Embarrassing Bodies - After Hours Style

longshanks · 20-02-2012 02:14PM

I have seven legs and about two dozen fingers. Soooo embarrassing

pragmatic1 · 20-02-2012 02:33PM

Born to Die wrote: »

Knife fight?

Parotidectomy. But I tell people it was a knife fight.

Born to Die · 20-02-2012 02:39PM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Parotidectomy. But I tell people it was a knife fight.

I had to look that up, I would go with knife fight too.

cosanostra · 20-02-2012 02:49PM

I have Alcohol Induced Depression Syndrome

jester77 · 20-02-2012 03:00PM

My eyelashes are too long and area always rubbing off my shades.

On the + side, girls often comment that they would like to have lashes like mine, but I've never pulled because of them

Mickey H · 20-02-2012 08:01PM

Duggy747 wrote: »

I've blue mould on me willy

That's what I get when I play with the loaf in the house.

You know what they say Duggy: "Half a loaf is better than none".

SeaFields wrote: »

Makes it look like I'm into the kinky stuff and herself regularly whips me with a stick :eek:

Could be worse. Could be wavin pipe.

choobles · 20-02-2012 08:15PM

Not joking, I do have a third ball!

20-02-2012 08:17PM

choobles wrote: »

Not joking, I do have a third ball!

Are you related to that chick from total recall per chance?

choobles · 20-02-2012 08:19PM

Sacramento wrote: »

Are you related to that chick from total recall per chance?

Nah dude that waas me standing upside down when I shaved down there

stupidusername · 20-02-2012 08:22PM

cosanostra wrote: »

I have Alcohol Induced Depression Syndrome

I've got Asshole Induced Depression Syndrome

:pac:

frozenfrozen · 20-02-2012 08:23PM

Starting to find a few grey hairs......... But I'm 16! Be grand sure, I'll be able to get the bus for free soon if this carries on.

Archeron · 20-02-2012 08:26PM

I'm too sexy for my shirt. However I am also partially blind in one eye, so the sexy part may not be accurate.

later12 · 20-02-2012 08:29PM

I have a few lower incisors that are slightly crooked; but it doesn't keep me awake at night. I'm assured that the main reason behind my poor success with women is my dire personality:cool:

kfallon · 20-02-2012 08:30PM

I have a spot type thing that has been on jaw bone for 2 weeks now, luckily enough it's nearly gone and my stubble hides it but I can still feel it there if i rub my hand on my face.

Prob wouldn't mind me hair back too :rolleyes:

Knee has been playing up for 3 weeks now but it's been feeling ok now for the past few days

But there ya go, I'm alive, fit and healthy so i can't complain

mattjack · 20-02-2012 08:39PM

I've an Uncle who named his four son's Willy.
He's known as the man with four willy's.

padi89 · 20-02-2012 08:40PM

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Embarrassing Bodies - After Hours Style

As the title suggests let's have a laugh at your body.
What ails ya ??

Preferably rare problems that we can point & laugh at.

I'll kick this off - My body is awesome, no problem with it.
it seems to have a problem with weight but that's about it.
I can eat and eat and eat but just don't put any weight on....ever.
pretty annoying but what can ye do..................

What is embarrassing about your body ?

The likelihood is you actually eat a lot less than you think, I used to think the same about myself.

kfallon · 20-02-2012 08:40PM

mattjack wrote: »

I've an Uncle who named his four son's Willy.
He's known as the man with four willy's.

You sure he wasn't a closet homosexual? Sounds like he had willy on the brain

Gummy Panda · 20-02-2012 09:44PM

Abi wrote: »

That is not an embaressing body complaint, that is a brag.

It isn't for some guys. They struggle to put on weight and call themselves "hardgainers". He just needs some Russian Bear

phasers wrote: »

My boobs are always getting in the way when I try to make sandwiches

Mmmmm... boob sandwiches!

Dravokivich · 20-02-2012 09:45PM

stupidusername wrote: »

I've got Asshole Induced Depression Syndrome

:pac:

At least you can get some sort of relief for that.

:P

Mickey Dazzler · 20-02-2012 10:08PM

I have enormous testicles but an inverted penis. I look odd naked. I often cry myself to sleep.

Kev.OC · 21-02-2012 03:32AM

choobles wrote: »

Not joking, I do have a third ball!

About 1'30 in if you want to skip (although personally I wouldn't, great show). Also, again at 2'48

Me, well, I find it hard to put on weight. Now, I know there are people out there thinking "boastful prick" or something along those lines, but it isn't always a good thing. I spent 2 hours a day, 3 or 4 days a week for 3 months going to the gym, doing all weights, and if I put on half a stone it was as much.

paddy kerins · 21-02-2012 05:45AM

Instead of a face, I've got four arses

derfderf · 21-02-2012 08:59AM

I have werewolf syndrome from the waist to the ankles.

smash · 21-02-2012 09:34AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGvH86wfrzk

magicianz · 21-02-2012 09:47AM

I have some problems with my eyes that makes me look like i either didn't get any sleep for the last fortnight, got punched in both my eyes or that im a drug addict, while also sometimes looking like I have pink eye and constantly weeping, so I always seem to be crying

Finally going to a specialist after a few years with it and half a dozen drops :L

21-02-2012 10:38AM

I've got dry skin, acne and bunions, and for the last month or so the skin at the corners of my mouth has been dry and cracking/peeling. I talk so much I'm not sure if it's ever going to heal!

It really is infuriating though that I can't just leave the house without having to worry about what my skin is gonna do that day and trying to fix it.

saa · 21-02-2012 11:27AM

I have a few quirky things about my body but ive never felt embarrassed by them but maybe I should be ha :pac: as someone mentioned stretch marks, can't understand what's strange about them got a few on my sides thighs very top of arms since a tweenie growth spurt, and for all that I'm not even that tall.

I have little stocky hands like a boy and the nib of a pencil visible in my left palm, just stuck there. I also have large ear lobes but I'm never self conscious of them, would never get the surgery as the bottom of my ears are parallele to the bottom on my nose and the top is the same height as my eyebrow, if I made them smaller it would look strange.

smash · 21-02-2012 11:32AM

saa, you're making yourself sound like you're a mrs potato head toy

Nothingbetter2d · 21-02-2012 11:40AM

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Embarrassing Bodies - After Hours Style

As the title suggests let's have a laugh at your body.
What ails ya ??

Preferably rare problems that we can point & laugh at.

I'll kick this off - My body is awesome, no problem with it.
it seems to have a problem with weight but that's about it.
I can eat and eat and eat but just don't put any weight on....ever.
pretty annoying but what can ye do..................

What is embarrassing about your body ?

wait til you hit 40 then those belated fat rolls will suddenly appear

hairyprincess · 21-02-2012 11:41AM

hmmmm let's see, stretch marks, two toe nails with fungal infection, I'm hairy; hence the name

, and fat :mad:

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