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Funny sentences in documentaries/movies

  • 15-03-2012 09:24PM
    #1
    Roadtrippin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 350 ✭✭


    Just watching a documentary on BBC 2 on Madagascar and very cute (and unfortunately endangered) lemurs.

    The main guy presenting the show is a bit annoying but he just came out with a funny sentence:

    "It isn't the best feeling in the world to have lemur pee in your face but you know it's all prescious. Poo is prescious" Hahahaha. :D And he was being serious.

    I'm such a child for laughing at this but don't care.

    Anyone else want to share funny lines from documentaries/movies?


Comments

  • #2
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    They're rarely noted for their comedic value.


  • #3
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    One that I always think of is one from a book on John Lennon I read a few years ago, talking about The Beatles arrival in America:
    In commercial terms, America was like a courtesan lying back on a couch and murmuring 'Take me.'


  • #4
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    Roadtrippin wrote: »
    "It isn't the best feeling in the world to have lemur pee in your face but you know it's all prescious. Poo is prescious" Hahahaha. :D And he was being serious.

    Didn't there used to be a meme in this forum about pissing in people's faces or something?


  • #5
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    I loves me pink perjarmers!


  • #6
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »
    Didn't there used to be a meme in this forum about pissing in people's faces or something?


    Blast it with a lemur


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  • #7
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    Blast it with a lemur

    Ah yes! That's the one! Never gets old :D


  • #8
    Roadtrippin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 350 ✭✭Roadtrippin


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    They're rarely noted for their comedic value.

    This is why I said documentaries and movies... Any ideas?

    One of my favourite movies for funny sentences is Easy A

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1282140/quotes

    Two of my favourites:

    Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
    Olive: Tom Cruise?

    ----

    Rosemary: Not to mention how have you been dressing this past few day. No judgement, but you kind of look like striper
    Olive Penderghast: Mom!
    Dill: [to Olive] A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes.


  • #9
    Roadtrippin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 350 ✭✭Roadtrippin


    Oh, and anyone a fan of the Monthy Python films? The Life of Brian has got to be one of the best for funny sentences...

    Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
    Brian's mother: Stop thinking about sex!
    Brian: I wasn't!
    Brian's mother: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"


  • #10
    3hn2givr7mx1sc
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    Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »
    Ah yes! That's the one! Never gets old :D
    It does. It really, really does.


  • #11
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    If this thread was a documentary it wouldn't be very funny.


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  • #12
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    "Well, I have to admit that things are really starting to look up for me since my life turned to sh!t." - Steve Buscemi.


  • #13
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    "Contrary to the Darwinian theory of evolution..."


  • #14
    Roadtrippin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 350 ✭✭Roadtrippin


    Where To wrote: »
    If this thread was a documentary it wouldn't be very funny.

    Well then, make it funny!!! NOW! :D

    And as an earlier poster pointed out... they are rarely known for their comedic value.

    So, that's why moving on to... MOVIES!


  • #15
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    The cute and cuddly Madagascar lemur's poo acts as a fertilser and plays a vital part in the upkeep of their natural habitat, so it is indeed very precious.:D


  • #16
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Why is that polar bear looking at me at licking its li . . . . . . . . . . . .


  • #17
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,478 ✭✭✭wexie


    I]Harry has just had an alien removed rectally[/I
    Dr. Allison Reed: It's over, it's over. You did great! Do you need anything? Can we get you anything?
    Harry Block: Ice cream... I'd like an ice cream please.
    Dr. Allison Reed: Okay, what flavor?
    Harry Block: It doesn't matter. It's for my ass.

    (Evolution)


  • #18
    treborflynn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭treborflynn


    Stop arguing with me your ruining the ball, you know how i love balls.


  • #19
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    "I eat sh1t like you for breakfast"

    "You eat sh1t for breakfast !"


  • #20
    Miles81
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28 ✭Miles81


    The Big Lebowsky:

    The Dude: **** sympathy! I don't need your ****in' sympathy, man, I need my ****ing johnson!
    Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?


  • #21
    Kolido
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,918 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    Dodgeball

    Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.
    Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.


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  • #22
    Darkglasses
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,527 ✭✭✭✭Darkglasses


    Many Governors of Texas have gone on to become President Bush, such as President George W. Bush, and President George Bush. (A texan odyssey, FOTC)


  • #23
    maximoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,220 ✭✭✭maximoose


    Louis Theroux' (my hero) little special on living with Chris Eubank for a little while to see what his life after boxing is like, and Louis is asking him about his lisp


    Eubank: I speak quickly then I don't remember to keep my tongue above my inner two front teeth.
    Louis: Say "She sells sea shells by the sea shore"
    Eubank: [slowly and not lisping] She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
    [Louis laughs]
    Eubank: But if I say it quickly without thinking...
    Louis: Say "Chriss Eubankss"
    Eubank: Eubank.
    Louis: "Sss"
    Eubank: There's no S on the end.
    Louis: I know, I just wanted you to hear you say it.

    Always cracks me up, Louis is comedy gold


  • #24
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,395 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    This amazing acting by Pearce Brosnan:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXcgt6l_LcA


  • #25
    Roadtrippin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 350 ✭✭Roadtrippin


    maximoose wrote: »
    Louis Theroux' (my hero) little special on living with Chris Eubank for a little while to see what his life after boxing is like, and Louis is asking him about his lisp


    Eubank: I speak quickly then I don't remember to keep my tongue above my inner two front teeth.
    Louis: Say "She sells sea shells by the sea shore"
    Eubank: [slowly and not lisping] She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
    [Louis laughs]
    Eubank: But if I say it quickly without thinking...
    Louis: Say "Chriss Eubankss"
    Eubank: Eubank.
    Louis: "Sss"
    Eubank: There's no S on the end.
    Louis: I know, I just wanted you to hear you say it.

    Always cracks me up, Louis is comedy gold

    He is hilarious, without trying :) Very entertaining documentaries because he is so hilarious!
    He sometimes comes up with the most idiotic questions and nearly gets his face punched because of it :D


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