Weird hoors you went to school with and how they ended up.

Funglegunk · 05-04-2012 11:00AM

I don't think I went to school with anybody who subsequently became famous. I can claim that I'm 'big in Asia' though.

Faolchu · 05-04-2012 11:01AM

Funglegunk wrote: »

I can claim that I'm 'big in Asia' though.

thats only coz they're so short over there

Ms. Pingui · 05-04-2012 11:02AM

Hopefully everyone I didn't like ended up fat, ugly and unsucessful!

cynder · 05-04-2012 11:14AM

I went to too many priomary schools, but i did trace a 2 girls from 2 of the 4 primary school i went too. They updated me on my former class mates. No one was married and no one had kids... Most stayed in the local area and only 1 or 2 moved away.

A girl 2 years down did however win the miss ireland title a few years back in 2001.

Tim the Enchanter · 05-04-2012 11:14AM

I went to school with this Kid who was in an accident. He couldn't come back to school for a while but when he finally did his hair had turned from black into bright white, he said it was from when the car had smashed so hard.

Funglegunk · 05-04-2012 11:17AM

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

I went to school with this Kid who was in an accident. He couldn't come back to school for a while but when he finally did he his hair had turned from black into bright white, he said it was from when the car had smashed so hard.

Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm, mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

holystungun9 · 05-04-2012 11:22AM

One guy (biggest chancer and thief you could ever meet - a good laugh too, to be fair) got into security work after school and is now one of the top security guys for a big chain store.

xflyer · 05-04-2012 11:31AM

I'm guessing I was the nearest thing to being the weird guy but as I wasn't that weird. I guess we were pretty boring. I was friendly with the other weird guy in the class. He wore a cowboy hat and grew a beard before most of us even had wispy fluff on our chin. But was otherwise quite dull and boring. He ended up in the same dull boring job as me and as far as I know is still there.

In fact of my entire year in secondary school. I only know what happened to three of them. The guy above and another who worked in the same place as me and another guy who went on to be a decent league of Ireland player and manager. The rest have vanished off the face of the Earth. Never saw or heard of them again. They must have emigrated back in the eighties or something. I've googled their names and checked phone books, nothing. For heaven's sake I even appear on google and I'm nobody.

SunnyDub1 · 05-04-2012 11:33AM

I was the teen who picked on everyone, went to school stoned every day, would be either in detention or suspended each week and gave the teachers nothing but sh*t. I remember walking out of one of my mock exams cause I was to stoned to do it..
I'm surprised I made it through school....

now I'm in a decent job in the financial sector, have a fairly OK amount of money coming in , done a PLC course and went on to a Diploma in Business (done really well in all exams, never failed an exam after I left school). Also dropped about 3 stone, and don't smoke sh*t anymore :P

I know one quite and geeky girl I went to school with, never would of taught it but she hasn't got a job or 3rd level education but does have 2 children by 2 different men..

People always don't end up where you think they will :rolleyes:

CardBordWindow · 05-04-2012 11:34AM

One of the guys I was in school with was a very bright chap, not that weird, just quiet, but the last I heard, he was working with CERN on the Large Hadron Collider!

SunnyDub1 · 05-04-2012 11:36AM

xflyer wrote: »

In fact of my entire year in secondary school. I only know what happened to three of them. The guy above and another who worked in the same place as me and another guy who went on to be a decent league of Ireland player and manager. The rest have vanished off the face of the Earth. Never saw or heard of them again. They must have emigrated back in the eighties or something. I've googled their names and checked phone books, nothing. For heaven's sake I even appear on google and I'm nobody.

FACEBOOK ????

xflyer · 05-04-2012 11:43AM

SunnyDub1 wrote: »

FACEBOOK ????

Tried that too. I doubt if many would be on Facebook anyway, older generation and all that. Found an old girlfriend though!

Stiffler2 · 05-04-2012 11:44AM

Good few skanks in my secondary as well.
There was one who never wore knickers and was a total skank.
She'd almost slip of the chair when she sat down she was so durrttyyy

she has about 20 kids now, not surprised.

giant_midget · 05-04-2012 11:44AM

xflyer wrote: »

I'm guessing I was the nearest thing to being the weird guy but as I wasn't that weird. I guess we were pretty boring. I was friendly with the other weird guy in the class. He wore a cowboy hat and grew a beard before most of us even had wispy fluff on our chin. But was otherwise quite dull and boring. He ended up in the same dull boring job as me and as far as I know is still there.

In fact of my entire year in secondary school. I only know what happened to three of them. The guy above and another who worked in the same place as me and another guy who went on to be a decent league of Ireland player and manager. The rest have vanished off the face of the Earth. Never saw or heard of them again. They must have emigrated back in the eighties or something. I've googled their names and checked phone books, nothing. For heaven's sake I even appear on google and I'm nobody.

