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The most interesting creatures on Earth...

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Chameleons. If the aliens could find them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭EGAR


    I've got many many favourites in the animal kingdom. The ones that fascinates me the most at present is the Goblin Shark.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,675 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    Ah its gotta be blue whales, the biggest mo fo's to EVER inhabit the planet, I'm constantly amazed they they live right now and are still more massive than even the biggest dinosaurs!

    I unfairly want to suggest all the big animals, but some of the small fellas are pretty epic too, ants, termites, those glow in the dark fish. There really are too many to choose when you get into it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Colossal squid. Or the coelacanth. Or the thylacine, just because it interests me.

    Or a bright orange 16 year old Irish young wan staggering over O'Connell Bridge half naked on a freezing Saturday night with that funny bendy knee walk that comes from not being able to walk in your heels. Truly evolution is a marvellous thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭EGAR


    Or a bright orange 16 year old Irish young wan staggering over O'Connell Bridge half naked on a freezing Saturday night with that funny bendy knee walk that comes from not being able to walk in your heels. Truly evolution is a marvellous thing.

    I think I spent too much time on FB tonight, I was actually looking for the *like* button... :eek:

    I am still wiping coffee off my screen after that comment by Teyla, love it!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭Br4tPr1nc3


    honeybadger.

    the most boss of all animals!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    The button beetle (so called because they have been known to live in buttons), also known as the date stone beetle. The female gives birth to a son, then has sex with him and eats him. Here's the Wikipedia page. One thing the article left out though is that the males are often born without eyes because they don't live long enough to need to see anything.

    Axolotyls can regrow their limbs. I'm sure aliens would be fascinated by that.

    The bonobo is a fascinating animal. They love sex about as much as humans do. They have sex just to say hello to each other and the males even engage in a bit of penis fencing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 608 ✭✭✭chocksaway


    Parasitic helmints! Their lifecycle depends on the host dying and being eaten so that they can occupy another host. They can cause increases in risk taking behaviour in mice ultimately leading to the mice dying and getting eaten!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    It all depends on what ET is used to.

    water bears are pretty tough


    things that fly

    perhaps coral and other organisms whose calcium carbonate shells when suubducted in ocean trenches power volcanos and perhaps plate techtonics


    in some cases you'd have to take a full ecosystem, pollenators + flowers

    flowers / grass would be interesting if they didn't have them back home , both relatively new tricks

    Plyatapus would probably not be that interesting to them , insects and plants are hairy too.

    Perhaps some of the cyanobacteria here could solve their environmental problems ? Nitrogen fixers, oxygen production, autotrophs etc.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Ravens and Crows, scary intelligent, tool users in many cases, devilish problem solvers.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Chameleons or Octopuses.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    The dog. What a faithful companion they are. They love, protect and remain faithful to you for life. No other animal comes close for love, companionship and intelligence.

    They lick their own shit and then lick you.

    Not sure who's less intelligent, dogs or their owners that believe the dogs love them for any reason other than that you feed them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    RichieC wrote: »
    Ravens and Crows, scary intelligent, tool users in many cases, devilish problem solvers.

    Never trusted the bastards after Damien Omen used them to do his diabolical deeds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee




    The Slow Lori.

    One of the most interesting animals on earth imo.


    Sadly, because of their 'cuteness' widespread abduction from their natural homes, and cruelty (to the tourist trade) is rife in Thailand.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    summerskin wrote: »
    They lick their own shit and then lick you.
    Well cats hock up pn their own paws(that they've just buried their doings with) and then "clean" themselves in their own spit and cat owners are convinced they're hyper clean so the madness kinda goes both ways.
    Not sure who's less intelligent, dogs or their owners that believe the dogs love them for any reason other than that you feed them.
    They would have love/loyalty/emotional attachment to the "pack" which means the owner and/or the family. As for intelligence dogs are like people, some are clever, some are as dumb as rocks. The clever ones can be remarkably clever. There's one in Germany IIRC that understands complex object relational concepts that test 4 year old kids.


    I'd go with the octopus too. Their brains actually extend into their legs. Pity they're not long lived. Squid are even shorter lived. Giant squid only take a couple of years to attain their huge size. As for how many arms they have? Technically they have two "legs" and 6 "arms".

