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Whats the funniest theorie/conspiracy you have heard?

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  • #62
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    This is an easy one :




    >insert penis here<

    Apt username Stiffler2

    But no I couldn't, I am not a homosexual disoriented by pretty lights.


  • #63
    Niles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Niles


    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »
    When Hitler was alive, a secret Nazi moonbase was set up which still exists today :eek:

    http://secretnazimoonbase.blogspot.com/

    I was watching some conspiracy show on the History Channel a while back that suggested that the Nazis were building some kind of time travel device... why is there no evidence of it today? They escaped to a different point in time, apparently...


  • #64
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Don't know if it's actually considered to be a CT, but the artwork within Denver Airport and its alleged connection to Freemasonry and NWO stuff is quite interesting. There's also a 'secret' underground bunker there.


  • #65
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Sindri wrote: »
    Apt username Stiffler2

    But no I couldn't, I am not a homosexual disoriented by pretty lights.


    How can you be homosexual if you have a gash ?

    I'm off to the gardaí to report a stalker !


  • #66
    Batsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭Batsy


    Whats the funniest theorie/conspiracy you have heard?


    There are two of them:

    1) That there exists a phemonenon called "Global Warming", at the same time as parts of Britain are colder than the McMurdo US research centre in Antarctica.

    2) That no planes hit the World Trade Center.


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  • #67
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    How can you be homosexual if you have a gash ?

    I'm off to the gardaí to report a stalker !

    Lesbians don't actually exist. They're an invention of Hollywood to keep we sheeple distracted.


  • #68
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    How can you be homosexual if you have a gash ?

    I'm off to the gardaí to report a stalker !

    I'll see you there.

    Love the new haircut by the way, reminds me of a young Jimmy Dean.

    I just HAVE to to tell you the story of when me and James Dean were stuck in an elevator together. It is riveting, and erotic;)


  • #69
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Father Damo wrote: »
    Absoloutely anything in the CT forum here. I mean everything.

    Favourite recent ones were, without the tiniest shred of proof, people declaring that the Bin Laden raid was faked before it was even confirmed by Obama :pac:

    For some reason, CT people seem to be able to believe, all at the same time:

    Al Quaeda doesnt and never did exist

    It did exist, but the US government, despite several tip offs, allowed the attacks to go ahead

    AQ didnt have anything to do with them. Remote controlled CIA planes and explosives in the tower did it, despite the fact any scientist worth his salt has said this is nonsense. Paid off I say, paid off.

    There wasnt even a plane at the Pentagon, it was a missile/ truck bomb
    All videos showing planes hitting the towers are faked. All interviews with the thousands of people who claimed to see it happen are propoganda involving non existant interviewees.

    Actually, sod the CIA. It was an Israeli operation to get the US to take care of Iraq for them

    Depending on the day or context one conspiracy theorist can subscribe to one or more of the above as absoloute fact without any notion of contradiction. The only solitary one of the above with the tiniest shred of possibilty is the 2nd one. And for that to work one has to assume that several dozen people in the chain of command leading from a suspicious few local US police officers, to FBI clerks who passed it to their superiors, to the FBI suits who passed the info to the White House......one has to assume that ALL of these people are keeping quiet.

    Wow. Just wow.


    I am not saying there is absoloutely no truth in any theory. For example, the Norway massacre, I honestly believe that is an utter smokescreen. But 99% of the rest, utter sh1t.

    Yea all bollocks except the one with a christian terrorist... Funny that..


  • #70
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Batsy wrote: »


    There are two of them:

    1) That there exists a phemonenon called "Global Warming", at the same time as parts of Britain are colder than the McMurdo US research centre in Antarctica.

    2) That no planes hit the World Trade Center.

    It's climate change, and as the climate is a sensitive and complex thing, the fact that weather patterns are changing and becoming more erratic, coupled with the unprecedented amount of gasses entering the atmosphere in such a short space of time, with effects expected not seen for millions of years in such a short time frame, I'd say it's something we should probably look into. Don't you think?


  • #71
    Batsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭Batsy


    Sindri wrote: »
    It's climate change

    It's only been called "climate change" since global warming believers suddenly discovered that the earth isn't warming up.


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  • #72
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Batsy wrote: »
    It's only been called "climate change" since global warming believers suddenly discovered that the earth isn't warming up.

    No, you mistake public knowledge of science for scientific knowledge.

    There is a subtle difference.


  • #73
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Batsy wrote: »
    It's only been called "climate change" since global warming believers suddenly discovered that the earth isn't warming up.

    And you base that on what? "It's nippy here in Bolton so those scientist types are obviously wrong"

    The Earth's overall average surface temperature has been increasing for over a century, regardless of what's causing it.

    Climate change has always being called climate change. Global warming is just one aspect of that.


  • #74
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Here's the latest one: Satanic/Illuminati/N.W.O/Islamic symbolism in Madonna's Superbowl half-time show.

