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Weird things you do

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭mezdupmaiden


    Anyone else find it mildly amusing that someone went to all that trouble to show how the people he looks up to are "sad"?
    When in fact he's the sad one.
    Not a fan of an of the crowd he mention bt ffs leave the guy alone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 199 ✭✭ukonline


    Before every single automatic door I go through I wave my hand so I feel like I'm opening them with my Jedi mind powers.

    Reminds me of:



    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    I duck when I drive under a height restriction barrier. I think I'll hit my head off it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    Anyone else find it mildly amusing that someone went to all that trouble to show how the people he looks up to are "sad"?
    When in fact he's the sad one.
    Not a fan of an of the crowd he mention bt ffs leave the guy alone.

    Ah it was genius, one of the funniest I've seen in AH, just the sheer dissection of everything I've ever believed in just torn apart in one post! Gotta give credit where its due.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 52 ✭✭mezdupmaiden


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Ah it was genius, one of the funniest I've seen in AH, just the sheer dissection of everything I've ever believed in just torn apart in one post! Gotta give credit where its due.

    Bit mental though, hold on, I suppose now you could say you have a stalker, one step close hey hazard? ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Sky King wrote: »
    I thank ATMs when they give me my money.

    At work I have to scan my card to clock out, when I do that the machine says "Thank you", I usually say "You're welcome"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 172 ✭✭aquaman


    benwavner wrote: »
    This quote states that you may be a professional cyber creep who is used to checking out ladies on facebook and thrawling through their photos.........especially when you dont know them.

    Oh.. is this not normal behaviour^^^ ?

    That's my weird thing then!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I use Jedi powers to open automatic doors.
    I can never remember names so I call people chief.
    And finally i make up stories for myself when going to bed as it distracts me from all the things that crawl all over my bed before i sleep... dont worry im on medication for that.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    1. This thread you started shows you looking up pictures of Justin Bieber

    2. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77843090

    This thread you started shows that you look up to Niall Horan off One Direction.

    3. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77639528

    This thread you started states how desperate you are to be famous.

    4. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77555118

    This thread you started states how you want a haircut like Olly Murs, also off One Direction

    5. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77373726

    This thread you started shows you wishing Justin Bieber a Happy Birthday

    6. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76990958

    This thread shows you calling out for more followers on twitter. Hoping to become an online celebrity EdenHazard?

    7. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76673128

    This thread shows you wishing Jason Derulo a full recovery.

    8. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75812620

    This thread states that you look up to Justin Bieber.


    Ok I don't like to attack people on this forum or call people out but you EdenHazard really are a sad act! Based on the picture of yourself you've uploaded on boards before you're a young lad (17/18?) and you've started countless threads about looking up to teenage boy-bands and how you want to be famous. I'm surprised this isn't your weird thing you put on your Opening Post. I'm only a few years older than you granted but I have met no lad, my age or younger who looks up to these clowns. Your obsession with celebrities, especially male celebrities, your age, who you look up to I find if not worrying incredibly sad. They're an embarrassment. They're as manufactured and fake as they come. Maybe I'm being presumptuous and there's only so much I can judge someone from their online profile and maybe I'm just feeling a bit grumpy tonight but you really are the epitome of the reality tv generation and looks like you've really lapped it all up so I pity you. I really do. I'll leave you to go and practice for your upcoming audition of X Factor otherwise I'll be ranting all night.

    :cool:
    That was uncalled for. What business is it of your who he looks up?

    You're the one that needs a life if this is what amuses you. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 429 ✭✭johnners2981


    That was uncalled for. What business is it of your who he looks up?

    You're the one that needs a life if this is what amuses you. :rolleyes:

    Stick it to him micky


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    I duck when I drive under a height restriction barrier. I think I'll hit my head off it.
    Me too ha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    When I cleaning or pottering around the house I say "now" every time I do something or put something down.
    I say "bleak" all the time, its becoming a running joke with my family but I can't stop myself.

    Bleak House?


  • Posts: 7,639 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    1. This thread you started shows you looking up pictures of Justin Bieber

    2. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77843090

    This thread you started shows that you look up to Niall Horan off One Direction.

    3. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77639528

    This thread you started states how desperate you are to be famous.

    4. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77555118

    This thread you started states how you want a haircut like Olly Murs, also off One Direction

    5. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77373726

    This thread you started shows you wishing Justin Bieber a Happy Birthday

    6. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76990958

    This thread shows you calling out for more followers on twitter. Hoping to become an online celebrity EdenHazard?

    7. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76673128

    This thread shows you wishing Jason Derulo a full recovery.

    8. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75812620

    This thread states that you look up to Justin Bieber.


    Ok I don't like to attack people on this forum or call people out but you EdenHazard really are a sad act! Based on the picture of yourself you've uploaded on boards before you're a young lad (17/18?) and you've started countless threads about looking up to teenage boy-bands and how you want to be famous. I'm surprised this isn't your weird thing you put on your Opening Post. I'm only a few years older than you granted but I have met no lad, my age or younger who looks up to these clowns. Your obsession with celebrities, especially male celebrities, your age, who you look up to I find if not worrying incredibly sad. They're an embarrassment. They're as manufactured and fake as they come. Maybe I'm being presumptuous and there's only so much I can judge someone from their online profile and maybe I'm just feeling a bit grumpy tonight but you really are the epitome of the reality tv generation and looks like you've really lapped it all up so I pity you. I really do. I'll leave you to go and practice for your upcoming audition of X Factor otherwise I'll be ranting all night.

