Father Ted

ChunkyLover_53 · 22-02-2012 12:09AM

'It has no eyebrows, except on Saturdays'

JerryHandbag · 22-02-2012 12:11AM

FARGO BOYLE!

(****in hell)

hollypink · 22-02-2012 12:13AM

God Ted it's nearly midday, do we have to get up so early? :-D

Fromthetrees · 22-02-2012 01:04AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8EBqxaIP8Q

EdenHazard · 22-02-2012 01:08AM

that sheep episode has a few moments that will never ever get old.

Paully D · 22-02-2012 01:52AM

"Clit Power, what does that mean? I knew a Father Clint Power once, maybe she's having a go at him'' - Father Ted

Fr D Maugire · 22-02-2012 01:12PM

Fr Jack judging the wet t-shirt competition, picks up the megaphone and in a very lusty voice;

"More water"

Ironman76 · 22-02-2012 04:26PM

Mrs Doyle " Ah go on Father, have a bun, theres cocaine in them".

Ted: "WHAT! ! "

Mrs Doyle "Oh sorry, not cocaine, what are those things called again? ?, oh yes . . . . raisins".

Think ill dig out my Fr Ted dvds and stick them on tonight. Laughing just reading some of them quotes on here

GaryIrv93 · 22-02-2012 06:49PM

America? We were just talking about that fella eh, Kurt Cobain. He was from America. Imagine blowing your head off with a shotgun, God how did he manage to survive that??

Oh Father, Pat was wondering if he could his massive tool in my box.

midlandsmissus · 22-02-2012 07:48PM

"5am - great another 8 hours sleep"

midlandsmissus · 23-02-2012 02:19AM

I can't remember the exact quote but it was something like :

"I'm used to the bright lights, the..." "You were posted in Wicklow yes?"

Wattle · 23-02-2012 02:30AM

'Someone was cured there.

No no someone was lured there'.

K-9 · 23-02-2012 03:23AM

midlandsmissus wrote: »

I can't remember the exact quote but it was something like :

"I'm used to the bright lights, the..." "You were posted in Wicklow yes?"

Might have been the "used to the big smoke?"

But was definitely Wexford, not Wicklow!

midlandsmissus · 23-02-2012 03:45AM

Found it

TED: Yes, but I must say I miss the noise and the lights and you know the whole buzz of the big city. FR HERNANDEZ: You were in Wexford, weren't you?

K-9 · 23-02-2012 03:49AM

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Found it

TED: Yes, but I must say I miss the noise and the lights and you know the whole buzz of the big city. FR HERNANDEZ: You were in Wexford, weren't you?

The voice over is class and then he speeds away in the Porsche!

midlandsmissus · 23-02-2012 03:53AM

K-9 wrote: »

The voice over is class and then he speeds away in the Porsche!

"He he he"

Translator: "He he he".

smokedeels · 23-02-2012 03:55AM

Father Purcell: Ah hello Ted, I was just telling Father Jack about the thing there last year, how did you fare with yours?

Father Ted: Er I don't know what you're....

Father Purcell: Because you know they have no morals and no respect for human life. But what they do have and no-one can deny this now, they have the finest collection of boilers in the world! And I include Canada in that!

midlandsmissus · 23-02-2012 03:57AM

"Those protestants - up to no good as usual!"

midlandsmissus · 23-02-2012 04:03AM

How did I forget my favourite episode:

"And now stand for the national anthem"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqZ8428GSrI

J. Marston · 23-02-2012 04:21AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC7s17K2uMY

''Sure I wouldn't know, I'm from Donegal.'' *Strolls away*

Love that line.

K-9 · 23-02-2012 04:28AM

midlandsmissus wrote: »

How did I forget my favourite episode:

"And now stand for the national anthem"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqZ8428GSrI

The Spin master, I think the raffle and the whistle test are the best episodes, the most even.

J. Marston wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC7s17K2uMY

''Sure I wouldn't know, I'm from Donegal.'' *Strolls away*

Love that line.

Kevin Sharkey, a blast from the 80's and "The Roxy" and RTE being cool.

Xavi6 · 23-02-2012 05:32AM

"It's only a bleeeeedin' whistle"

Capt'n Midnight · 23-02-2012 07:15PM

Niamh Conolly: The church in Ireland secretly had lots of potatoes during the famine, and they hid the potatoes in pillows and sold them abroad in potato fairs. And the Pope closed down a lot of the factories that were makin' the potatoes and turned them into prisons for children.
Father Ted: God almighty, she says that as if there's something sinister about it all! I mean, what is the problem with her?!