What you can't do

I can't tell left from right, therefore can't make one hand do what the other isn't (playing a musical instrument is way out), can't tell which diagonal I'm on when doing rising trot (horsey people will get that) and can't use my indicators without switching my windscreen wipers on. It's dyslexia, but not the famous form, because reading and writing are fine. But if I put the pen into my left hand and start to write, it's awesome, I write perfectly, except backwards, like mirror writing.