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The dreaded thought of what you did last night

  • 07-04-2012 03:43PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭beco2010


    Im wondering how many wake up after the quick one. you know that one pint you go out for only to find your out till 3 in the morn stinking drunk and falling around as you make your way home. but thats not all the thought of what you cant remember doing last night and the flash backs. iv had many and would like to know if im alone on this


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Psst. Everyone knows what you done and they're all out to get you. Watch your back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭beco2010


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Psst. Everyone knows what you done and they're all out to get you. Watch your back.
    i wash my back every day does this count as watching it :cool:


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Ah, the fear :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Ah, sitting on the couch on Saturday afternoon and crying

    And dreaming up horrible scenarios when you have to face your co-workers on Monday morning

    Bad times :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Aah the old going out for a few and waking up with a ruined life. Been there many a time my friend :cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    finally plucked up the courage to bury her in the garden :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Ah yeah its not a nice feeling at all, I usually avoid all social contact on Sundays for fear of somebody ringing me up to tell me of some atrocity I've committed the night before.

    It happens on boards as well when your drunk posting, its always a cringe inducing moment the next morning when you check up the kinda of rubbish you were posting the night before.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 664 ✭✭✭craggles


    THE FEAR!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭beco2010


    ill give an example out one night meet this classy girl end up try ta do the wild thang in the middle of the dance floor. my wet spagatti not working well get draged outside. next morning start getting the flash backs of my man hood on show as im walking out FORGETTING TO PUT MY BITS BACK IN .in bed trying to think did anyone see me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    beco2010 wrote: »
    ill give an example out one night meet this classy girl end up try ta do the wild thang in the middle of the dance floor. my wet spagatti not working well get draged outside. next morning start getting the flash backs of my man hood on show as im walking out FORGETTING TO PUT MY BITS BACK IN .in bed trying to think did anyone see me

    Jesus H Christ. :eek::D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    beco2010 wrote: »
    ill give an example out one night meet this classy girl end up try ta do the wild thang in the middle of the dance floor. my wet spagatti not working well get draged outside. next morning start getting the flash backs of my man hood on show as im walking out FORGETTING TO PUT MY BITS BACK IN .in bed trying to think did anyone see me
    Thats not the fear. That legitimate terror.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Thats not the fear. That legitimate terror.

    Indeed. If anyone reports it, you could also get done for indecent exposure as well :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 245 ✭✭beco2010


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Thats not the fear. That legitimate terror.
    I laf in the face of terror untill im sober


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭subway


    later12 wrote: »
    wtf is this ****???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    er, the name of a group that might reflect commonly held experiences of alcohol related memory loss...:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭subway


    I take it you didn't look at their actual page? Other than the funny title, it's nothing to do with the thread...
    unless you beat your wife or kill deformed children but can't remember it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    The fear is one of the reasons I rarely drink these days


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    yeah last weekend i went a bit nuts i had the fear all day monday..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,251 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Nothing worse than waking up the next morning and checking your sent messages folder on your phone only to see messages you don't remember sending. Oh gawd, the amount of ridiculous stuff my loose fingers have texted to random women throughout the years!

    In fact someone should invent an app that prevents drunken texts being sent


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Nothing worse than waking up the next morning and checking your sent messages folder on your phone only to see messages you don't remember sending. Oh gawd, the amount of ridiculous stuff my loose fingers have texted to random women throughout the years!

    In fact someone should invent an app that prevents drunken texts being sent

    there already is :D :pac:


    :o

    declared my love threw an email one night :D:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I got a bit sad the other day that is has been aaaagges since I had a blackout. Used to be at least a weekly occurrence for me!

    Now I'm old and sensible and know when to stop. Feel ancient.

    Funny times though. I'd wake up covered in bruises. Or this other time I woke up with an afro wig and a pair of rose tinted glasses on me. Witches hat another time. Or there was a time when I had a collection of plastic animals in my pocket.

    Ahhh youth :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,251 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I got a bit sad the other day that is has been aaaagges since I had a blackout. Used to be at least a weekly occurrence for me!

    Now I'm old and sensible and know when to stop. Feel ancient.

    Funny times though. I'd wake up covered in bruises. Or this other time I woke up with an afro wig and a pair of rose tinted glasses on me. Witches hat another time. Or there was a time when I had a collection of plastic animals in my pocket.

    Ahhh youth :pac:

    I woke up once wearing a pink cowboy hat, with a whistle around my neck and a rose in my front pocket! And I was only drinking in my local!:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    beco2010 wrote: »
    ill give an example out one night meet this classy girl end up try ta do the wild thang in the middle of the dance floor. my wet spagatti not working well get draged outside. next morning start getting the flash backs of my man hood on show as im walking out FORGETTING TO PUT MY BITS BACK IN .in bed trying to think did anyone see me

    A classy girl in Cork ? Must have been a tourist or a freelance hooker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    the fear the fear the fear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,642 ✭✭✭votecounts


    mattjack wrote: »
    A classy girl in Cork ? Must have been a tourist or a freelance hooker.
    Well if it was a dublin classy girl, it would have to be a transexual:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    ah the fear.....a regular occurance for me! :o

    waking up with many an item in my room......a mans shoe, ashtrays, traffic cones, street signs and wonder wtf did i do??!!

    or waking up in random places like a bush across from your friends house or sometimes casually waking up sprawled out the couch or in one particular bad case not even making it in and passing out at the front door

    also waking up with a messy room and with clothes you dont own......

    i am a classy classy burd!!

    good thing i dont drink that much anymore.....well til my exams are over :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭mickrock


    Funny times though. I'd wake up covered in bruises. Or this other time I woke up with an afro wig and a pair of rose tinted glasses on me. Witches hat another time. Or there was a time when I had a collection of plastic animals in my pocket.

    Are you sure you still haven't the rose tinted glasses on?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,956 ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    beco2010 wrote: »
    ill give an example out one night meet this classy girl end up try ta do the wild thang in the middle of the dance floor. my wet spagatti not working well get draged outside. next morning start getting the flash backs of my man hood on show as im walking out FORGETTING TO PUT MY BITS BACK IN .in bed trying to think did anyone see me


    If the woman in question was genuinely classy she wouldn't be letting you try to ride her on the dance floor.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,643 ✭✭✭Phoenix Park


    beco2010 wrote: »
    ill give an example out one night meet this classy girl end up try ta do the wild thang in the middle of the dance floor. my wet spagatti not working well get draged outside. next morning start getting the flash backs of my man hood on show as im walking out FORGETTING TO PUT MY BITS BACK IN .in bed trying to think did anyone see me


    WHAT. THE. FUUUCK :eek:


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