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ENOUGH about how ****e it all is

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭bubbuz


    Jesus and I thought I was pissed off, thought I might start a thread to cheer me self up and realize that things aren't that bad...........FAIL..:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    guitarzero wrote: »
    Honestly, I couldnt care about the economy right now, f*ck that, its all the *****rs a cant stomach!

    These are my thoughts walking through town "W*nker, w*anker, w*nker, w*nker, w*nker, w*nker, w*nker, w*nker, w*nker, w*nker, give him the benefit of the dou...wait, no, w*nker, w*nker..."

    The headlines should read:


    MAJOR W*NKER CRISIS IN IRELAND[SIZE]

    I see you didn't take that Rohypnol Xanax I prescribed you. *tut tut*

    Looks like we'll have to prescribe a suppository.:eek:<(Your facial expression).

    p.s. Sorry for detailing your medial issues in public on Boards. Probs should have PM'd you, but it's a bit late for that now. Good luck with that 'Wandering Bladder'. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    three sh1t bands do not a great country make.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭guitarzero


    Sindri wrote: »
    I see you didn't take that Rohypnol Xanax I prescribed you. *tut tut*

    Looks like we'll have to prescribe a suppository.:eek:<(Your facial expression).

    p.s. Sorry for detailing your medial issues in public on Boards. Probs should have PM'd you, but it's a bit late for that now. Good luck with that 'Wandering Bladder'. ;)

    ...no punchline?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    I was wondering what must Saturday be like to the folk who insist on hating all sports regardless; Monday?!

    .. Eh but sure you'll be footie fans come June am I right. Else some fùckn curmudgeon altogether don't be the stereotypical grebo strike a balance I say


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    God save the Queen.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    guitarzero wrote: »
    ...no punchline?

    Hah?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    For me, it's the people who keep us going.

    Remember the lad who fell on the ice, he got this country through a ruff old winter.

    Lest we forget Bono, who sacrifices his own happiness to act like the biggest w@nker on the planet, just so we have somebody to direct our blame onto. If we didn't have him then families would tear themselves apart like wolves eating crisps. Instead we have a civil cup of tea and talk about his tax status and how he's really short without the big shoes on.

    A nation of heroes!

    I love this Peninsula and every right-handed person that walks on her icy footpaths.

    Also, I hate the Coronas, with or without lime.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    God save the Queen.

    ...From that horrendous fashion sense. :)


    ZING!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭guitarzero


    Sindri wrote: »
    Hah?

    No, I think that :rolleyes: was what you set out to achieve. How about we leave it where the chances are pretty high you fall under the category of my first post.


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