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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,338 ✭✭✭yesno1234


    Heading to Spain in a few hours :D Once I finish an assignment I'v had for the last 2 months:( Damn procrastination.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,087 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    Anyone heading Limerick Raceday Thursday?


    was this you? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,649 ✭✭✭Luap


    Does paddy power take 3V?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Anyone see the Aldi add for a easter bunny, its so funny:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 388 ✭✭johnny_cash


    Anybody else drunk as **** cause im drrunk out :( Talking to the barmaid today not the girlfriend but one of the other barmaids and had a few pints with her mother and father and can't stop thinking how much i would love to ride her mother :eek: Well in her 40's and fit as ****.Her daughter is like a model but afraid to try get the ride offf her because she works with the girlfriend :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,649 ✭✭✭Luap


    Beer goggles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 388 ✭✭johnny_cash


    Maloney_o9 wrote: »
    Beer goggles.

    I'm hammered drunk again now but beer goggles don't come in to it.The girl is like a model and her mother is fit out.The beer goggles is an excuse women don't look better when your drunk it's just your drunk and dont care and i know i have done my fair share of dogs :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12,333 ✭✭✭✭JONJO THE MISER


    Watching who's the boss on network 2:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,986 ✭✭✭✭Gavin "shels"


    Back the gym today, good aul shift done. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Back the gym today, good aul shift done. :cool:

    What's a gym???


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,408 ✭✭✭ft9


    Back the gym today, good aul shift done. :cool:

    What price? And what time?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    I did a 7k run today feeling good now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,649 ✭✭✭Luap


    I love your one of Countdown Rachel.. Honey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 388 ✭✭johnny_cash


    Thank god for the girlfriend i'm so pissed of right now.I had a good few pints today and went home and the mother and the sister are after calling over with the niece and still in the house.There was no problem and then the brother got on to me about something that i had nothing to do with.

    I'm getting angry at this stage an telling him to fcuk up and caught him by the neck.The dirty cnut hit me a header so i hit him a few times and would of killed him the mother and sister come into the room where we were and i get the blame :mad: I told them to get the fcuk out and then i went to the pub in an angry mood.

    The girlfriend was working behind the bar when i went in and i didn't know this as she wasn't supposed to be working tonight but the other barmaid couldn't work.Thank god for the girlfriend because i don't know what i would do without her and she's the only person that i care about.There will be trouble tomorrow because i will kill the brother the first word he says :mad:


  • Posts: 23,497 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ........The dirty cnut hit me a header so i hit him a few times ............:

    All jokes aside if he couldn't drop a 50 year old with a head butt he must be p1ss poor, of course if he was still standing after you hit him a few times then..... :pac:
    Good to hear yourself and herself are getting on though :)


    Anyway... to watch an episode of Minder or to go snoozing ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 388 ✭✭johnny_cash


    RoverJames wrote: »
    All jokes aside if he couldn't drop a 50 year old with a head butt he must be p1ss poor, of course if he was still standing after you hit him a few times then..... :pac:
    Good to hear yourself and herself are getting on though :)


    Anyway... to watch an episode of Minder or to go snoozing ...


    50? i'm 26.He wasn't left standing either he couldn't move because i had him caught by the neck and pinned to the couch while hitting him.It's great i'm getiing on with herself though because she's the nicest girl i ever met in my life :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,173 ✭✭✭hucklebuck


    Thank god for the girlfriend i'm so pissed of right now.I had a good few pints today and went home and the mother and the sister are after calling over with the niece and still in the house.There was no problem and then the brother got on to me about something that i had nothing to do with.

    I'm getting angry at this stage an telling him to fcuk up and caught him by the neck.The dirty cnut hit me a header so i hit him a few times and would of killed him the mother and sister come into the room where we were and i get the blame :mad: I told them to get the fcuk out and then i went to the pub in an angry mood.

    The girlfriend was working behind the bar when i went in and i didn't know this as she wasn't supposed to be working tonight but the other barmaid couldn't work.Thank god for the girlfriend because i don't know what i would do without her and she's the only person that i care about.There will be trouble tomorrow because i will kill the brother the first word he says :mad:

    Closer each day, home and away....


  • Posts: 23,497 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    50? i'm 26.............

    Oh :eek:
    Thought you were 50 odd Johnny, didn't you say sometime back you were very close to the girls father's age or something?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,408 ✭✭✭ft9


    WTF Urbansea is a mod? Surely this is an April fools joke someone forgot to correct?


  • Posts: 23,497 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Splendid chap is Urban Sea :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    ft9 wrote: »
    WTF Urbansea is a mod? Surely this is an April fools joke someone forgot to correct?
    They wanted the best :cool:

    But he wasn't available, so chose me.
    RoverJames wrote: »
    Splendid chap is Urban Sea :)

    Aw shucks James


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,408 ✭✭✭ft9


    RoverJames wrote: »
    Splendid chap is Urban Sea :)

    lickspittle.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 388 ✭✭johnny_cash


    RoverJames wrote: »
    Oh :eek:
    Thought you were 50 odd Johnny, didn't you say sometime back you were very close to the girls father's age or something?


    No not near his age just often have a few pints with him :D I hade a skinfull with him today while she was serving god im hammered now


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,417 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    Where do ya get the money out of Johnny boy?

    or is it a case of find a barmaid beour and ride her for free booze?


  • Posts: 1,539 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Where do ya get the money out of Johnny boy?

    or is it a case of find a barmaid beour and ride her for free booze?

    How're you Kev, you see that big old retard David Taheny is a moderator now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,417 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    Urban get the ban stick!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 388 ✭✭johnny_cash


    Where do ya get the money out of Johnny boy?

    or is it a case of find a barmaid beour and ride her for free booze?


    I left school at 14 and was geting well paid for working on the buildings when that went pear shaped i was working with the sister and could make anything from €300 to €400 a day and the father died over a year ago he had his own company and looked after me.I don't get on with the family at the best times and and suicidle at times the only thing keeping me sane is the girlfriend.I do get a load of free drink off the girlfriend though :D I try to pay for it but she just wont take the money so what can i do. I have the hiccups now :( sooner the beter she is finished working:(


  • Posts: 1,539 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I left school at 14 and was geting well paid for working on the buildings when that went pear shaped i was working with the sister and could make anything from €300 to €400 a day and the father died over a year ago he had his own company and looked after me.I don't get on with the family at the best times and and suicidle at times the only thing keeping me sane is the girlfriend.I do get a load of free drink off the girlfriend though :D I try to pay for it but she just wont take the money so what can i do. I have the hiccups now :( sooner the beter she is finished working:(

    Don't mean to be intrusive on your life mate, but if you've these thoughts there are plenty of people who're willing to chat and help you out


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    Not trying to be funny johnny but it'd be better to stay off the beer for a bit. You probably wouldn't be feeling that way, or as Paddy said you could talk to someone


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,986 ✭✭✭✭Gavin "shels"


    First proper away trip of the season for Shels in 15 hours, lovely! 2 (52 seaters), possibly 3 official club busses being run which is the most in a long long time not forgeting our own bus aswell, should be a great away crowd, Good Fridays are great for matches minus the bar issue but more cans solve that.


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