Weird things you do

jenndudess79 · 05-04-2012 01:21PM

I bless my self every time I see an Ambulance.

I live right becide the hospital, so my friends and family think ive found god because Im blessing my self about 20 times a day.

Tea-a-Maria · 05-04-2012 01:33PM

I'm constantly messing with the tags on my clothes.:oThey have to be the soft type though!None of those crappy papery ones!

foxyboxer · 05-04-2012 01:45PM

I refuse to drink soft drinks because I think they have too much sugar/calories.

Yet, I'll quite happily drink pint after pint which is probably far worse health-wise.

:rolleyes:

vex · 05-04-2012 01:50PM

I can make that clicking sound that Predator makes in the movies

FanadMan · 05-04-2012 01:59PM

I talk to myself......and the scary thing is I answer myself

El Inho · 05-04-2012 02:03PM

MrsD007 wrote: »

I can't touch bathroom door handles after I've washed my hands :eek::eek::eek: Lets face it some people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom so I can't help but think about all the germs on those door handles.

If I'm using the toilets at work or a public toilet, I usually wait for someone else to open the door :o:o or if I have to open the door I wrap my hand in toilet tissue so I don't have to touch the handle. :o:o

hate to break it to you, but you also have to use three smileys all the time.

El Inho · 05-04-2012 02:06PM

vex wrote: »

I can make that clicking sound that Predator makes in the movies

any chance of a video :P

pragmatic1 · 05-04-2012 02:08PM

If I have the cold or I've been sneezing, the roof of my mouth gets itchy. I try and relieve the itch with my tongue and it makes a weird noise.

Lady Chatterton · 05-04-2012 02:14PM

eldwaro wrote: »

hate to break it to you, but you also have to use three smileys all the time.

LOL, I'm getting help for that though

:):)

Popsy · 05-04-2012 02:22PM

I used to lift my feet up off the accelerator when driving through puddles.

I'm also very prone to static shocks so I've developed a bad habit of knocking on metal things with my sleeve pulled down over my hand before touching them properly.

krudler · 05-04-2012 02:42PM

foxyboxer wrote: »

I refuse to drink soft drinks because I think they have too much sugar/calories.

Yet, I'll quite happily drink pint after pint which is probably far worse health-wise.

:rolleyes:

Its the aspartame in soft drinks thatll kill ya

crank_1975 · 05-04-2012 02:42PM

I say "I'm gone" out loud whenever I trip (which is quite often) even if I'm on my own. Did it on Grafton St the other day and got some funny looks.

Princess Peach · 05-04-2012 02:50PM

I talk to objects in my room and ask them questions.

I have this dance I do throughout the day, kinda involves clicking my fingers and wiggling a bit. Have another dance I do when I get out of the shower to dry myself.

I make up songs to convey my feelings and sing them out loud when nobody else is around. Most common one is one I sing at the bus stop asking why the bus is not here, I'm very cold.

Otherwise I'm fairly normal, probably.

whiskeyman · 05-04-2012 02:56PM

Sometimes when talking to someone, I imagine in my mind inflicting crazy pain and violence on them - like ramming a pencil I'm holding in their eye or slamming their head on a table.
I've never carried out anything like this and happens even to people I love dearly.

I probably need help.

pragmatic1 · 05-04-2012 03:53PM

whiskeyman wrote: »

Sometimes when talking to someone, I imagine in my mind inflicting crazy pain and violence on them - like ramming a pencil I'm holding in their eye or slamming their head on a table.
I've never carried out anything like this and happens even to people I love dearly.

I probably need help.

Yes. Do this all the time.

juan.kerr · 05-04-2012 04:01PM

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Say and occasionally wave goodbye to my poo as it flushes down the loo.

I generally take a look and 'rate' my output. For example yesterday I dropped a 'BFL' - a Big F***en Log, or earlier this week I dropped a Rough One.

Also the odd scratch and sniff.

cassElliot · 05-04-2012 04:02PM

i have to count stairs when walking up or down them. even if i'm with someone, i cant follow their conversation because I have to count.

i like counting when I brush my teeth too....

..... i wouldn't mind but i'm sh!te at maths :pac:

Snowie · 05-04-2012 04:09PM

cassElliot wrote: »

i have to count stairs when walking up or down them. even if i'm with someone, i cant follow their conversation because I have to count.

i like counting when I brush my teeth too....

..... i wouldn't mind but i'm sh!te at maths :pac:

why do you count stairs?

I day dream of zombie apocolipses

i reall hope one day i get to put a pick axe threw the head of one

Big Nasty · 05-04-2012 04:27PM

Another one for the even number volume thing but 15; 25; 35 is ok, 11 too obviously!

Also duck the head going under barriers, etc.

When on the web at home I have four tabs that I always keep open in a cetain order. Browser must always be on full screen.

