If you could know one thing, what would it be?

Wibbs · 23-03-2012 10:43AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Is it true that Asian woman have slanty pussy?

No. That'll be 5 quid to my paypal account.

ha ha hello wrote: »

When is the next mass-extinction event going to happen on earth

Apparently according to some it's happening as we speak. More species are dying out because of human interference than at any time in the last few million years.

poisonated · 23-03-2012 10:46AM

I would like to know what the next big thing will be. As in what would be the best thing to invest in. Something which will make me a lot of money.

Duggy747 · 23-03-2012 10:48AM

Why am I so handsome

*flexes arm and kisses muscle*

dark crystal · 23-03-2012 10:50AM

I'd love to know WTF goes on in the Bermuda Triangle and what happened to all the ships and aircraft that have mysteriously disappeared from the area.

MonkeyTennis · 23-03-2012 10:54AM

Id like to know when women are in the mood for dancing/romancing

ha ha hello · 23-03-2012 10:58AM

Wibbs wrote: »

Apparently according to some it's happening as we speak. More species are dying out because of human interference than at any time in the last few million years.

We really are f'cukers us humans! I'd just like for humanity to be able to store away all it's accumulated knowledge in some bunker somewhere with a sample of 100,000 carefully selected people from around the world, for when something like a meteorite is destined to hit the earth- it could prove difficult re-accumulating that knowledge without the luxury of cheap energy (oil) available to us a second time around.

FatherLen · 23-03-2012 11:11AM

how many poos i have taken.

Thepoet85 · 23-03-2012 11:15AM

Why are rocks all different sizes?

ShadowHearth · 23-03-2012 11:17AM

I would love to know where are my fecking socks all the time! There deffenetly some sort of portal which steals them!

SEPT 23 1989 · 23-03-2012 11:22AM

I could die in peace knowing how

they get the figs into the fig rolls

mawk · 23-03-2012 11:27AM

im invisible wrote: »

I don't believe you, whats the speed of light? 300000000 (ish ?) meters per... what?

thats actually a wild misinterpretation to help us three dimensional types comprehend.

its complicated and I'm typing on a phone but short version:

the speed of light is in fact a conversion factor, not a unit in its own right. time and distance can be measured in the same units , I.e terms of distance. we just decided years ago to use different units when we didn't know better. a good analogy would be if we always used meters for measuring width and feet for measuring length. its the same, measuring the same thing in two directions but using different units. if we did that lots of equations would start throwing up this weird constant of about 3.

we wouldn't call this the speed of width because its easy to comprehend the similarities between length and width, but time is exactly the same.

you can be perfectly correct in saying you had to wait for thousands of miles for the bus to come.

mawk · 23-03-2012 11:30AM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

I could die in peace knowing how

they get the figs into the fig rolls

thats called co-extrusion.

a narrow pipe inside a wider pipe. the narrow one squirting figs, the bigger one squirting dough. they probably come out round and then a machine cuts and stamps them to shape

mawk · 23-03-2012 11:31AM

anyone else while I'm at it?

clintondaly · 23-03-2012 11:32AM

Where is wally and whats a tracker mortgage

ash23 · 23-03-2012 11:35AM

What will I be when I grow up?

El Guapo! · 23-03-2012 11:37AM

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Deus Ex Machina · 23-03-2012 11:38AM

TEMPLAR KNIGHT wrote: »

I'd like to know what a tracker mortgage is....or how they get the figs into the fig rolls

Ah Christ let it die will you.

wfdrun · 23-03-2012 11:53AM

mawk wrote: »

thats actually a wild misinterpretation to help us three dimensional types comprehend.

its complicated and I'm typing on a phone but short version:

the speed of light is in fact a conversion factor, not a unit in its own right. time and distance can be measured in the same units , I.e terms of distance. we just decided years ago to use different units when we didn't know better. a good analogy would be if we always used meters for measuring width and feet for measuring length. its the same, measuring the same thing in two directions but using different units. if we did that lots of equations would start throwing up this weird constant of about 3.

we wouldn't call this the speed of width because its easy to comprehend the similarities between length and width, but time is exactly the same.

you can be perfectly correct in saying you had to wait for thousands of miles for the bus to come.

i thought i was following above explanation but hamster fell off the wheel & now theres just tumbleweeds!!

Jen Pigs Fly · 23-03-2012 12:12PM

mawk wrote: »

thats actually a wild misinterpretation to help us three dimensional types comprehend.

its complicated and I'm typing on a phone but short version:

the speed of light is in fact a conversion factor, not a unit in its own right. time and distance can be measured in the same units , I.e terms of distance. we just decided years ago to use different units when we didn't know better. a good analogy would be if we always used meters for measuring width and feet for measuring length. its the same, measuring the same thing in two directions but using different units. if we did that lots of equations would start throwing up this weird constant of about 3.

we wouldn't call this the speed of width because its easy to comprehend the similarities between length and width, but time is exactly the same.

you can be perfectly correct in saying you had to wait for thousands of miles for the bus to come.

Ficheall · 23-03-2012 12:45PM

ColeTrain wrote: »

Aliens. Cards on the table. Do they exist and are they coming over and if so when..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPl10L40pBM

Kolido · 23-03-2012 12:57PM

What happened to mystery?

beco2010 · 23-03-2012 12:58PM

id like to know why we were lied to about gingers going extinct, cos i see more and more every day, soon we will be infested

I only joke about the infested bit

Plazaman · 23-03-2012 01:07PM

Who came up with names for colours? Was it like a group sitting around a table with all the colours in front of them.

Leader : Come on lads we need names for these. Try this one...
Mr A : Griffinite
Mr B : Goulash
Mr A : Grenada
Mr B : Green
Mr A : Genitals
Leader : Whoa, whoa, go back one.
Mr B : Green ?
Leader : Perfect Green it is. Now try this one...
Mr A : Yehellooo! What the fúck is that, that's bright...
Leader : Perfect, yellow it is.....

The King of Moo · 23-03-2012 01:17PM

What was The Bloop, an unidentified sound recorded underwater that's louder than any recorded animal sound.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBN56wL35IQ

J K · 23-03-2012 01:21PM

The etymological root of the word colour was an object or something that had or was that colour.
Also they have some figs and they rap some pastry or dough around it...wheres the mystery?

J. Marston · 23-03-2012 02:48PM

latenia wrote: »

I look forward to reading your unified field theory...

It's in the pipeline.

If you could know one thing, what would it be?

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