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Hitchhikers - are they all ax-murderingly crazy - or just misunderstood

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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,506 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I've hitchhiked over 1000km on a few occasions but just standing on the side of the road hoping is a mug's game. Go to petrol stations and ask people politely and you'll have much more luck.

    I did see a guy hitching the other day, though, with a piece of cardboard saying: HisDestination, €10 which I thought was decent.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Cú Giobach


    hondasam wrote: »
    It's rare you see people hitching now, odd few. I have done it myself long time ago and I have picked people up, I would judge them by what they are wearing and think ya there are ok.
    You'd probably end up picking up Jeffrey Dahmer, and leaving Jesus standing. :D


    I used to love hitching around the country for fun, it was a brilliant way of meeting people and getting to know areas, every journey was one big adventure.
    Ah..... memories of the queues and etiquette surrounding it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You'd probably end up picking up Jeffrey Dahmer, and leaving Jesus standing. :D


    I used to love hitching around the country for fun, it was a brilliant way of meeting people and getting to know areas, every journey was one big adventure.
    Ah..... memories of the queues and etiquette surrounding it.

    He only killed boys, I'm a girl I would be safe.
    The etiquette LOL brings back memories, first in queue got first lift unless you knew someone and they passed the first person and carried you.:D
    I would not have the nerve to do it now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Cú Giobach


    hondasam wrote: »
    He only killed boys, I'm a girl I would be safe.
    The etiquette LOL brings back memories, first in queue got first lift unless you knew someone and they passed the first person and carried you.:D
    I would not have the nerve to do it now.
    Some drivers pick people up because they have a rucksack and because I always had one on my trips (and a sign) often I'd get picked up from the back of the queue (they probably thought I was foreign and exotic, only to be greeted with a hows it going boy), I can still see the withering looks on the faces of the students and non-rucksacky people further up, as I settled into my comfy seat accelerating past them. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭cartell_best


    The last time I hitched (where I come from its called thumbed) a lift was from Clonmel to New Ross (a good few years ago). A van gave me a lift and in it were 2 (what looked like builders). They had hot whisky diluted with water in a large plastic bottle. By the time we reached New Ross I was in oblivion. Seriously messed up but haven't forgotten it to this day. It still brings a smile to my face.

    Nowadays, I seldom pick up hitchhikers just in case, because what comes across my mind is if I have an accident or they "trip" gettiung out of the car, I'll have an insurance claim against me straight away.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,678 ✭✭✭I Heart Internet


    Thanks for the stories.

    So the question is - should I give a lift to the next hitchhiker I see??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    seamus wrote: »
    Well you know that if someone is hitchhiking that they're going to be a little bit odd. Because you have to be an odd person to stand at the side of the road begging for a lift.

    They're not always odd, sometimes they're just tourists on holiday and want some free transport. I've picked up a few before (all female and obviously tourists)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    I used to hitch hike a lot as a teen (14/15) up until around age 23 i had a few oddballs pick me up but nothing serious ever happened. It was my only means of travel as buses were few and far between.

    I have never picked up a hitch hiker and i feel guilty passing them, i wont pick up scruffy dressed people or men, i would pick up a well dressed woman or a well dressed teen (male or female) if the kids arent in the car with me. Never seem to pass one though.

    Im female.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,952 ✭✭✭Lando Griffin


    I used to hitch hike a lot as a teen (14/15) up until around age 23 i had a few oddballs pick me up but nothing serious ever happened. It was my only means of travel as buses were few and far between.

    I have never picked up a hitch hiker and i feel guilty passing them, i wont pick up scruffy dressed people or men, i would pick up a well dressed woman or a well dressed teen (male or female) if the kids arent in the car with me. Never seem to pass one though.

    Im female.

    Thats the typical Celtic tiger attitude that has us where we are today. The better dressed probably can afford to take a bus, but it a lifestyle choice they make by hitching, thereby taking valuable hitching position form some low life badly dressed bum whose lifestyle has been imposed on him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,128 ✭✭✭cynder


    Thats the typical Celtic tiger attitude that has us where we are today. The better dressed probably can afford to take a bus, but it a lifestyle choice they make by hitching, thereby taking valuable hitching position form some low life badly dressed bum whose lifestyle has been imposed on him.

    No, I always dressed smart, be it dunnes clothes or whatever, I would never dress scruffy. I would never pick up a scruffy person. My dad wasn't the neatest guy but always made an effort if hitch hiking and he passed that on to us kids. You won't get a lift if you look like a tramp.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    I hitch-hiked all over Europe in the 1960s and met some very nice people, never weirdos.:)

    Later in life, when I had a car of my own and drove all over Ireland, I usually stopped for hitch-hikers unless they were utterly weird-looking, and never had any experience worse that a student bumming a fag off me. However, I once stopped for a woman just outside Kildare town and she almost immediately started asking me if I had "any dosh" and wanted a bit of fun. Turned out she was "Diesel Annie", a well-known ride who mainly sold her services to truck drivers. I told her no, stopped and let her out. Otherwise, I never regretted giving people a lift. What goes round comes round.:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 524 ✭✭✭b.harte


    I used to hitch from Newlands cross to Cork a lot in the early 90's to safe my money for drink & stuff. I was on apprentice wages of about £45 and the train fair was about £20 so that was a no-no. I used to have a sign "New-York (OR CORK)" can't ever remember not getting a lift.
    A few times I didn't get a lift all the way but ended up somewhere along the way. The old turnpike turn-off a Thurles was a hole of a place to get a lift from, just got trolleyed in the pub there instead before trying when the traffic calmed.
    I met some interesting people, I was even seconded into being entertainment for two kids in the back seat of a car so the parents up front didn't have to deal with it, got an ice-cream for my troubles :):)
    The best bit was all the alternative routes to Cork while the various bypasses were being built, when I eventually got a car I knew all the roads to dodge traffic, check points etc. Still prefer to use the older routes.
    Nicest ice-cream ever was in a place in Stradbally, wouldn't have found that without hitching.

