pissing outside (not the weather)

davet82 · 04-04-2012 11:46AM #1

your bursting to go for a piddle, nowhere will let you use their facilities unless you are a paying customer, is it ok to pee outside? should you be fined if your bursting and ya go against a tree or down a lane?

witnessed two extreme cases last week -

1)Walking through Dublin city centre around lunch time i came across two incidents of women going for a slash on a footpath, the first was a well dressed women with her boyfriend, rubber drunk (at 1pm i wouldnt mind, on a wednesday) and decided to pull her jeans down and go for a piss on the footpath beside a bin on dame street in full view of everyone, the tourists on the double decker bus got a great view.

2)About 15 minutes later walking down fleet street, a drunk possibly homeless women drops her bags and pisses right outside the tesco on fleet street, another photo oppertunity for the tourists...

i dont know how true this is but i was told in Holland if ya gotta go, well ya can, anywhere... so would ya?

smash · 04-04-2012 11:49AM

Turned a corner last week at 2pm to be faced with some fat skanger half way pulling up her knickers with a trail of pee underneath her. I saw everything

wouldn't have minded if she was hot.

Seachmall · 04-04-2012 11:49AM

Not in the middle of the day on a busy street whilst sober.

I like Holland's approach with the public urinals though, great idea.

frag420 · 04-04-2012 11:51AM

Seachmall wrote: »

Not in the middle of the day on a busy street whilst sober.

I like Holland's approach with the public urinals though, great idea.

I hate it as the streets smell of piss over there. Ruined my buzz!!

More public toilets with someone to hand out aftershave, toiletries I say. Even drunk skangers deserve to not smell of their own piss and vomit!

chin_grin · 04-04-2012 11:52AM

Extreme? Visiting Oslo for the first time a while ago my OH and I get off the bus and start walking to our hotel. Then suddenly on a busy street corner a homeless woman drops cacks and proceeds to do her best impression of a chocolate syrup bottle. Absolutely no f*cks were given as she just stood there. Diarrhoea trickling down her legs and on to the path.

davet82 · 04-04-2012 11:53AM

chin_grin wrote: »

Extreme? Visiting Oslo for the first time a while ago my OH and I get off the bus and start walking to our hotel. Then suddenly on a busy street corner a homeless woman drops cacks and proceeds to do her best impression of a chocolate syrup bottle. Absolutely no f*cks were given as she just stood there. Diarrhoea trickling down her legs and on to the path.

:pac: ok you win

flanders1979 · 04-04-2012 11:54AM

I often piss in the garden cos I'm too lazy to go upstairs.
The grass just behind the backdoor is thriving.

mongdesade · 04-04-2012 11:56AM

chin_grin wrote: »

Extreme? Visiting Oslo for the first time a while ago my OH and I get off the bus and start walking to our hotel. Then suddenly on a busy street corner a homeless woman drops cacks and proceeds to do her best impression of a chocolate syrup bottle. Absolutely no f*cks were given as she just stood there. Diarrhoea trickling down her legs and on to the path.

"chocolate syrup bottle"

Gummy Panda · 04-04-2012 11:57AM

davet82 wrote: »

1)Walking through Dublin city centre around lunch time i came across two incidents of women going for a slash on a footpath, the first was a well dressed women with her boyfriend, rubber drunk (at 1pm i wouldnt mind, on a wednesday) and decided to pull her jeans down and go for a piss on the footpath beside a bin on dame street in full view of everyone, the tourists on the double decker bus got a great view.

You should have commented on the aesthetics of her gee

chin_grin · 04-04-2012 11:57AM

davet82 wrote: »

:pac: ok you win

Didn't know it was a competition.

But yeah, was the strangest thing I've ever witnessed. No one stopped her or approached her (and to be honest, would you!?). Just walked by pokerfaced and then laughed when we got out of crazy-earshot.

JohnMarston · 04-04-2012 12:00PM

Got no problem with it, as long as you at least try and stand or squat behind something as you do it. Its not a spectator sport

Immaculate Pasta · 04-04-2012 12:02PM

flanders1979 wrote: »

I often piss in the garden cos I'm too lazy to go upstairs.
The grass just behind the backdoor is thriving.

No wonder why Homer hates you :cool:

Sonics2k · 04-04-2012 12:04PM

chin_grin wrote: »

Extreme? Visiting Oslo for the first time a while ago my OH and I get off the bus and start walking to our hotel. Then suddenly on a busy street corner a homeless woman drops cacks and proceeds to do her best impression of a chocolate syrup bottle. Absolutely no f*cks were given as she just stood there. Diarrhoea trickling down her legs and on to the path.

I'm laughing so hard just because of the description.

CardBordWindow · 04-04-2012 12:05PM

The rule should be that if you need to go, in public, with no other options, you need to get on all fours, and piss against a lamppost or a car.
It'd make it more entertaining to see anyways!

SunnyDub1 · 04-04-2012 12:12PM

have witnessed a few incidents like that myself, its not pleasant. Men inpraticular just whipping it out and peeing where the please (not all men of course) at least with men it's a simply case of a little wiggle and its clean.

