Can some1 advise me before I flip and get in trouble

IrishJack89 · 09-02-2012 03:41PM #1

I'm living in a college apartment with 5 other lads. 2 of them I'm friends with, 2 of them I get along fine with, but the other one is wrecking my head. A couple months ago, I passed out on the couch and he picked me up and snapped my belt and we had a go at each other. We've been grand since but I just find him the most irritating waste of space that I have ver came across. He doesn't try to annoy but even when I look at him I get thick. He's a slob and comes across as a pure know it all and just everything he's into I personally think is crap. Rag week is coming up shortly and I'm terrified fireworks willg o off 1 of the days. Some times I want to be nice to him and get along and other times I want to strangle him. Anyone have any advice so that I can avoid conflict with him over the next few weeks?

Bannasidhe · 09-02-2012 03:43PM

IrishJack89 wrote: »

I'm living in a college apartment with 5 other lads. 2 of them I'm friends with, 2 of them I get along fine with, but the other one is wrecking my head. A couple months ago, I passed out on the couch and he picked me up and snapped my belt and we had a go at each other. We've been grand since but I just find him the most irritating waste of space that I have ver came across. He doesn't try to annoy but even when I look at him I get thick. He's a slob and comes across as a pure know it all and just everything he's into I personally think is crap. Rag week is coming up shortly and I'm terrified fireworks willg o off 1 of the days. Some times I want to be nice to him and get along and other times I want to strangle him. Anyone have any advice so that I can avoid conflict with him over the next few weeks?

Stop passing out on the sofa.

Jesus Wept · 09-02-2012 03:43PM

Kick him in the face.

phasers · 09-02-2012 03:43PM

he picked you up and snapped your belt eh?

Is that some sort of prison lingo?

My name is URL · 09-02-2012 03:45PM

Yeah he definitely sounds like a waste of space and a slob.

Kiera · 09-02-2012 03:45PM

He annoys you by just being there? You have issues and should probably live on your own!

whitewave · 09-02-2012 03:46PM

fairly new to after hours so lets see if i've learned anything...

blast him with p*ss....

pragmatic1 · 09-02-2012 03:46PM

Get some MDMA and both of you will be best buddies for a few hours anyway.

Logical Fallacy · 09-02-2012 03:47PM

To be fair, the rule is if you pass out on the couch you are fair game...so it sounds like you are just being a bit of a bitch about things OP.

opinion guy · 09-02-2012 03:47PM

One thing is for sure.

You came to the right place for advice!

:pac:

Where To · 09-02-2012 03:48PM

IrishJack89 wrote: »

I'm living in a college apartment with 5 other lads. 2 of them I'm friends with, 2 of them I get along fine with, but the other one is wrecking my head. A couple months ago, I passed out on the couch and he picked me up and snapped my belt and we had a go at each other. We've been grand since but I just find him the most irritating waste of space that I have ver came across. He doesn't try to annoy but even when I look at him I get thick. He's a slob and comes across as a pure know it all and just everything he's into I personally think is crap. Rag week is coming up shortly and I'm terrified fireworks willg o off 1 of the days. Some times I want to be nice to him and get along and other times I want to strangle him. Anyone have any advice so that I can avoid conflict with him over the next few weeks?

Ummm, no offence OP but you might want to take a look in the mirror here.

davet82 · 09-02-2012 03:49PM

have sex with him, its obvious you fancy each other :cool:

Sindri · 09-02-2012 03:49PM

Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge.

The King of Moo · 09-02-2012 03:50PM

IrishJack89 wrote: »

I'm living in a college apartment with 5 other lads. 2 of them I'm friends with, 2 of them I get along fine with, but the other one is wrecking my head. A couple months ago, I passed out on the couch and he picked me up and snapped my belt and we had a go at each other. We've been grand since but I just find him the most irritating waste of space that I have ver came across. He doesn't try to annoy but even when I look at him I get thick. He's a slob and comes across as a pure know it all and just everything he's into I personally think is crap. Rag week is coming up shortly and I'm terrified fireworks willg o off 1 of the days. Some times I want to be nice to him and get along and other times I want to strangle him. Anyone have any advice so that I can avoid conflict with him over the next few weeks?

Are you a dog?

