under 25 should be aces at this


  • #48
    ziggy23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    I can't pronounce the word Inchicore I say it as insecure:o
    I also have tiny hands so am not great at a particular sexual act:pac::pac:


  • #49
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    FatherLen wrote: »
    you went to the doctors because you couldn't whistle.

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Jokes on you. You're paying for the medical card.
    :pac:


  • #50
    D_D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭D_D


    ziggy23 wrote: »
    I can't pronounce the word Inchicore I say it as insecure:o
    I also have tiny hands so am not great at a particular sexual act:pac::pac:

    Fapping?


  • #51
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Larianne wrote: »
    Press-ups. :mad:

    I could bench press or dead lift a good bit of weight    , but do more than 3 press-ups? No. Can't even manage 10 girly press-ups. :mad:

    because you are not using the same muscles in the same way. plus you are lifting 1/3 to 1/2* your body weight doing pressups


    *the girly type


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  • #52
    ziggy23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    D_D wrote: »
    Fapping?
    No that I can do but I'm a woman:o


  • #53
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    ziggy23 wrote: »
    No that I can do but I'm a woman:o

    its fine, your tiny hands make things look bigger.


  • #54
    MickySticks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    Swim


  • #55
    ziggy23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    FatherLen wrote: »
    its fine, your tiny hands make things look bigger.

    :pac::pac::pac: never thought of that!


  • #56
    MadameGascar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 247 ✭✭MadameGascar


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    Wolf whistle. I can and do whistle, much to most people's amazement and amusement, thanks to our Dad who won Feis (remember them?) medals for whistling in his time. But the old two-fingers-in-the-mouth wolf whistle has forever eluded me.

    Maybe you're dad can teach me. :o


  • #57
    dark crystal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    Anal.

    I've tried numerous times, but it's never pleasant, so I've just resigned myself to the fact that it's strictly front door entry for me. I'm ok with that.

    Oh, and I'm useless at wearing heels too OP.


  • #58
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    MadameGascar wrote: »
    Maybe you're dad can teach me. :o

    never mind her dad, i'll gladly let you practice your blowing technique on my flute? :p :pac:


  • #59
    Mickey Dazzler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    Suck my own penis. There I said it.... you were all thinking it.


  • #60
    M cebee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭M cebee


    paint


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  • #61
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Have lungs so big, that I could smoke a fag in 1 drag.


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