not much to do in the country side

Logical Fallacy · 03-04-2012 01:41AM

Gordon Gecko wrote: »

You make the country sound like "Cheers", it kind of is though when I think about it: Over-rated and intensely boring.

So it's kind of like Dublin then.

In fairness, i would say 90% of the people who live in Dublin don't actually take advantage of that fact.

Snowie · 03-04-2012 01:52AM

cena wrote: »

so if you live in the country side and don't drive there really isn't much for you to do if your not into the gaa or drinking.

How do you past time by living in the country

I think you're talking threw your ass..

as a kid i had a bike... that got me to the shops my friends house were ever I needed to go, there where hay barns to go with girls

There was marajuna to smoke, magic mushrooms to pick and sell over a year once they were dry.....

You could go drinking down the field in complete knowledge that no garda or snoopy next door neighbor would appear

country life as a kid was fricken awesome city life aww ye bud what ever, country if your inventive is so much more fun :cool:

JONJO THE MISER · 03-04-2012 02:09AM

Cant beat living in the country, fresh air, no scumbags walking around, not many houses nearby, make as much noise as you want, go for walks etc etc.

mikemac1 · 03-04-2012 02:12AM

Go look at a field of lambs

It's lambing season

Bring the children, every child loves lambs
Leave the dog at home

Nothingbetter2d · 03-04-2012 12:22PM

KeithM89 wrote: »

You could count shag sheep??

fyp

Nothingbetter2d · 03-04-2012 12:23PM

efb wrote: »

internets

eircom hasn't got out there yet.

Dyr · 03-04-2012 12:30PM

I think you can shoot stuff in the countryside, you could also keep an eye on the neighbours and rally around the roads on your tractor.

Nothingbetter2d · 03-04-2012 12:31PM

Bambi wrote: »

I think you can shoot stuff in the countryside, you could also keep an eye on the neighbours and rally around the roads on your tractor.

Careful Bambi... remember what happened to your mother?

Dyr · 03-04-2012 12:31PM

red menace wrote: »

When driving, you must only raise one finger from the top of the steering wheel

Eyebrows should also be set to the elevated position during this maneuver

Dyr · 03-04-2012 12:33PM

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

Careful Bambi... remember what happened to your mother?

Remember what happened to your mother? Probably not as you weren't there when we were ridin' her like a tramore pony.

:pac:

working fool · 03-04-2012 12:39PM

If your in a nice secluded spot
With very basic chemical know how you could startup a diesel laundering plant ?

Nothingbetter2d · 03-04-2012 12:53PM

Bambi wrote: »

Remember what happened to your mother? Probably not as you weren't there when we were ridin' her like a tramore pony.

:pac:

who the fug · 03-04-2012 01:03PM

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Cant beat living in the country, fresh air, no scumbags walking around, not many houses nearby, make as much noise as you want, go for walks etc etc.

A tongue in cheek translation for ye city folk

Fresh air = Cow ****

No Scumbags around (but we won't mention the man over the hill what nicks sheep, or the OAP down the road what beats his sister black and blue)

Not many houses nearby = We be such rich farmers we did not have to sell any plots to survive (Or this is really the arsehole of the world, and nobody wants to live here

Make as much noise as you like = Nobody can hear us/Nobody notices us just like the homeless in the city

go walks etc etc. + flecking bastardign father what stuck us in the middle of the arse end of a bog and his effign walking.

hooradiation · 03-04-2012 01:04PM

cena wrote: »

so if you live in the country side and don't drive there really isn't much for you to do if your not into the gaa or drinking.

How do you past time by living in the country

Look, until you've finished your penance for whatever horrible crime has resulted in your exile to the countryside, you're not allowed to do anything but suffer.

Them's the rules.

Batsy · 03-04-2012 04:29PM

I would love to live in the British countryside, which is the best in the world.

Just imagine it: a boiling hot summers's day in the English countryside. The birds are singing and the bluebells are out. You are strolling along a country lane with fields and flowers on either side, watching the odd squirrel climbing up a tree and the odd colourful songbird landing on a hawthorn bush at the side of the lane. You turn a corner and see a gaggle of geese on their way to slaughter, honking as they walk down the road. Then you arrive at the pretty little village. The village cricket team is playing a neighbouring village's team on the pitch to the left of the road. Some of the spectators are relaxing in the little grandstands transfixed by the game. Some are wearing strawboaters, ties in the MCC colours and sunglasses. Familes are sat on the blankets at the side of the pitch eating jam butties, drinking scrumpy and sunbathing. As you walk further into the village you pass a row of stone cottages with colourful flowers in baskets hanging over their doors. Then you come to the village centre with is large war memorial with wreaths of poppies lay down beneath it. Surrounding it is a large flower bed with the village's name - BLOSSOMBY - spelled out in colourful flowers. To your right stands the village pub, The Three Wheatsheafs, with drinkers drinking English ales such as Pride of England, Jerusalem, Suffolk Springer, King Alfred's and Hobgoblin. You enter the pub and discover it is a quintessential English pub. There are old photographs of the village cricket team on the walls; 100-year-old ale bottles decorating some shelves; old farming equipment like scythes fixed to a wall. In the corner is a troop of hot and sweaty Morris Dancers dressed in all their finery, drinking bitter after entertaining the locals. You walk to the bar, order the pub's best ale, then sit outside in the beer garden, savouring the glorious sunshine.

