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Creepy People
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03-03-2012 02:13AM#1Some people can be very, very odd.
I had a customer in my shop today who began complimenting me on my face. He said it was a good face- very nice, and that he has already had a wife but he has room for one more and would really like me to join with him. The guy was about 50, with very broken english, and was completely serious.
At Christmas, I was kneeling on the floor decorating a small Christmas tree in the shop. An old man (70ish, complete with walking stick) came into the shop and approached me. He spoke in a low voice and said, word for word, 'That's what I like to see...a young girl, on her knees in front of me, begging for it.' He was not joking, not even a hint of 'only messing'- just flat out sleeze.
There's another lad who comes into the shop and walks around, picking things up and arguing with himself in the third person. Everything about him screams nutjob, and if you engage him in any way he will linger- touching the counter in a manner that reminds me of that salad fingers cartoon with the rusty spoons, throwing out strange compliments. He once told me I shouldn't be working here, that I should be lying on a beach having men in loin cloths feed me grapes
I've met many, many strange creepy people (especially since I started working in a shop) but they generally tend to be males of 40 upwards. I'll save some of the really weird ones til later, anyone else have any encounters with people that say or do things to give you the creeps?13
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Raminahobbin wrote: »Some people can be very, very odd.
I had a customer in my shop today who began complimenting me on my face. He said it was a good face- very nice, and that he has already had a wife but he has room for one more and would really like me to join with him. The guy was about 50, with very broken english, and was completely serious.
At Christmas, I was kneeling on the floor decorating a small Christmas tree in the shop. An old man (70ish, complete with walking stick) came into the shop and approached me. He spoke in a low voice and said, word for word, 'That's what I like to see...a young girl, on her knees in front of me, begging for it.' He was not joking, not even a hint of 'only messing'- just flat out sleeze.
There's another lad who comes into the shop and walks around, picking things up and arguing with himself in the third person. Everything about him screams nutjob, and if you engage him in any way he will linger- touching the counter in a manner that reminds me of that salad fingers cartoon with the rusty spoons, throwing out strange compliments. He once told me I shouldn't be working here, that I should be lying on a beach having men in loin cloths feed me grapes
I've met many, many strange creepy people (especially since I started working in a shop) but they generally tend to be males of 40 upwards. I'll save some of the really weird ones til later, anyone else have any encounters with people that say or do things to give you the creeps?
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AngryBollix wrote: »
Wait until you start seeing real weirdos
That sentence just feels unfinished without 'would you like to right now?
:mad::eek::D' at the end of it... 0 -
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Raminahobbin wrote: »Some people can be very, very odd.
I had a customer in my shop today who began complimenting me on my face. He said it was a good face- very nice, and that he has already had a wife but he has room for one more and would really like me to join with him. The guy was about 50, with very broken english, and was completely serious.
At Christmas, I was kneeling on the floor decorating a small Christmas tree in the shop. An old man (70ish, complete with walking stick) came into the shop and approached me. He spoke in a low voice and said, word for word, 'That's what I like to see...a young girl, on her knees in front of me, begging for it.' He was not joking, not even a hint of 'only messing'- just flat out sleeze.
There's another lad who comes into the shop and walks around, picking things up and arguing with himself in the third person. Everything about him screams nutjob, and if you engage him in any way he will linger- touching the counter in a manner that reminds me of that salad fingers cartoon with the rusty spoons, throwing out strange compliments. He once told me I shouldn't be working here, that I should be lying on a beach having men in loin cloths feed me grapes
I've met many, many strange creepy people (especially since I started working in a shop) but they generally tend to be males of 40 upwards. I'll save some of the really weird ones til later, anyone else have any encounters with people that say or do things to give you the creeps?
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Raminahobbin wrote: »Some people can be very, very odd.
I had a customer in my shop today who began complimenting me on my face. He said it was a good face- very nice, and that he has already had a wife but he has room for one more and would really like me to join with him. The guy was about 50, with very broken english, and was completely serious.
At Christmas, I was kneeling on the floor decorating a small Christmas tree in the shop. An old man (70ish, complete with walking stick) came into the shop and approached me. He spoke in a low voice and said, word for word, 'That's what I like to see...a young girl, on her knees in front of me, begging for it.' He was not joking, not even a hint of 'only messing'- just flat out sleeze.
There's another lad who comes into the shop and walks around, picking things up and arguing with himself in the third person. Everything about him screams nutjob, and if you engage him in any way he will linger- touching the counter in a manner that reminds me of that salad fingers cartoon with the rusty spoons, throwing out strange compliments. He once told me I shouldn't be working here, that I should be lying on a beach having men in loin cloths feed me grapes
I've met many, many strange creepy people (especially since I started working in a shop) but they generally tend to be males of 40 upwards. I'll save some of the really weird ones til later, anyone else have any encounters with people that say or do things to give you the creeps?
I feel your pain...I too am a weirdo magnet. I like to think its because I am a nice person and they sense that I will entertain their manic ravings but actually I could just be a chump who is just a little too uneasy at telling people to go fcuk themselves. As well as the sexual deviants (the tin-pot romeo with the blinding smile who persisted in his attempted romancing, despite my six-month pregnant belly and the presence of my two small children while my husband was in the jacks), I'm a particular favourite with religious zealots (no trip to town is complete without a small following of shorn and berobed chanters; my home is a regular resting point for witnesses in ill-fitting suit jackets), and the genuinely mentally ill (I once walked the entire way around a supermarket with my hand in the vice like grip of a middle-aged woman with Downs Syndrome who'd slipped her carer). Some people are simply more attractive to the misfits of society...think of it as a vocation...0
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