Anne Frank: Two Years Rent Free! (Working Title)

cloptrop · 02-03-2012 12:00PM

Honestly Sindri this is a top notch idea and something I would watch every week . It may be near impossible getting anyone to back it what with hollywood and Jesus murdering being run by the jews.
The publicity on this show would generate huge advertising money and I think they should all be cartoon balloon animals.
**** went to far with the balloons didnt I , I always **** it up with balloons.

token101 · 02-03-2012 01:22PM

Sindri wrote: »

I'm writing a sitcom set around Anne Frank and her family and the time she spent in the attic. I think that there's plenty of potential to such a concept.

She's trapped in the attic with her obnoxious brother, her perverted uncle (who has a glass eye), her oul' mad Aunt 'Elga, who has scabies, and of course the token self hating Jew (still working on this character, I'm considering making him a talking pie/or possibly a piece of bacon, or a prawn cocktail or something else that devilishly satirizes foodstuffs.)

I'm looking for advice, or ideas or any other way you may contribute positively to the concept.

I will update this thread whenever I've had a new idea or want to run something by you, but please feel free to contribute.

Sounds fairly sh*t tbh and unoriginal. But if it is sh*t and religious hatred you're after what not just scrap the idea and start making religious scat films, like Nuns with the Runs.

summerskin · 02-03-2012 01:25PM

token101 wrote: »

Sounds fairly sh*t tbh and unoriginal. But if it is sh*t and religious hatred you're after what not just scrap the idea and start making religious scat films, like Nuns with the Runs.

I want to go drinking with YOU! What fun it would be.

cloptrop · 02-03-2012 01:27PM

token101 wrote: »

Sounds fairly sh*t tbh and unoriginal. But if it is sh*t and religious hatred you're after what not just scrap the idea and start making religious scat films, like Nuns with the Runs.

I think its an awesome concept , if there was more people like you such classics like spongbob squarepants , cat dog and in the night garden never would have been made. Just films about poo.

summerskin · 02-03-2012 01:28PM

cloptrop wrote: »

I think its an awesome concept , if there was more people like you such classics like spongbob squarepants , cat dog and in the night garden never would have been made. Just films about poo.

Which would please our german leaders no end......

token101 · 02-03-2012 01:44PM

summerskin wrote: »

I want to go drinking with YOU! What fun it would be.

It is fun! We could watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia before heading out and learn about original, decent black comedy instead of rehashing WW2 stuff that has been done to death ten times over.

cloptrop · 02-03-2012 01:45PM

token101 wrote: »

It is fun! We could watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia before heading out and learn about original, decent black comedy instead of rehashing WW2 stuff that has been done to death ten times over.

I like my comedy white, or at most milky

MrStuffins · 02-03-2012 01:45PM

token101 wrote: »

It is fun! We could watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia before heading out and learn about original, decent black comedy instead of rehashing WW2 stuff that has been done to death ten times over.

Yeah, you definitely sound like a riot compared to the OP!

token101 · 02-03-2012 01:48PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Yeah, you definitely sound like a riot compared to the OP!

Cheers

Greentopia · 02-03-2012 02:09PM

Sindri wrote: »

I'm writing a sitcom set around Anne Frank and her family and the time she spent in the attic. I think that there's plenty of potential to such a concept.

She's trapped in the attic with her obnoxious brother, her perverted uncle (who has a glass eye), her oul' mad Aunt 'Elga, who has scabies, and of course the token self hating Jew (still working on this character, I'm considering making him a talking pie/or possibly a piece of bacon, or a prawn cocktail or something else that devilishly satirizes foodstuffs.)

How insensitive.

Everyone knows Jews can't eat bacon. :pac:

cloptrop · 02-03-2012 02:16PM

Greentopia wrote: »

How insensitive.

Everyone knows Jews can't eat bacon. :pac:

Thats why hed be a self hating jew

RichieC · 02-03-2012 02:20PM

The season finale would be mad grim.