His name wasn't Lee by any chance was it? went to school with a guy you described...

Nothingbetter2d · 05-04-2012 11:45AM

recylingbin wrote: »

Another lad would pretend to be a dog and actually ate sheep droppings to demonstrate. I thought he would be a method actor when he grew up. Or a buffalo tracker or something. Turns out he's a blocklayer

does he sh1t bricks often? or can he pebbledash walls with his ass?

I Heart Internet · 05-04-2012 12:02PM

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

I went to school with this Kid who was in an accident. He couldn't come back to school for a while but when he finally did he his hair had turned from black into bright white, he said it was from when the car had smashed so hard.

Outstanding!

Well done sir:D

xflyer · 05-04-2012 12:05PM

giant_midget wrote: »

His name wasn't Lee by any chance was it? went to school with a guy you described...

I actually can't remember. But the name rings a bell. Greenhills by any chance?

AngryBollix · 05-04-2012 12:08PM

Please Kill Me wrote: »

I went to school in Swords with this weird skinny kid, with long hair. He was the kind of bloke who usually ended up hanging out of the coat hangers and left there. After a time, he used to talk himself out of it with his quick wit and used to have us in stitches with his stories. His name was Ed Byrne and obviously, he turned out to be a stand up comedian.

If there was ever a reason to hang someone with a coat hanger then its ed byrne "funny stories"

AngryBollix · 05-04-2012 12:19PM

cormie wrote: »

One - used to be big into wrestling... and is now a professional wrestler
Two (slightly NSFW) - used to mad into guns and the army and is now a cover boy for a few gay magazines

These two wouldnt have lasted five seconds in my secondary school

AngryBollix · 05-04-2012 12:22PM

My claim to fame is getting suspended for getting my hair cut in third year and for getting caught writing "suck my balls" on the classroom wall in pink chalk

Duckworth_Luas · 05-04-2012 12:23PM

AngryBollix wrote: »

These two wouldnt have lasted five seconds in my secondary school

Did you have a dress code that required more than a pair of underpants?

CardBordWindow · 05-04-2012 12:26PM

AngryBollix wrote: »

My claim to fame is getting suspended for getting my hair cut in third year and for getting caught writing "suck my balls" on the classroom wall in pink chalk

GAAAAAY! :pac:

shizz · 05-04-2012 12:34PM

AngryBollix wrote: »

My claim to fame is getting suspended for getting my hair cut in third year and for getting caught writing "suck my balls" on the classroom wall in pink chalk

Getting your hair cut? Wooooah slow down there bad ass.

dareden · 05-04-2012 12:35PM

Picky Licky - a girl i went to school used to pick her nose and eat it. She is now a doctor.

holystungun9 · 05-04-2012 12:38PM

CardBordWindow wrote: »

One of the guys I was in school with was a very bright chap, not that weird, just quiet, but the last I heard, he was working with CERN on the Large Hadron Collider!

Hope you didn't bully him or he's coming for your ass big time!

CardBordWindow · 05-04-2012 12:53PM

holystungun9 wrote: »

Hope you didn't bully him or he's coming for your ass big time!

Well, if a black hole appears from the LHC, and a message from CERN is issued saying 'Screw you Cardbordwindow', just before the Earth is destroyed, then you'll know what happened.

saa · 05-04-2012 01:15PM

I was a music loser kid but there was one regular loser kid who thought she was way better than everyone else (my mammy says I'm great), dressed oddly, was a teachers pet, one of the few obese young people I ever saw growing up no wonder as I remember she would almost always have half of a takeaway pizza in her lunch box, you'd think she'd be really nice and bubbly no she was a complete biatch I thought when I left school that would be the last of her but no.

As it goes by being a lick arse and doing every extra ciric things which must of paid off as sometimes I hear he on the radio and it does my head in because she is the kind of person who screwed people over to get where she wanted to be very sneaky.

Morlar · 05-04-2012 01:18PM

I remember one guy got his girlfriend pregnant when he was 14, his son did pretty much exactly the same thing. He was a granddad at about 30.

superstoner90 · 05-04-2012 01:26PM

Morlar wrote: »

I remember one guy got his girlfriend pregnant when he was 14, his son did pretty much exactly the same thing. He was a granddad at about 30.

His son was a granddad? :eek:

Mickey H · 05-04-2012 01:45PM

AngryBollix wrote: »

My claim to fame is getting suspended for getting my hair cut in third year and for getting caught writing "suck my balls" on the classroom wall in pink chalk

Did anyone take you up on that offer AngryBollix?

Weird hoors you went to school with and how they ended up.

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