So embarrassed to admit that when I was younger and we use to drink down in the park - I (along with the group of us) use to just pee in the bushes.. Looking back now it's quite disgusting the fact that we didn't use any toilet roll so the remaining dribbles would be just left soaking in the knickers - Rotten..

CLASSY - Pmsl

Ush1 · 04-04-2012 12:12PM

chin_grin wrote: »

Extreme? Visiting Oslo for the first time a while ago my OH and I get off the bus and start walking to our hotel. Then suddenly on a busy street corner a homeless woman drops cacks and proceeds to do her best impression of a chocolate syrup bottle. Absolutely no f*cks were given as she just stood there. Diarrhoea trickling down her legs and on to the path.

Uh huh, those Scandanavians are so advanced!

When Africans do it it's just nasty though...:pac:

CardBordWindow · 04-04-2012 12:16PM

I was in Cardiff over Paddy's weekend, and was chatting to a Welsh girl in a pub. She went out for a smoke, and came back in with a disgusted face on her. She said she was chatting to an English lad, and he just started pissing into a pint glass as he was chatting to her.

AeoNGriM · 04-04-2012 12:20PM

I think it's feckin manky, although I concede that the availability of public restrooms is pretty limited. This needs to be addressed.

Stephen's Green Shopping Centre charge 20 cents to use their restrooms, which is feckin robbery but it works so why can't everywhere else charge a small fixed fee for the same privilege? The stores restroom pays for itself, the streets aren't awash with the stench of piss and one can feel relief for a very small fee.

smash · 04-04-2012 12:26PM

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Not suitable.

Seachmall · 04-04-2012 12:36PM

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saa · 04-04-2012 12:41PM

AeoNGriM wrote: »

Stephen's Green Shopping Centre charge 20 cents to use their restrooms, which is feckin robbery but it works so why can't everywhere else charge a small fixed fee for the same privilege?

Keeps the riff raff out.

No it is steep, so if you eat in the food hall there you have to pay? But I would rather there be more toilets that do charge 20 cent than having to sneak into places and some toilets are filthy, the ones in Busaras its like being in a saw movie just a really dark and manky place, everything is broken/taped up and supplies are strewn everywhere. It wasn't always like that they used to charge in and have a turnstile until I came a long and ruined it by figuring out the turnstile would move without putting money in it :pac:

Fromthetrees · 04-04-2012 12:45PM

smash wrote: »

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http://imgur.com/c20hn

:):)

ejmaztec · 04-04-2012 12:52PM

chin_grin wrote: »

Extreme? Visiting Oslo for the first time a while ago my OH and I get off the bus and start walking to our hotel. Then suddenly on a busy street corner a homeless woman drops cacks and proceeds to do her best impression of a chocolate syrup bottle. Absolutely no f*cks were given as she just stood there. Diarrhoea trickling down her legs and on to the path.

That's about Oslo as anyone can get.:(

Loomis · 04-04-2012 01:06PM

Saw an old drunk lying up a set of steps to a building before, barely conscious. He was lying partly on his side with just enough angle so that his stream hit the steps and not him, penis in hand just tucked out from his trousers.

Not the most aesthetically pleasing water feature I've ever seen.

Wattle · 04-04-2012 01:08PM

I wonder is it possible to curl a sh1t into the slit of a postbox? I reckon you'd either have to be fantastically limber or use a pair of stilts.

Lawrence1895 · 04-04-2012 01:17PM

Remember one incident at a football match in Germany. Some Sch**** 04 supporters pissing into empty plastic cups and hurling them into the stand next to their stand. Yuk :eek:

Joey the lips · 04-04-2012 01:19PM

Just dont piss into the wind wearing white or beige trousers.....

prinz · 04-04-2012 01:24PM

SunnyDub1 wrote: »

Looking back now it's quite disgusting the fact that we didn't use any toilet roll so the remaining dribbles would be just left soaking in the knickers - Rotten..
CLASSY - Pmsl

Hmm. Not sure if joke......or coincidence.

Friel · 04-04-2012 01:26PM

On a night out down a back street that's empty or in an alley is the only acceptable time imo.

ejmaztec · 04-04-2012 01:29PM

During Listowel races a few years ago, a woman who was working in an office with me, decided to go out to her car to get something, only to find a local piss-head just about to squat in front of her Golf, which was parked up an alley-way. Her screaming abuse at him must have loosened him up because he lost control and pebble-dashed the grille and front of the bonnet, before hoisting up his pants and staggering off back into the town-centre.

Peetrik · 04-04-2012 02:25PM

I was out running near the Museum Luas stop beside the park a month or so ago and came across an old timer who, bless him, had obviously been caught short and had to take a crap.

He was squatting over and had his hand between his legs, in hindsight obviously just holding his trousers or shirt out of the way but as I ran past I became fearfully certain he was crapping into his hand and was going to fling it at me as I ran past. I'm still not sure who was more traumatised.

If you gotta go you gotta go I suppose, just try be discrete about it.

pissing outside (not the weather)

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