The countryside boring? No way.

Doc Ruby · 03-04-2012 04:44PM

Batsy wrote: »

Hobgoblin

That stuff gave me a terrible dose of the clatters the last time I tried it.

hooradiation · 03-04-2012 04:48PM

Batsy wrote: »

I would love to live in the British countryside, which is the best in the world.

Just imagine it: a boiling hot summers's day in the English countryside. The birds are singing and the bluebells are out. You are strolling along a country lane with fields and flowers on either side, watching the odd squirrel climbing up a tree and the odd colourful songbird landing on a hawthorn bush at the side of the lane. You turn a corner and see a gaggle of geese on their way to slaughter, honking as they walk down the road. Then you arrive at the pretty little village. The village cricket team is playing a neighbouring village's team on the pitch to the left of the road. Some of the spectators are relaxing in the little grandstands transfixed by the game. Some are wearing strawboaters, ties in the MCC colours and sunglasses. Familes are sat on the blankets at the side of the pitch eating jam butties, drinking scrumpy and sunbathing. As you walk further into the village you pass a row of stone cottages with colourful flowers in baskets hanging over their doors. Then you come to the village centre with is large war memorial with wreaths of poppies lay down beneath it. Surrounding it is a large flower bed with the village's name - BLOSSOMBY - spelled out in colourful flowers. To your right stands the village pub, The Three Wheatsheafs, with drinkers drinking English ales such as Pride of England, Jerusalem, Suffolk Springer, King Alfred's and Hobgoblin. You enter the pub and discover it is a quintessential English pub. There are old photographs of the village cricket team on the walls; 100-year-old ale bottles decorating some shelves; old farming equipment like scythes fixed to a wall. In the corner is a troop of hot and sweaty Morris Dancers dressed in all their finery, drinking bitter after entertaining the locals. You walk to the bar, order the pub's best ale, then sit outside in the beer garden, savouring the glorious sunshine.

The countryside boring? No way.

And most importantly, no pesky foreign types.

Batsy · 03-04-2012 04:57PM

Doc Ruby wrote: »

That stuff gave me a terrible dose of the clatters the last time I tried it.

It's never done that with me. You must have a weak constitution.

Batsy · 03-04-2012 04:59PM

hooradiation wrote: »

And most importantly, no pesky foreign types.

Thankfully we don't get many of those in the countryside, although there are starting to be a few Asians moving there.

It won't be long before whole English villages, just like many areas of England's towns and cities, become Asian ghettos. When that happens the villages will be ruined and will not be worth living in.

Doc Ruby · 03-04-2012 05:01PM

Batsy wrote: »

It's never done that with me. You must have a weak constitution.

Maybe that's it. I wouldn't want to have to clean the perfect English jacks in that pub when the night is over though.

Sykk · 03-04-2012 05:19PM

Walking, hiking, shooting, fishing, socializing, running, gaa, soccer, rugby, swimming, tv, socialize, go out...

Mickey Dazzler · 03-04-2012 05:22PM

I had always assumed country folk passed the time by raping their live stock.

hooradiation · 03-04-2012 05:22PM

Batsy wrote: »

Thankfully we don't get many of those in the countryside, although there are starting to be a few Asians moving there.

It won't be long before whole English villages, just like many areas of England's towns and cities, become Asian ghettos. When that happens the villages will be ruined and will not be worth living in.

Oh god no, not them!
Not people who aren't quite like you!
Not the Asians!

This is the worst.
Close down the entire countryside. It's all over.

Gordon Gecko · 03-04-2012 06:07PM

Batsy wrote: »

Thankfully we don't get many of those in the countryside, although there are starting to be a few Asians moving there.

It won't be long before whole English villages, just like many areas of England's towns and cities, become Asian ghettos. When that happens the villages will be ruined and will not be worth living in.

Oh yes now I remember that favourite country past-time of being racist, guess that puts paid to my assertion that there is nothing to do in the countryside......

who the fug · 03-04-2012 06:08PM

Gordon Gecko wrote: »

Batsy wrote: »

Thankfully we don't get many of those in the countryside, although there are starting to be a few Asians moving there.

It won't be long before whole English villages, just like many areas of England's towns and cities, become Asian ghettos. When that happens the villages will be ruined and will not be worth living in.

Oh yes now I remember that favourite country past-time of being racist, guess that puts paid to my assertion that there is nothing to do in the countryside......

Not racist just suspicious of people who ain't blood

mikemac1 · 03-04-2012 08:03PM

Batsy wrote: »

Thankfully we don't get many of those in the countryside, although there are starting to be a few Asians moving there.

It won't be long before whole English villages, just like many areas of England's towns and cities, become Asian ghettos. When that happens the villages will be ruined and will not be worth living in.

Sure Bolton's favorite son is Amir Khan

Well he's the only famous person I know from Bolton, he represented your city well

wp_rathead · 03-04-2012 08:12PM

Gordon Gecko wrote: »

Oh yes now I remember that favourite country past-time of being racist, guess that puts paid to my assertion that there is nothing to do in the countryside......

cause there is no racism in cities

Gordon Gecko · 04-04-2012 06:01PM

wprathead wrote: »

cause there is no racism in cities

Of course not, the cities are far too full of foreigners and coloured folk! :pac:

holystungun9 · 04-04-2012 07:01PM

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I had always assumed country folk passed the time by raping their live stock.

But they were asking for it!

not much to do in the country side

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