Worlds fattest man, who's feeding him?

Skid · 13-02-2012 11:12PM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

If most people ate the same diet as this guy does they wouldn't be able to get to the same weight as him. That guy has a large number of problems however they won't be solved by a bowl of special poxy k.

Cutting out 8 hotdogs for Breakfast and replacing it with cereal would a good start to turning his life around.

Regardless of his metabolism, he is eating an obscene amount of calories.

13-02-2012 11:13PM

cereal is junk, couple of eggs would be better

southsiderosie · 13-02-2012 11:15PM

dapartement wrote: »

He should get a job from home. Something that only involves pressing 'y' , 'tab' and the 'any key'.

Littlehorny · 13-02-2012 11:21PM

I saw a documentary once about an obese woman in Scotland who was bedridden. Her carer arrived at 9am and left at 5pm, as soon as the nurse left she was on the phone to the local chinese or take away and the delivery guys would walk in the flat and go into your ones bedroom and she would pay them from her purse on the locker. As she said herself all she needed was her mobile phone!

Sam Kade · 13-02-2012 11:26PM

If the feeder had to deal with the product at the other end they might think twice on what they feed him.

Dudess · 13-02-2012 11:30PM

Skid wrote: »

dr.bollocko wrote: »

If most people ate the same diet as this guy does they wouldn't be able to get to the same weight as him. That guy has a large number of problems however they won't be solved by a bowl of special poxy k.

Cutting out 8 hotdogs for Breakfast and replacing it with cereal would a good start to turning his life around.

Regardless of his metabolism, he is eating an obscene amount of calories.

Yeah Special K is muck but it's better than what his current breakfast is - and far lower in calories. Reducing calories drastically is where he needs to start. Finely tuning his diet can follow.

mikeym · 13-02-2012 11:33PM

I heard he ate a baby

Leo Dowling · 13-02-2012 11:36PM

mikeym wrote: »

I heard he ate a baby

I heard he went to a restaurant and he ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

Jesus Wept · 13-02-2012 11:39PM

Poor guy.

Logical Fallacy · 14-02-2012 12:53AM

Dudess wrote: »

Yeah Special K is muck but it's better than what his current breakfast is - and far lower in calories. Reducing calories drastically is where he needs to start. Finely tuning his diet can follow.

Actually, people hate change, are weak and very lazy. Might as well get it right from the get go rather than having to drag their ass through a staggered group of changes and alterations.

Ally Dick · 14-02-2012 12:58AM

I saw a documentary before about a very fat man whose wife was a blimp as well, but she was thin in comparison to him. She used to get him a family bucket in KFC every day. I will never forget seeing his massive underpants in the bed covering in his own excrement. It was horrendous seeing a human being with no self esteem or pride anymore. I think I'd rather be dead than stoop to that level

JerryHandbag · 14-02-2012 12:59AM

Expect to see a TV3 documentary about him soon.

Sindri · 14-02-2012 01:00AM

Ally Dick wrote: »

I saw a documentary before about a very fat man whose wife was a blimp as well, but she was thin in comparison to him. She used to get him a family bucket in KFC every day. I will never forget seeing his massive underpants in the bed covering in his own excrement. It was horrendous seeing a human being with no self esteem or pride anymore. I think I'd rather be dead than stoop to that level

You post on an internet forum under the pseudonym Ally Dick.:pac:

TeddyTedson · 14-02-2012 01:01AM

nomnomnom, he looks tasty.

dlofnep · 14-02-2012 01:03AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4YZiKbklAE

TeddyTedson · 14-02-2012 01:04AM

To be honest though I blame the parents.

Logical Fallacy · 14-02-2012 01:05AM

dlofnep wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4YZiKbklAE

That gets posted a lot on here and i always kind of think Ricky looks a bit fat in it tbh.

membersonly · 14-02-2012 01:07AM

I wonder how heavy is Irelands fattest man/person? We surely have some world class fattys at this stage?

Might be a nice little project for one of our thousands of unemployed lard asses to go the extra mile and put us back on the map.

A metaphorical mile of course.

kfallon · 14-02-2012 01:08AM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

To be honest though I blame the parents.

