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Does your bedroom smell of farts in the morning?

  • 14-03-2012 12:37AM
    #1
    Niggus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭


    Mine always does thanks to my turbo alimentary canal.


Comments

  • #2
    MickySticks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    In before shitstorm


  • #3
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    Light a candle.


  • #4
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Red arse alert .....


  • #5
    starch4ser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭starch4ser


    farts? some mornings it smells like something has died and is decomposing


  • #6
    Zebra3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,273 ✭✭✭✭Zebra3


    Yeah...........


    ....bloody missus. :mad:


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  • #7
    grindle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,025 ✭✭✭grindle


    Zebra3 wrote: »
    ....bloody missus. :mad:

    Smelly gee-blood?


  • #8
    TreesAreCrowd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 137 ✭✭TreesAreCrowd


    I don't tend to fart in my sleep

    But if I did, they would probably be the best farts in the world


  • #9
    philstar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭philstar


    it smells of sweaty bed clothes


  • #10
    hardCopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    TreesAreCrowd wrote: »
    I don't tend to fart in my sleep

    But if I did, they would probably be the best farts in the world

    Sometimes my sleep-farts actually wake me up


  • #11
    The_Thing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    MickySticks wrote: »
    In before shitstorm

    Out before shitstorm, surely?


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  • #12
    Washington Irving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    No.


  • #13
    puzzle factory
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 566 ✭✭✭puzzle factory


    no,just crack,from my crack pipe.


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