John Doe1 · 02-03-2012 02:37PM

Put this as the theme tune;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhhfJTgHx58

ringadingding · 02-03-2012 02:40PM

She can See dead people and Bruce willis was dead ALL along ....

ejmaztec · 02-03-2012 02:41PM

RichieC wrote: »

The season finale would be mad grim.

Cliff-hanger....Anne Frank disguised as a human statue, and 50 million viewers wondering whether the scar-faced SS soldier will notice the small globule of sweat on her forehead.

Hande hoche! · 02-03-2012 02:47PM

ringadingding wrote: »

She can See dead people and Bruce willis was dead ALL along ....

I would pay to see Bruce Willis have a go at a Dutch accent.

Anyone · 02-03-2012 02:49PM

You could end every episode with Aunt Elga having hid something up her anus, and then at the final episode, when the attic door is finally opened, Aunt Elga is standing at the hatch goatse style and she fires the different items down at the german soldiers.

All done in an 'Allo 'Allo theme

Wattle · 02-03-2012 03:33PM

Sorry to rain on everybody's parade but check out HOPE: A TRAGEDY By Shalom Auslander. I think he got there first with the idea.

dr strangelove · 02-03-2012 03:48PM

sounds like it could be a gas - go for it

The_Thing · 02-03-2012 08:22PM

In the final episode we see the Frank's visited by a travelling salesman who, after much haggling over the price, sells them a suitcase full of baked beans.

It's only later, having ate all the beans, that we see the enormity of their mistake dawn on the Frank's as one by one they begin to belch and fart uncontrollably. They die horribly as they inhale their very own Zyklon B(ean) gas.

And as the credits begin to roll we see that the salesman was in fact Hitler himself.

lividduck · 04-03-2012 04:13PM

The_Thing wrote: »

In the final episode we see the Frank's visited by a travelling salesman who, after much haggling over the price, sells them a suitcase full of baked beans.

It's only later, having ate all the beans, that we see the enormity of their mistake dawn on the Frank's as one by one they begin to belch and fart uncontrollably. They die horribly as they inhale their very own Zyklon B(ean) gas.

And as the credits begin to roll we see that the salesman was in fact Hitler himself.

Sick!

04-03-2012 05:00PM

How about having the story of Anne Frank, but bring it into the 21st century, instead? It worked for Sherlock.

Planemo · 04-03-2012 05:08PM

The_Thing wrote: »

In the final episode we see the Frank's visited by a travelling salesman who, after much haggling over the price, sells them a suitcase full of baked beans.

It's only later, having ate all the beans, that we see the enormity of their mistake dawn on the Frank's as one by one they begin to belch and fart uncontrollably. They die horribly as they inhale their very own Zyklon B(ean) gas.

And as the credits begin to roll we see that the salesman was in fact Hitler himself.

Still not as depressing as the last episode of Dinosaurs.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 04-03-2012 06:18PM

Two words: Dirty. Protest.

Lady von Purple · 04-03-2012 07:07PM

Sindri wrote: »

Anne Frank gets a call from the Guinness Book of World Records for being the best at hide and seek in the world?

But how would they find her to tell her??

Unless the Guinness Book of World Records people are all Jewish and tapped into the ghetto network. But then you need to correspondingly make a giant corporation Nazi-ish.

Oh, wait... Disney. Problem solved!

McChubbin · 04-03-2012 07:08PM

I find your ideas intriguing and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

wilkie2006 · 05-03-2012 10:44PM

Sindri wrote: »

Ok then how about this.

Anne Frank gets a call from the Guinness Book of World Records for being the best at hide and seek in the world?

But the twist is - a la The Great Escape - that the Guinness Book people are actually those crafty Nazis...?

- "Hello, ya, zis is da Guiness Booken Recorden, ve are looking for ze longest hide und von seekens from the whole of Deutschland..."
- "Dat's me!! Yah, ve have been hiding for ages!"
- "Oooooooh, splendid. Vat is your address...?"
- "263 Prinsingracht, Amsterdam, Holland... Ah, fcuk"

Anne Frank: Two Years Rent Free! (Working Title)

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