Yeah shame on his mother for dying on him when he was 16, how inconsiderate :rolleyes:

kraggy · 14-02-2012 01:12AM

Why are the medical staff standing by and allowing someone to feed him crap? It defeats the purpose of them being there.

we'llallhavetea_old · 14-02-2012 01:52AM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Special K has loads of sugar in it. Skimmed milk is used to fatten up cows. If most people ate the same diet as this guy does they wouldn't be able to get to the same weight as him. That guy has a large number of problems however they won't be solved by a bowl of special poxy k.

*drops spoon*

I WILL baaate myself into THAT red dress yet, just you wait n see, a fuppin ride I'll be!!!

*munches on determinedly*

Thrill · 14-02-2012 02:11AM

JerryHandbag wrote: »

Expect to see a TV3 documentary about him soon.

Not a good idea. I heard t.v. adds 10lbs.

kylith · 14-02-2012 11:57AM

I agree to a certain extent with the OP; you see the enablers on these documentaries bawling because their child/partner is dying, and in the next shot they're bringing in wheelbarrow loads of McDonald's. Tell them they can have the burgers when they can walk to McDonald's under their own power!

Of course it's all about control. The enablers are actually terrified that if the person loses the weight they'll leave them. Keeping them fat means that they'll stay with you until they die, even if that means they die early.

bfocusd · 14-02-2012 12:33PM

I'd like to know how the initial dole claim went, he had to have been in some way self sufficient to feed himself to a point where he then couldn't work because if his weight.

Put it this way, if I was 20 stone and went into the dole and claimed I couldn't work cause my fingers were to chubby to type, do I get assistance? Then pop off home and make myself worse because it's all handed to me, without me having any financial input into my own care.

For any future claims regarding weight, they should be sent for a medical, fair enough if there is an underlying medical issue.
But if they are unable to do the basics solely because of their weight and it's developing major health issues, they should be required to reduce their weight, send people to weight watchers clubs, build up there self esteem so they want to loose weight.

It's only going to end one way unless treated, they are keeping that man alive, but in no way is he living.

up for anything · 14-02-2012 12:52PM

Temptamperu wrote: »

Yeah but its not as if he has a choice, eat what your given or dont eat. Of course he probably has a winge and whoever (hi mum probably) runs up with 8 hotdogs for his breakfast (puke)

That's right, blame the mothers! His mother died when he was 16. He did it to himself but it was her fault for dying. :rolleyes:

Nothingbetter2d · 14-02-2012 02:03PM

djk1000 wrote: »

Extract:

The article above popped up on Digg about the worlds fattest man. It got me thinking though, this guy is bedridden, why are the people around him giving him such a massive amount of food? I mean he can't go to the kitchen himself, he can't shop for himself, why isn't he handed a bowl of special K with skimmed milk for his breakfast, if he wants more he can have more just as soon as he can make it to the shops himself!

feed im water and vitamin pills only till he loses all that weight... its not as if he can get up to go feed himself anyways.

kylith · 14-02-2012 02:07PM

up for anything wrote: »

Temptamperu wrote: »

Yeah but its not as if he has a choice, eat what your given or dont eat. Of course he probably has a winge and whoever [COLOR="Red"](hi mum probably) [/COLOR]runs up with 8 hotdogs for his breakfast (puke)

That's right, blame the mothers! His mother died when he was 16. He did it to himself but it was her fault for dying. :rolleyes:

So who's feeding him now?

St.Spodo · 14-02-2012 02:19PM

I sincerely hope his carers take responsibility and stop piling hot dogs into him. No human being needs eight hot dogs every morning, he'll die. Feed him what he needs and no more, and save his life.

longshanks · 14-02-2012 02:19PM

How does this delightful young man take a dump?

Feeona · 14-02-2012 02:28PM

bfocusd wrote: »

Put it this way, if I was 20 stone and went into the dole and claimed I couldn't work cause my fingers were to chubby to type, do I get assistance?

They'll give you a typing wand (very similar to a dialling wand) and an emergency supply of mumus.

Worlds fattest man, who's feeding him?

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