    My car's engine blew up in Australia miles from anywhere, I had to hitch back to Sydney with all my belongings, including surfboard. The same weekend that Peter Falconio "went missing", not too many people keen on stopping. Eventually got a lift from an english couple in a vintage peugeot, fierce nice. Dropped me in Ghetto Central for a train connection.

    I also picked up a hitch-hiker in North Arizona. I was driving back to Phoenix from Las-Vegas on my own. He was in a little town in the middle of nowhere. Told me his buddy and himself won some money on horses and were going to Vegas, got caught speeding and the buddy had a few outstandings so he got arrested and car impounded, leaving the other lad stuck.
    Not sure if it was true, don't care, he was a nice enough lad. Dropped him off and he told me about all the party spots around the collages. Told me the name of a collage hotspot in Tempe, went there with some others from Work that weekend, great nights.

    Worst ever was a buddy and me getting a lift from Newbridge to Dublin with a french lad, who when spotting a garage on the RIGHT HAND SIDE of the (then) carriageway, turned across the median break into oncoming lane, thank fcuk there was no traffic.

    So not all psychos.

    And yes, I have noticed lately that there are a lot of people hitching, what ever the reason. I've a people carrier now with permanent child seats so only have the front seat. No one uses signs any more either.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,062 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    Peetrik wrote: »
    It was a very common practise where I grew up. I lived 4 miles from the bus stop and it being Ireland, chances were it would be raining. I would regularly hitch to the bus stop and when I got old enough to drive I would regularly give lifts to other hitchhikers I saw.

    As was said though, it was usually from other locals who recognised me, worst thing that every happened to me was a twenty minuite lecture on letting Jesus into my life... ugh.

    4 miles took 20 minutes, wtf was he driving?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,590 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    People seem much happier to give lifts to hitchhikers in the countryside. Not so much around the big towns or cities...

    Picking up hitch-hikers in a city would be a huge no-no. If you did then the only people you should fear would be the taxi drivers complaing about you taking away their business.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,636 ✭✭✭dotsman




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭R P McMurphy


    In a moment of madness a while back I gave a lift to someone as it was raining, what a mistake, coughing and sneezing all the way. Thought he was gonna give me the pox


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,490 ✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Collie D wrote: »
    Picking up hitch-hikers in a city would be a huge no-no. If you did then the only people you should fear would be the taxi drivers complaing about you taking away their business.

    I didn't mean in a city, I meant that the closer you are to a main town or city, the less likely cars are to pick up hitchhikers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I didn't mean in a city, I meant that the closer you are to a main town or city, the less likely cars are to pick up hitchhikers

    You will usually see them on the outskirts or the city or town hitching out of the city obviously.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,813 ✭✭✭TPD


    The last and first and only time I've hitched, me and a couple of friends were going about 30km to a friends house. Ended up in the car with a guy with a very scarred and disfigured face, with satsuma oranges strewn all about the floor and a very orangey scent. He was telling us about how he recently came back from London, and having just seen a Tommy Tiernan sketch describing a vaguely similar occurrence, we named him 'Oranges from London'.

    Think he got in a bit of bother a few years later, after a spell in the local council, for keeping or hiring illegal immigrants, or something similar.

    I don't drive (yet), but I'd imagine I'd pick up the odd hot or interesting looking hitchhiker :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,083 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    Because my mam didn't drive and my dad worked all the hours that he could my childhood was spent thumbing. If I or one of my sibings was sick and they couldn't afford the bus we would be standing out hoping that someone would come on to take us to the doctor and the same coming home. And this was the 90's, most of the time someone we knew would come on and pick us up. Other than that it was usually business men that were travelling and seemed to like someone to chat to even just for a few minutes.

    I pick up people I know not a bother. I don't pick up strangers because A: I am a girl, and B: if there was an accident I wouldn't like some stranger taking me to the cleaners for a sore neck. It's mostly B that stops me from picking them up.

    I have noticed a lot more people thumbing recently, I feel for them, as I know what it is like to be that broke that you can afford the price of a bus ticket. I would never look down on someone for thumbing, sure there are some weirdos, but most of the time its just someone down on their luck or generally struggling.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    I hitched a fair few lifts in the late 80s / early 90s. Never a problem.

    Hitch-hikers were often warned about ax-murderingly crazy motorists too so it goes both ways.

    Last year my car wouldn't start one morning so I set off to walk into town (20 minutes) to catch the bus to work. It started lashing rain so I stuck out my thumb. About 25 or 30 cars passed. Not one would pick me up. I was pretty unimpressed by that.


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