Is it possible for a grown man to get nappy rash?

later12 · 15-02-2012 01:18AM

It is so demoralizing to be reading about another man's crotch hygiene on Valentine's night:(

Paddy Bateman · 15-02-2012 01:19AM

mikemac1 wrote: »

sudocream is your friend

No no no DEEP HEAT

Son Of A Vidic · 15-02-2012 01:22AM

Flutt is this your other account?

carfiosaoorl · 15-02-2012 01:23AM

Shower every day especially after exercising and Use caldesene powder. I swear this powder is a miracle cure for almost anything. You can find it in any chemist. I promise you instant relief:)

ArmaniJeanss · 15-02-2012 01:26AM

Cheap toilet roll could be the cause.
Move up to the more luxurious level. Buy some baby wet wipes to capture anything the dry paper is missing and to give the rusty sheriffs badge an extra gleam.

/flutt mode.

kissthesky · 15-02-2012 01:34AM

woodoo wrote: »

I'll bet your stools are sticky/mushy and you end up wiping alot to clean your arse properly.

Am feeling sick all nite and was holding in the urge to vomit but this is the trigger.Thanks OP

kissthesky · 15-02-2012 01:36AM

ArmaniJeanss wrote: »

Cheap toilet roll could be the cause.
Move up to the more luxurious level. Buy some baby wet wipes to capture anything the dry paper is missing and to give the rusty sheriffs badge an extra gleam.

/flutt mode.

Thats it.I'm off to spew for the next half hour.

empacher · 15-02-2012 01:49AM

Its called chefs arse. Get sweaty from moving around alot being in a hot room (kitchen) jocks stick to arse) jocks irritate arse. Arse rough and inflamed. Use what they use for babies talcum powder

Broads.ie · 15-02-2012 07:06PM

empacher wrote: »

Its called chefs arse. Get sweaty from moving around alot being in a hot room (kitchen) jocks stick to arse) jocks irritate arse. Arse rough and inflamed. Use what they use for babies talcum powder

That's exactly it! Thanks.

Chefs arse.

Medical condition to describe the horrific chafing of the butt cheeks caused by long hard shifts in a hot sweaty environment. Is often exacerbated by tagnuts, winnets or dangleberries . Although there is no cure for this dreadfull ailment, many chefs I know swear by cornflour, well known for its high starch content. Some shave their asses to lessen the pain, others smear vaseline between the cheeks to lessen the friction, but the real masochists slather their ass in witchhazel upon the onset of symptoms

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chefs%20arse

Raditub · 15-02-2012 07:44PM

squod wrote: »

Walk with your feet

lol!!! hahahaha! I would agree with that! Try and get back to us!:D

McChubbin · 15-02-2012 08:33PM

mikemac1 wrote: »

sudocream is your friend

I recommend a hot shower using Silcox Base followed by a generous slattering of Bempathine cream and a lollipop.

woodoo · 15-02-2012 09:28PM

Could have a touch of fungi-arse - assius mostfungist

ICANN · 15-02-2012 09:41PM

Change your underslacks regularly and dry your arshe properly after a bathe.

Fulton Crown · 16-02-2012 12:51AM

Bet you have one of those "Drop Arses"..you know ..the ones that start almost level with your back and drop almost to the back of your knees.

Flaccid would be one way of describing them but more unkind descriptions like jelly arse and rubber butt are also used.

Vaseline ..pal ..your answer is vaseline...smear well all over the tackle area and into the little runnels to the side of your sac.

Finger it well up into your arse crack...oh and wear a looser brand of underslacks(sneaky goes at wifes/GF'S thongs to be avoided).

That will see u right ...

phasers · 16-02-2012 01:40AM

don't mind these anateurs OP, a good wash, towel yourself dry thoroughly followed by talcum powder will sort you out.

Sweat/friction/pissing on yourself causes it generally, just wash more thoroughly and don't skimp on the powder.

and thus, my annual serious answer quota has been filled.

Broads.ie · 16-02-2012 04:49AM

Fulton Crown wrote: »

Bet you have one of those "Drop Arses"..you know ..the ones that start almost level with your back and drop almost to the back of your knees.

Flaccid would be one way of describing them but more unkind descriptions like jelly arse and rubber butt are also used.

Vaseline ..pal ..your answer is vaseline...smear well all over the tackle area and into the little runnels to the side of your sac.

Finger it well up into your arse crack...oh and wear a looser brand of underslacks(sneaky goes at wifes/GF'S thongs to be avoided).

That will see u right ...

Flutt?

phasers wrote: »

don't mind these anateurs OP, a good wash, towel yourself dry thoroughly followed by talcum powder will sort you out.

Sweat/friction/pissing on yourself causes it generally, just wash more thoroughly and don't skimp on the powder.

and thus, my annual serious answer quota has been filled.

I was thinking about buying a bit of talcum powder, but wouldn't that go all doughy after the first few drops of sweat?

LH Pathe · 16-02-2012 05:20AM

If yer unhappy in yer nappy make a thread

If yer unhappy in yer nappy make a thread

If yer unhappy in yer nappy and ur feelin kinda crappy...

If yer u happy in yer nappy make a thread.

LH Pathe · 16-02-2012 05:38AM

Actually .. this is fücking disgusting. you, and all your little contribumaniacs can take a jar of sudocream and shove it where the hemmhroids pine

LH Pathe · 16-02-2012 06:46AM

carfiosaoorl wrote: »

Shower every day especially after exercising and Use caldesene powder.

see, this is exactly what I mean about showering if you want to cut grease proper and remove stuff gone ceramic you need a good hot soak to shift that shît - see yourself as a dirty plate.

/soak will also have general therepeutic healing effect methinks.

beks101 · 16-02-2012 08:35AM

You sound hot OP.

16-02-2012 09:03AM

I like to rub my fingers over my gooch sores and drag them under my girlfriends nose while she sleeps.

Fulton Crown · 16-02-2012 10:50PM

Edz87 wrote: »

I like to rub my fingers over my gooch sores and drag them under my girlfriends nose while she sleeps.

Care to share any further discusting habits with us poster ?

Taking a shite under her pillow before she goes up to bed ?

Gobbing into her handbag ?

Pissing into the pockets of her fav leather jacket ?

Jizzing onto her toothbrush after using it to clean the dogshite from your trainers ?

Come on pal ...you must have some more little pecadillos...you can't shock us you know !:cool:

Is it possible for a grown man to get nappy rash?

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