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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    RWD = rear wheel drive

    donuts = making those circles in tarmac or grass ;)

    Thanks. See I'm not up to scratch with the car lingo;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    humberklog wrote: »
    If I were you my issue with him would be that he's a lier and he's led you up the garden path. That's utter bullcrap, they wouldn't give the name out like that.

    He's not nosey, he's talking out of his arse and you believed it.

    I admit im gulabul, but he still is very nosy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 138 ✭✭ROFLcopter


    nosy people, we all know someone thats nosy.

    I have a neighbour, he sees a car or van that looks famlier, he calls the tax office with the reg number. once the woman or man replys with the owners name he hangs up. :mad:

    He couldent go a day without some sort of news. :mad:

    He ask everyone in the area where their going, when will they be back/how long they where away for, what they were doing, how much mney did they spend and what they bought. :mad:







    Awwwwww so NOSY!:mad:

    So my quistion is, do you know any nosy people?? whats your experience with the nosy clan.

    funny stories welcome. :D



    I used to have this problem until I built a house away from the rest of the "civilians"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Ya I hate nosy people. Especially when you meet someone after a while and they barrage you with questions. Then you ask them anything and it's some non-committal reply. It's insulting!
    Living in the country there are those that stare out their windows too. They have to know who's car just passed on down the road or who went for a walk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    don't worry :p so are you going with the piss option or the donuts?? :pac:

    Maybe a combo of both...piss on her donuts?:P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,271 ✭✭✭✭johngalway


    I cant lie. :o

    Think up something good for them and let them make an arse of themselves retelling it to someone else, you'll get used to it :D

    My sister was going to London yearssssssssss ago and this particularly nosey old git was sitting across from our house at an ungodly hour simply just to watch. She took exception to this, she was emigrating not putting on a show. So she turned to the parents in the doorway and loudly asked "Do ye think it's showing yet?", then looked all upset and jumped into the car :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    ziggy23 wrote: »
    Maybe a combo of both...piss on her donuts?:P

    :pac::pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist


    nosy people, we all know someone thats nosy.

    So my quistion is, do you know any nosy people?? whats your experience with the nosy clan.

    They sit in restaurants and get offended by mothers breastfeeding their babies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 329 ✭✭samina


    I know a nosey ole bag and it's rubbed off on her children. They stand around to watch what your taking out of your car, ask who people are that are coming and going. Sometimes I tell them to mind their own business but when I have nothing better to do I wind them up and wait to see how long it takes for the story to come back to me :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    johngalway wrote: »
    Think up something good for them and let them make an arse of themselves retelling it to someone else, you'll get used to it :D

    My sister was going to London yearssssssssss ago and this particularly nosey old git was sitting across from our house at an ungodly hour simply just to watch. She took exception to this, she was emigrating not putting on a show. So she turned to the parents in the doorway and loudly asked "Do ye think it's showing yet?", then looked all upset and jumped into the car :pac:

    oh dear, that was good.

    there is this old couple in colooney that lives across the road from a friend of mine. they go out and sit in there car with their packed luch and flask of tea. they take everything in.

    one day my friend and I got fake blood and he dads bee bee gun. My friend shot me with it as I walked passed the car. I fell to the ground and covered myself in fake blood. they nearly had a heart attack. :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    nosy people, we all know someone thats nosy.

    He couldent go a day without some sort of news. :mad:

    He ask everyone in the area where their going, when will they be back/how long they where away for, what they were doing, how much mney did they spend and what they bought. :mad:

    Awwwwww so NOSY!:mad:

    So my quistion is, do you know any nosy people?? whats your experience with the nosy clan.

    funny stories welcome. :D

    Are you Chinese?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    Are you Chinese?

