Weird hoors you went to school with and how they ended up.

recylingbin · 04-04-2012 11:34PM #1

One kid had a permanent ruuny nose and would continually suck it back into his nose while wiping the end of his nose with his sleeve. The sleeve would be rock solid by home time. He's a chef now.

Another lad would pretend to be a dog and actually ate sheep droppings to demonstrate. I thought he would be a method actor when he grew up. Or a buffalo tracker or something. Turns out he's a blocklayer

One guy, in secondary school, never spoke for the entire 5 years. What's he doing now? A pr exec.

Another kid had a nervous disposition and pissed himself at least 20 times in the eight years of primary school. Aptly, he's a plumber.

A girl who was a couple of years behind me wore short skirts in primary and no knickers. She's a mum of 6.

Naomi00 · 04-04-2012 11:37PM

What kind of school did you go to

starbelgrade · 04-04-2012 11:37PM

A guy I went to school with had no eyebrows & nobody liked him.

He got run over by a truck and died.

Please Kill Me · 04-04-2012 11:37PM

I went to school in Swords with this weird skinny kid, with long hair. He was the kind of bloke who usually ended up hanging out of the coat hangers and left there. After a time, he used to talk himself out of it with his quick wit and used to have us in stitches with his stories. His name was Ed Byrne and obviously, he turned out to be a stand up comedian.

decisions · 04-04-2012 11:38PM

You obviously went to a special school...

recylingbin · 04-04-2012 11:40PM

Please Kill Me wrote: »

I went to school in Swords with this weird skinny kid, with long hair. He was the kind of bloke who usually ended up hanging out of the coat hangers and left there. After a time, he used to talk himself out of it with his quick wit and used to have us in stitches with his stories. His name was Ed Byrne and obviously, he turned out to be a stand up comedian.

He must have funnier back then.

Where To · 04-04-2012 11:40PM

I'm better now thankfully

recylingbin · 04-04-2012 11:42PM

Naomi00 wrote: »

What kind of school did you go to

Normal school.
Kids are weird sometimes.

Secondary school was full of pretty clever guys. We suspected the guy that didn't speak of having mild autism. Clearly we were wrong. Maybe he had some German in him and was satisfied with how everything was going.

benway · 04-04-2012 11:44PM

A guy I knew at college, not weird exactly, but ... the kind of guy who dressed up as a tampon for Halloween and left the costume on for two days, and whose dealer ended up telling him he needed to lay off the weed ...

... well, he struck oil in Bolivia and is now a multi-millionaire.

sunflower27 · 04-04-2012 11:50PM

I went to college with a guy that would always get his bits out when p*ssed. In fact, we had a pub crawl one year and i was sitting on the ground talking with a group of friends and he walked up behind me and dropped it on my head. I thought it was someone just tapping me and walking on by till I noticed all my friends' jaws drop.:o

He is one of the guys from Puppetry of the Penis.

Not remotely surprised

Jogathon · 04-04-2012 11:52PM

I think it's stranger when people are normal inschool and end up being weird. One girl, hugely intelligent, 590 points etc, but good craic with the brains has since joined a cult and street preaches. Same wan was a bit wild with the fellas in college and now is all about chastity. Mental.

On the other hand we had a guy who could clear the cafeteria with a fart. He never spoke and would definately have been diagnosed with aspergers/autism if they had existed back in the dark ages. He still doesn't speak. It's sad that the support wasn't there back then.

admiralofthefleet · 04-04-2012 11:53PM

michael 'the panda' kelly was a year ahead of me in school. i kind of knew him years ago. he must have lived on sugar because he was always as high as a kite

we all know how he ended up

Retrovertigo · 04-04-2012 11:54PM

I hated them all and planned their deaths.

They're all still alive.

ciano1 · 04-04-2012 11:57PM

Retrovertigo wrote: »

I hated them all and planned their deaths.

They're all still alive.

Failure!

ArtSmart · 04-04-2012 11:58PM

Retrovertigo wrote: »

I hated them all and planned their deaths.

They're all still alive.

and writing about you...

JupiterKid · 05-04-2012 12:00AM

I was that weird kid in school. I'm less weird now.

Honest.

mezdupmaiden · 05-04-2012 12:00AM

recylingbin wrote: »

Normal school.
Kids are weird sometimes.

Secondary school was full of pretty clever guys. We suspected the guy that didn't speak of having mild autism. Clearly we were wrong. Maybe he had some German in him and was satisfied with how everything was going.

Or....he just didnt like any of you?

ArtSmart · 05-04-2012 12:02AM

knew a kid used to juggle with a hatchet.

'Hatchet', we called him.

and guess how he died?

that's right

cancer.

Trash Ninja · 05-04-2012 12:02AM

I was home schooled but it turns out that my mother is actually my sister.

Also, I have seven toes.

sunflower27 · 05-04-2012 12:03AM

Trash Ninja wrote: »

I was home schooled but it turns out that my mother is actually my sister.

Also, I have seven toes.

Seven on one foot or seven altogether? This is important!!!

Please Kill Me · 05-04-2012 12:04AM

recylingbin wrote: »

He must have funnier back then.

Yeah, a LOT!!! He had to use his "A" material on us to save getting a hiding! LOL

Trash Ninja · 05-04-2012 12:04AM

sunflower27 wrote: »

Seven on one foot or seven altogether? This is important!!!

Which one is less weird?

Dyr · 05-04-2012 12:07AM

I couldnt tell ya cos I'm f**ked if I was gonna stay in touch with anyone I went to school with.

O.A.P · 05-04-2012 12:07AM

We were sopposed to be different and we all were, some of our teachers were far from sane though.

recylingbin · 05-04-2012 12:08AM

Trash Ninja wrote: »

Which one is less weird?

Toes instead of fingers.

leggo · 05-04-2012 12:08AM

I love when the underdog, odd kids get their revenge. I remember one bloke who everyone just assumed was weird: he had a strange, drawn out accent, wore strange clothes (you'd imagine him going home at 15 years of age then slipping into a velvet dressing gown and smoking a bubble pipe) and just gave off a general strange vibe that nobody quite got.

Then in the Leaving Cert he ended up asking for more pages every day and flying through exams quicker than everyone else. It quickly became apparent that his 'oddness' appeared to be genius at work. Can't remember the exact points he got but it was basically the highest in the year iirc. I'd hazard a guess to say he's doing quite well for himself now.

It was at that exact moment that the idiots who actually thought it was cool to be dumb realised that they'd already ****ed up their lives beyond repair.

mardybumbum · 05-04-2012 12:09AM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

michael 'the panda' kelly was a year ahead of me in school. i kind of knew him years ago. he must have lived on sugar because he was always as high as a kite

we all know how he ended up

Diabetes?

Trash Ninja · 05-04-2012 12:10AM

recylingbin wrote: »

Toes instead of fingers.

That's a given in my family. The toes for earlobes are pretty neat.

admiralofthefleet · 05-04-2012 12:12AM

mardybumbum wrote: »

Diabetes?

lead poisoning

starviewadams · 05-04-2012 12:12AM

Haven't kept in touch with many of them because the majority that I went to school with were pure scumbags.I know through reading the paper that three are in prison (1 for rape,one for posession of €2m worth of heroin and one for armed robbery) and five are dead thanks to overdoses, or by doing stupid **** when they were off their heads on drugs.

sunflower27 · 05-04-2012 12:14AM

Trash Ninja wrote: »

That's a given in my family. The toes for earlobes are pretty neat.

:D:D

Weird hoors you went to school with and how they ended up.

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