Weirdest one is probably this:

Make sure not to step on the lines in the footpath and count the steps in between trying to ensure it's an even six or whatever each time and having to take an extra large or extra small step in order to keep on track!:eek:

Davyhal · 05-04-2012 04:32PM

When I am sitting on the loo I imagine the weirdest scenarios, such as if me and my friends all gained superpowers...

I must watch the trailer on the DVD before I watch the movie (which really annoys my friends as often it gives away the best bits of the movie)

I must always sleep on the right hand side of the bed, and always must be big spoon

I cannot look at left handed people writing

I must always put in my left contact lens first, and put on my left sock and left shoe first

I say the word elaborate far too much, as in many times a day...

I abuse the word "like" far more than anyone else I know (and I know a lot of people who are always doing it), to such an extent that I put it at the end of my sentences in texts and on facebook, and boards like

Davyhal · 05-04-2012 04:37PM

I also whenever mind mind wanders, no matter what I am thinking about, or how inappropriate a situation I am in, even if I am terrified walking through a dodgy alleyway, I sing "Build Me Up Buttercup" out loud without even realising I am doing it... Only was informed of this when I started working in an office and was told that I was singing while I was working all day and asked do I actually know any other songs...

stupidusername · 05-04-2012 04:42PM

Davyhal wrote: »

I cannot look at left handed people writing

Finally I thought of one!!

I cannot look at people washing their hands. or even think about it. i just did, and it made me shiver

hate the feeling of rubbing my hands together when they're wet. well my two palms moreso...

Shankly Gates · 05-04-2012 04:43PM

Whenever I fill up my car with petrol, there is this little part of me that worries the car is going to blow up when I turn the key to start it again.

WoollyRedHat · 05-04-2012 06:37PM

davy78x wrote: »

Whenever I fill up my car with petrol, there is this little part of me that worries the car is going to blow up when I turn the key to start it again.

I drink the petrol, but this is completely normal surely

Omeceron · 05-04-2012 11:42PM

TV sound has to be on 46 or 54, depending whats on. 46 for programmes, 54 for sport and films.

Surround sound has to be 23.

Can't be late for anything, ever. Get anxious if being late is a possibility.

Have to sit on the far right. Everyone else in a room has to be on my left. If at a meeting and dont get my choice of seat if will effect how much I interact at the meeting. I will arrive for meetings as early as possible to get to pick the best seat.

Tea break at 09:55, lunch at 12:55. Go past 10:00 or 13:00 and I may skip completely (Someone might have taken my seat!!!).

Can only drink out of a pint glass at the part where there is no logo. Did this subconsciously for years until someone pointed it out to me.

I see the number 52 everywhere, but 8 is the best number. 4 is ok and 16 is also quite good. I add numbers up to see what they finish at, i.e. 12345 would be 6 which is no good.

dark crystal · 05-04-2012 11:53PM

Omeceron wrote: »

TV sound has to be on 46 or 54, depending whats on. 46 for programmes, 54 for sport and films.

Surround sound has to be 23.

Can't be late for anything, ever. Get anxious if being late is a possibility.

Have to sit on the far right. Everyone else in a room has to be on my left. If at a meeting and dont get my choice of seat if will effect how much I interact at the meeting. I will arrive for meetings as early as possible to get to pick the best seat.

Tea break at 09:55, lunch at 12:55. Go past 10:00 or 13:00 and I may skip completely (Someone might have taken my seat!!!).

Can only drink out of a pint glass at the part where there is no logo. Did this subconsciously for years until someone pointed it out to me.

I see the number 52 everywhere, but 8 is the best number. 4 is ok and 16 is also quite good. I add numbers up to see what they finish at, i.e. 12345 would be 6 which is no good.

Raymond Babbit, is that you :eek:

Paulie Gualtieri · 06-04-2012 12:04AM

when I go shooting I say "bye now" in a northern accent even b4 I take down the grey crow , mag , duck , whatever.

I also dont believe that blood is thicker than water, if ive an arsehole of an uncle ,aunt etc Im always the first to admit it ,

ps , my uncle is a F U C K I N G ARSEHOLE !!!!

MickySticks · 06-04-2012 12:07AM

When I'm in the car and bored I always talk to myself in Ian Paisley's voice, have it down to a tee now.

Omeceron · 06-04-2012 12:17AM

dark crystal wrote: »

Raymond Babbit, is that you :eek:

Definitely not.

Bipolar Joe · 06-04-2012 12:18AM

When I'm walking, my right foot has to step on the surface I'm on before my left can touch a different one. That makes it really hard walking along paths that have been ripped up over and over again and replaced with a different type of thing. Also I can't step on drains, even the fully covered ones.

I count syllables in sentences, and they must always be an even number.

Numbers on dials have to be even, also.

I have to spit in the sink of every lavatory I go into, even if it's just for a quick moment to get a tissue.

I collect wads of my hair that I brush out and skin that I peel off.

I construct detailed events inside my head of how I want reality to be like. It's always really normal, only better because life in my head is pretty awesome.

And I always use two emoticons.

There's more, but it's annoying counting a post this long.

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