:pac:

But seriously, one of you move out.

irelandspurs · 09-02-2012 03:52PM

sexual attraction :eek:

Dyr · 09-02-2012 03:52PM

Is his name Felix?

overexcitedaj · 09-02-2012 03:53PM

He does not do anything to annoy you but yet you can't stand him?
Sounds like you are jealous of him for some reason tbh.

Dr. Manhattan · 09-02-2012 03:55PM

The sexual tension is too much for you both. Just stick your genitals in each other and it will all work out. Probably.

Seachmall · 09-02-2012 03:55PM

First, do this;

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Get some MDMA and both of you will be best buddies for a few hours anyway.

Failing that, do this;

Sindri wrote: »

Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge.

In the unlikely event you are unable to locate a carpet or a bridge discuss the issue with your other housemates and see if they can assist in locating a carpet or a bridge.

IrishJack89 · 09-02-2012 03:55PM

Ya the sex 1 or the MDMA could be a good call or even both of them together

Its not just me though, the rest of the housemates think less of him then I do only I'm the poor one who will snap and hit him a flog only to think a while later 'did I go a bit over the top?'

danniemcq · 09-02-2012 03:55PM

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

To be fair, the rule is if you pass out on the couch you are fair game...so it sounds like you are just being a bit of a bitch about things OP.

only if your shoes are on!

if the shoes are off you were coherant enough to know what was going on.

If shoes are on you just passed out and therefore all bets are off

AG2R · 09-02-2012 03:56PM

Piss on him when he's asleep

Logical Fallacy · 09-02-2012 03:56PM

Google Maps will help with the bridge, Google Carpet would help with the carpet but i don't think it exists.

mikom · 09-02-2012 03:56PM

IrishJack89 wrote: »

He doesn't try to annoy but even when I look at him I get thick.

Like this lad.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH3zRFoxsKE

IrishJack89 · 09-02-2012 03:56PM

Seachmall wrote: »

First, do this;

Failing that, do this;

In the unlikely event you are unable to locate a carpet or a bridge discuss the issue with your other housemates and see if they can assist in locating a carpet or a bridge.

I've got a yoga mat but i'd say it only cover his mid section..

4zn76tysfajdxp · 09-02-2012 03:57PM

IrishJack89 wrote: »

Anyone have any advice so that I can avoid conflict with him over the next few weeks?

Go home to Mammy's.

davet82 · 09-02-2012 03:58PM

IrishJack89 wrote: »

I'm the poor one who will snap and hit him a flog only to think a while later 'did I go a bit over the top?'

I heard Larry Murphy asks himself that all the time... go get some profesional help dude :cool:

The King of Moo · 09-02-2012 03:59PM

IrishJack89 wrote: »

Ya the sex 1 or the MDMA could be a good call or even both of them together
Its not just me though, the rest of the housemates think less of him then I do only I'm the poor one who will snap and hit him a flog only to think a while later 'did I go a bit over the top?'

In fairness, apart from the belt thing, whatever the hell that actually was, it seems the only other charges that could be laid against him are being a slob and a know-it-all.
Hardly worthy of violence and you might find yourself in trouble if you do snap.
If no-one else can stand him, why don't you all get together and tell him so.

Sindri · 09-02-2012 04:02PM

Discuss your issues with him in a quiet setting and try to come to an understanding.

Failing this, wait one night until he's asleep, and them sneak into his room, and when he's not looking...

Glue his sack to his leg! Then ye can call him oul sticky sack

CardBordWindow · 09-02-2012 04:03PM

Take everything out of his room, and relocate it to the roof. Make sure that you put it back in the exact same position you left it in. If you do it right, he'll think it's his room, and leave you in peace.

IrishJack89 · 09-02-2012 04:08PM

CardBordWindow wrote: »

Take everything out of his room, and relocate it to the roof. Make sure that you put it back in the exact same position you left it in. If you do it right, he'll think it's his room, and leave you in peace.

Sindri wrote: »

Discuss your issues with him in a quiet setting and try to come to an understanding.

Failing this, wait one night until he's asleep, and them sneak into his room, and when he's not looking...

Glue his sack to his leg! Then ye can call him oul sticky sack

Niicee. I knew I came to the right place

Can some1 advise me before I flip and get in trouble

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