    :cool:

    :eek:
    Please lay down the flamethrower Immaculate Pasta! Apparently you were going for the 'tough medicine' approach but that was harsh, and hey maybe that's just how you roll.

    EdenHazard, don't be afraid to dream. I'm finding it hard to find a good word for these 'peers' you look up to, but we all need someone to aspire to. I'm sure you'll grow out of that phase and if you don't it's absolutely nothing to me, Immaculate Pasta or any of the other personalities here, so in other words - do whatever the eff makes you happy yourself. Just if you are dreaming beyond the norm of being famous, know that it won't happen unless you get up and make it happen and apply yourself endlessly to a skill/art. Plus you have to actually have a talent in the first....wait, wtf did I almost just write?!? It's 2012, of course you don't have to have a talent just to be famous. Depends what kind of fame you seek. Anyway, hope you learned the hard lesson IP served you about what you put on the internet. Scathing as it was, that was like the message board equivalent of 'Sodom and Gomorrah', fúcking hell!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    I make sarcastic comments to myself when I injure myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 745 ✭✭✭csi vegas


    I only use the corners of a tissue to dab my nose, never the middle, all four corners as it's easier to gain access. So should any of you ever need an emergency tissue from me you can rest assured that the middle is completely free from wet :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Once more?
    1. This thread you started shows you looking up pictures of Justin Bieber

    2. http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77843090

    This thread you started shows that you look up to Niall Horan off One Direction.

    3. http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77639528

    This thread you started states how desperate you are to be famous.

    4. http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77555118

    This thread you started states how you want a haircut like Olly Murs, also off One Direction

    5. http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77373726

    This thread you started shows you wishing Justin Bieber a Happy Birthday

    6. http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76990958

    This thread shows you calling out for more followers on twitter. Hoping to become an online celebrity EdenHazard?

    7. http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76673128

    This thread shows you wishing Jason Derulo a full recovery.

    8. http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75812620

    This thread states that you look up to Justin Bieber.


    Ok I don't like to attack people on this forum or call people out but you EdenHazard really are a sad act! Based on the picture of yourself you've uploaded on boards before you're a young lad (17/18?) and you've started countless threads about looking up to teenage boy-bands and how you want to be famous. I'm surprised this isn't your weird thing you put on your Opening Post. I'm only a few years older than you granted but I have met no lad, my age or younger who looks up to these clowns. Your obsession with celebrities, especially male celebrities, your age, who you look up to I find if not worrying incredibly sad. They're an embarrassment. They're as manufactured and fake as they come. Maybe I'm being presumptuous and there's only so much I can judge someone from their online profile and maybe I'm just feeling a bit grumpy tonight but you really are the epitome of the reality tv generation and looks like you've really lapped it all up so I pity you. I really do. I'll leave you to go and practice for your upcoming audition of X Factor otherwise I'll be ranting all night.

    :cool:

    i like to quote


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,377 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    I make sarcastic comments to myself when I injure myself.

    Yip, same here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    I use Jedi powers to open automatic doors.
    I can never remember names so I call people chief.
    And finally i make up stories for myself when going to bed as it distracts me from all the things that crawl all over my bed before i sleep... dont worry im on medication for that.

    I do this too. Its actually a good way to get to sleep.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,996 ✭✭✭latenia


    I also call everyone man; they think it's because I'm a hippy stoner but in reality I just don't remember anyone's name. When I have a massive fart on the way I like to bend over and touch my toes or throw one leg up on a table and do a lunge-it makes it feel like I'm working it out thoroughly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭Fiona


    I duck when I drive under a height restriction barrier. I think I'll hit my head off it.

    Haha does anybody else do this when something whacks off your windscreen?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 813 ✭✭✭working fool


    i feel the corner's of sharp fabrics.

    always have... always will... :)

    Me too !
    Wanna go halfers on a therapist or a duvet cover ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,073 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    Anything of think can't I.


  • Posts: 3,539 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    About 5-10 minutes after I've gone to the bathroom at home, I return to the scene of the crime to make sure I flushed the toilet.

    This would be totally normal if I was forgetful, but I've never actually forgotten to flush. If I don't check however, for example if I'm a guest in a house and don't want to look like a weirdo, I actually get genuine anxiety about it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Susie_Q


    I recently checked out of a lovely hotel room after 5 nights and involuntarily said "Bye, room" as I left. I think I do this a lot if it's somewhere I enjoyed staying.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    I feel good about myself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    I do an Elvis style knee-trembling wobble when I finish having a pee.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    I find it impossible to keep my surroundings tidy. I don't know what it is. My OH is constantly picking up after me. He says it's like someone comes into a room with full bags and sporadically empties them haphazardly all over the place. ha ha.I really don't mean to be so messy. But when I come home, there is literally a trail of my belongings from where I started to where I end up. I feel like i'm winning the battle but then it inevitably gets out of hand.. I really don't know why I find it so difficult. It's like it doesn't occur to me that the place is getting untidy.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton


    I can't touch bathroom door handles after I've washed my hands :eek::eek::eek: Lets face it some people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom so I can't help but think about all the germs on those door handles.

    If I'm using the toilets at work or a public toilet, I usually wait for someone else to open the door :o:o:o or if I have to open the door I wrap my hand in toilet tissue so I don't have to touch the handle. :o:o:o


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Seachmall wrote: »
    For me it has to be a multiple of 5.

    same here and if a multiple of 5 is too low or too high, then the next even number is acceptable.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Whatever I eat, chips, crisps, nuts etc. I always pics out the nicest looking ones to eat first.


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