    Plus one to what Capt'n Midnight wrote. It would depend on what the aliens were used to. That said I suspect any alien intelligences out there that re still organic in nature would have similar enough creatures on their world. Certain environmental niches favour certain body shapes and have done for millions of years. So Sharks, bony fish, dolphins and ichthyosaurs all have very similar overall designs in response to the environment. So under alien waves you shouldn't be surprised to find fishlike creatures. Under alien skys, bird like creatures should also be expected. If their atmosphere was particularly dense creatures may swim through it more than fly, but similar adaptations would be more likely than not I reckon.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 315 ✭✭Full.Duck


    Whales!

    They have the most sophisticated form of communication on this planet.

    If aliens came down the first thing to do would be to find the easiest way to communicate with a species. That would be the whales.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    How about this insanely cute kitten?

    Or the Star-nosed Mole, which looks like a Face-Hugger?

    Or a shaved bear?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Full.Duck wrote: »
    Whales! They have the most sophisticated form of communication on this planet

    After humans, surely?
    Duggy747 wrote: »

    Ugly bastards. The Aliens would probably go straight back home.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Well cats hock up pn their own paws(that they've just buried their doings with) and then "clean" themselves in their own spit and cat owners are convinced they're hyper clean so the madness kinda goes both ways.

    That's true but cats don't usually try to lick the faces and mouths of humans unlike dogs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Full.Duck wrote: »
    Whales!

    They have the most sophisticated form of communication on this planet.

    I thought Dolphins did? I know they're smarter than whales too.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Ugly bastards. The Aliens would probably go straight back home.

    Hmm, I guess I'd have to pull out the cutest one of them all, the Blobfish!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,408 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    EGAR wrote: »
    I've got many many favourites in the animal kingdom. The ones that fascinates me the most at present is the Goblin Shark.

    Christ, they are ugly yokes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭luckyfrank


    1 Man Bear Pig

    2 SEXUAL HARASSMENT PANDA

    3 Cock Nose


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,769 ✭✭✭Thud




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    If aliens came to Earth from far far away to investigate the three most interesting creatures which three do you think they would pick?

    Let's say humans are a given to be chosen because we can do sums, build stuff, and bake cakes.

    What about the other two creatures though? What would the aliens choose and why?

    Most humans I've seen can't do one of the above, let alone all three.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    J. Marston wrote: »
    Christ, they are ugly yokes.
    Check out the frilled shark!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭du Maurier


    Br4tPr1nc3 wrote: »
    honeybadger.

    the most boss of all animals!




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Honey Badger would chase the Aliens off because he just doesn't give a shit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭luckyfrank


    du Maurier wrote: »

    It doesnt give a **** :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    My god. We truly live in a wondrous age. Monotremes. Poisonous spikes. Eggs. What next?
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Echidnas are small, solitary mammals[4] covered with coarse hair and spines. Superficially, they resemble the anteaters of South America and other spiny mammals such as hedgehogs and porcupines. They have snouts which have the functions of both mouth and nose. Their snouts are elongated and slender. Like the platypus, they are equipped with electrosensors, but while the platypus has 40,000 electroreceptors on its bill, the long-billed echidna has only 2,000, and the short-billed echidna, which lives in a drier environment, has no more than 400 located at the tip of its snout.[5] They have very short, strong limbs with large claws, and are powerful diggers. Echidnas have a tiny mouth and a toothless jaw. The echidna feeds by tearing open soft logs, anthills and the like, and using its long, sticky tongue, which protrudes from its snout, to collect prey. The short-beaked echidna's diet consists largely of ants and termites, while the Zaglossus species typically eats worms and insect larvae.[6]

    Long-beaked echidnas have sharp, tiny spines on their tongues that help capture their prey.[6]

    Echidnas and the platypus are the only egg-laying mammals, known as monotremes. The female lays a single soft-shelled, leathery egg 22 days after mating, and deposits it directly into her pouch. Hatching takes place after ten days; the young echidna, called a puggle, then sucks milk from the pores of the two milk patches (monotremes have no nipples) and remains in the pouch for 45 to 55 days,[7] at which time it starts to develop spines. The mother digs a nursery burrow and deposits the puggle, returning every five days to suckle it until it is weaned at seven months. The average wild echidna can grow as old as 16 years.[citation needed]

    Male echidnas have a four-headed penis. During mating, the heads on one side "shut down" and do not grow in size; the other two are used to release semen into the female's two-branched reproductive tract. The heads used are swapped each time the mammal copulates.[8]

    Contrary to previous research, the echidna does enter REM sleep, but only when the ambient temperature is around 25°C (77°F). At temperatures of 15°C (59°F) and 28°C (~82°F), REM sleep is suppressed.

    Mother of God!


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