    :D No im not, that was to express my anger towards nosy people. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    I think there should be more nosey people about. Whilst passing a bus stop I noticed that the three people there were on their Androids totally oblivious as to what was going on around them. I thought to myself "do you know what, if a bank robbery or murder took place in front of them they would be useless in the investigation cos they would not have noticed a thing". Its amazing how things have changed and them with video cameras that they could tape the crime but no; probably too busy updating FB instead of updating the FBI.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,271 ✭✭✭✭johngalway


    probably too busy updating FB instead of updating the FBI.

    http://www.facebook.com/FBI?ref=ts

    Ah, assumptions :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    I never had anything interesting enough to find out about :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Cool thread now tell me what ye all had for dinner and when ye went to the toilet last :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Cool thread now tell me what ye all had for dinner and when ye went to the toilet last :)

    Well I made a roasted pepper wrap but I think it was gone bad but then I thought ah its only a pepper and I thought to myself can you actually get sick from a pepper omg lolz! So anyway I sliced its up and I was thinking wow am I doing this wrong because you know the way theres a right way to cut an apple or an orange like no one ever shows you how to cut a pepper, and then when I was putting it in the grill I thought to myself wow this doesnt actually need oil or anything!!! to cook its like weird because its a plant and thats it because usually when I eat food its like in a plastic wrapper but then again this was in a plastic wrapper so I supposed its like almost processed omg lol. So I went to the loo earlier and I thought ew I think I can smell sewage and then I thought well duuuuh its a bathroom, and I noticed how cluttered the tiny room had become because I haven't done my washing in ages and hey isn't it weird how if you have a flat and the bathroom is at the front of the flat then its lioke one wall between your bathroom and someone elses room and the hall where anyone could be EVEN A RAPIST! but thats okay because theyre usually outside anyway, but thats okay because I dont go outside much especially not on the grass BECAUSE A DOG COULD HAVE PISSED THERE!

    ..you were saying?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 58 ✭✭Mouldy Mary


    I am retired and live in an apartment block. Some of the neighbours can tell so much about everybody else it is unreal. When the last time their mother visited to the name of the carpet fitter who put down what grade of carpet in which room. I honestly have no idea how they get their information.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,224 ✭✭✭Walkman


    johngalway wrote: »
    ne day my friend and I got fake blood and he dads bee bee gun. My friend shot me with it as I walked passed the car. I fell to the ground and covered myself in fake blood. they nearly had a heart attack. :pac:

    I think that's a lie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Saa what colour was the pepper :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭knowit12


    ziggy23 wrote: »
    I live down a quiet cul de sac and they are unreal for the nosiness. One aul one across the road stands at her window ALL day checking who's going in and out of their houses. I'm just learning to drive and when she sees me getting into my car she comes out of her house and stands at her gate staring at me:mad: Makes me really nervous. I would love to just lie in my front garden naked some day and see what they'd do (prob all have heart attacks nosy feckers)


    That would annoy the crap out of me.
    Next time she does for the crack say " oh do you need a lift or something" or else sit in your car and stare at her until she stops staring - she might get the point then :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭Fiona


    I work with a woman like this, she wants to know everything about you but she will never tell you anything about herself when you ask.

    We only found out the other day she is engaged and has her wedding booked for the end of the summer :eek:

    It's gotten to the stage now where we all just don't speak until she has gone to lunch as the intense questioning you get from her is just head wrecking.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    mrs crilly wrote: »
    I work with a woman like this, she wants to know everything about you but she will never tell you anything about herself when you ask.

    We only found out the other day she is engaged and has her wedding booked for the end of the summer :eek:

    It's gotten to the stage now where we all just don't speak until she has gone to lunch as the intense questioning you get from her is just head wrecking.

    Is she fit?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,448 ✭✭✭Fiona


    Is she fit?

    Nope she reminds me of that character in emmerdale that wears the hat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    mrs crilly wrote: »
    Nope she reminds me of that character in emmerdale that wears the hat.

    Edna Birch? :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    If someone is being particularly nosey I usually use this chestnut:

    "My Grandfather lived to 94 years of age. He drank & smoked right up to when he passed away...Do you want to know how he survived to such a ripe old age?"
    He minded his own fuppin' business. :mad:


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