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Is it possible for a grown man to get nappy rash?

  • 15-02-2012 12:15AM
    #1
    Broads.ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 400 ✭✭


    I've been doing a lot of walking recently and my hole is getting a bit crushty.


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  • #2
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    do you wear nappies?


  • #3
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    Walk with your feet


  • #4
    JustAddWater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    To get a nappy rash don't you gave to be wearing a nappy first!?

    That might just be your problem there...


  • #5
    Big Johnson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Big Johnson


    The real question is does it taste good?


  • #6
    chiurce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18 ✭chiurce


    Broads.ie wrote: »
    I've been doing a lot of walking recently and my hole is getting a bit crushty.
    Thats jock itch mate


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  • #7
    copacetic
    Subscribers Posts: 17,215 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    Learn how to wipe your arse properly and you'll be grand.


  • #8
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Einhard


    The ire and bluetacky arse. Two of the worst things than can afflict the Irish male. Slide a slice of ham down each thigh and you'll be grand in no time.


  • #9
    counterlock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,954 ✭✭✭counterlock


    Cut down on sugar in your diet you'll be grand


  • #10
    RustyNut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,427 ✭✭✭RustyNut


    chiurce wrote: »
    Thats jock itch mate


    Known as ring sting around these parts.

    Wire brush and detol for you sir :o


  • #11
    MickySticks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    How about a shower?


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  • #12
    Crann na Beatha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • #13
    tony 2 tone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,749 ✭✭✭tony 2 tone


    Sounds like troll hole to me, there is no cure. I'm so sorry.
    Yours etc.
    Dr. 2 tone.


  • #14
    Dr. Manhattan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭Dr. Manhattan


    You do that grown up baby fetish thing if you want, but don't try to pass off the consequences as a walking injury.


  • #15
    milehip1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 458 ✭✭milehip1


    try turning your skids inside out once in a while!
    or failing that, changing them altogether.


  • #16
    AnamGlas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    you could try, yano, washing?


  • #17
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Not sure about nappy rash, but there's a condition called "Yikes Willy". It's a nasty little dose, acute cases can involve something called "scalding helmet" where one's knobhead is covered with acneform eruptions and psoriasis as well as bright red Lymphomatoid papulosis about one's japper.

    Hourly ejaculations of extremely hot, malodourous pus are common, often resulting in a trail of said liquid following the infected individual, pooling about the genitals at night or rest.


  • #18
    Killer Wench
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Killer Wench


    Nappy rash sounds so weird. Diaper rash sounds much more... sophisticated.


  • #19
    sh1tstirrer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,485 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    Broads.ie wrote: »
    I've been doing a lot of walking recently and my hole is getting a bit crushty.
    Sounds like stale sh1t rash :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


  • #20
    Paddy Bateman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 178 ✭✭Paddy Bateman


    Slice a whole head of garlic in half. Insert into anus. You will be as right as rain in no time


  • #21
    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    I'll bet your stools are sticky/mushy and you end up wiping alot to clean your arse properly.


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  • #22
    counterlock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,954 ✭✭✭counterlock


    Aquila wrote: »
    why sugar?:O
    No idea but it worked for a guy I was running with. Of course when he stopped digging in it, it didnt do any harm either :)


  • #23
    Scruffles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Scruffles


    not sure exactly understand the problem,coud it be a sweaty arse crack causing chafing?
    go get a pot of sudocrem,its not just for babies or nappy rash.
    Paddy Bateman wrote: »
    Slice a whole head of garlic in half. Insert into anus. You will be as right as rain in no time
    its a recipie for cooking chicken.


  • #24
    Weylin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 272 ✭✭Weylin


    Paddy Bateman wrote: »
    Slice a whole head of garlic in half. Insert into anus. You will be as right as rain in no time

    also you could try shoving a red chilli pepper up you yer kyber and leave overnight.:D


  • #25
    Paddy Bateman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 178 ✭✭Paddy Bateman


    Scruffles wrote: »
    not sure exactly understand the problem,coud it be a sweaty arse crack causing chafing?
    go get a pot of sudocrem,its not just for babies or nappy rash.
    Paddy Bateman wrote: »
    Slice a whole head of garlic in half. Insert into anus. You will be as right as rain in no time
    its a recipie for cooking chicken.
    Have you ever seen a roast chicken with a dirty anus like the OP described ? No? Then there you go


  • #26
    Broads.ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 400 ✭✭Broads.ie


    It's also around the goochal region. I'll try shaving maybe.


  • #27
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Its called Jock Rot, just get cotton underwear.


  • #28
    Jim_Kiy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 482 ✭✭Jim_Kiy


    You need to lube up to prevent chaffing .I recommend WD40.


  • #29
    AG2R
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,325 ✭✭✭AG2R


    Sounds like an STD to me, shouldn't have taken it in the arse


  • #30
    Paddy Bateman
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 178 ✭✭Paddy Bateman


    Broads.ie wrote: »
    It's also around the goochal region. I'll try shaving maybe.
    Deep heat may help. Burn it out by god!


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  • #31
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    sudocream is your friend


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