    It follows in the grand tradition of "popular music stars are devil-worshippers/Illuminati" conspiracy theories:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFdDjl3L9ZY


    I also love the many "Tupac predicted his own death/is still alive and hid secret messages in his songs which you can only hear if you play them backwards" theories:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWa-clWMZ7Q


    So the logic goes, I guess, that he recorded this song when he was alive, knowing that in the future he was going to fake his own death, but still wanted an elite few genuises with the ability to reverse audio using basic software to know he was still alive so they could prepare us for his return.
    I also love how one of the top-rated comments on the video links the message to another of today's great conspiracy theories: yes, Tupac's coming back on 21 December 2012!


  • #75
    al28283
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    I also love how one of the top-rated comments on the video links the message to another of today's great conspiracy theories: yes, Tupac's coming back on 21 December 2012!


    Oh, we have confirmation


  • #76
    AnamGlas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    Have ye heard about the aliens living under the ice in Antartica?

    Apparently they were helping the Nazis too...

    Crazy what some people believe!


  • #77
    DeadParrot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,764 ✭✭✭DeadParrot


    just wow.
    http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/antarctica/antartica24.htm


  • #78
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Batsy wrote: »
    It's only been called "climate change" since global warming believers suddenly discovered that the earth isn't warming up.

    According to David Attenborough Climate Change is very real and its happening and soon it'll effect us all...


  • #79
    bedrock#1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 513 ✭✭✭bedrock#1


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    in before run to the hills

    He was on the money with ACTA....


  • #80
    Potatoeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,087 ✭✭✭Potatoeman


    UFO does not mean flying saucer. Unidentified flying object is anything that you can't identify. It bugs me when people say they don't believe in UFO's of course they exist that doesn't mean they are alien spacecraft.


  • #81
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    af_thefragile wrote: »
    Batsy wrote: »
    It's only been called "climate change" since global warming believers suddenly discovered that the earth isn't warming up.

    According to David Attenborough Climate Change is very real and its happening and soon it'll effect us all...

    Batsy thinks the Daily mail is the best paper on earth. To say youre wasting your breath arguing with him/her would be an understatment.


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  • #82
    Potatoeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,087 ✭✭✭Potatoeman


    I will listen to a reasoned argument but I view the closeminded just as bad if not worse than the nutters. Try and watch American news and you will soon see an agenda being pushed. Even over here there is far to much commentary in news reporting.


  • #83
    bedrock#1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 513 ✭✭✭bedrock#1


    af_thefragile wrote: »
    According to David Attenborough Climate Change is very real and its happening and soon it'll effect us all...

    Of course it's happening - I don't think anyone really disputes that fact. What most critics of the 'climate change' argument have a problem with is its politicisation and the mounds of cash being made out of what is essentially a natural phenomenon. The earth has never had a stable climate and never will have a stable climate - fact.


  • #84
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    I thought this one was pretty funny: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=74978837&postcount=2528

    Considering how obviously wrong it is: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=74979652&postcount=2530


  • #85
    Defiler Of The Coffin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    That the moon is actually an alien spaceship. It's hollow and rings like a bell.

    Serious.


  • #86
    wyrn
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    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »
    When Hitler was alive, a secret Nazi moonbase was set up which still exists today :eek:

    http://secretnazimoonbase.blogspot.com/

    Coincidence that there is now a movie called Iron Sky, where the Nazi's having been hiding in a moonbase until now :eek:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_IndUbcxc


  • #87
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    2pac ,, John Lennon,, Jimi Hendrix , Janis Joplin ,biggie, Amy Winehouse , Brian Jones , Jfk, all the people in the twin towers ,countless otheratrocities all orchestrated by the CIA .
    They really are hardy bastards.

    Best one ever though was Jim Corr saying these new scanners at airports were ways for the illuminati to see childrens underwear. If they were that powerful they could just get the camera footage from when me ma made me try on trousers in the middle of dunnes.

    Oh and Liverpool are a target of the FA because they tried to sell the foreign rights to their games privately , this is why Suarez got banned.


  • #88
    Rothko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    That the moon is a hollowed out spaceship
    http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/luna/esp_luna_19.htm

    Edit: Oh, I see that's already been mentioned


  • #89
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »
    That the moon is actually an alien spaceship. It's hollow and rings like a bell.

    Serious.

    Afaik the extended seismic activity after impacts or so called "ringing like a bell" is true.


  • #90
    Potatoeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,087 ✭✭✭Potatoeman


    Life is stranger than fiction.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_Plot


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  • #91
    buyer95
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    The whole " Illuminati " thing really annoys me, the concept actually gained weight when that lame excuse for a writer Dan Brown decided to write the awful " Angels and Demons ," for a while there people were running around saying " sure they killed Michael Jackson, Bob Marley and 2pac because they were going to expose the truth ." People will find ways to justify and prove every possible belief, the best one I heard abut the Illuminati related to 2pac and went " If you look at the title of 2Pac's album "The Don Killuminati" for example; 2Pac was referring to the Illuminati in this title, Kill + Illuminati. The Illuminati have killed 2Pac " ridiculous on so many levels, mainly because 2pac was killed by thug gangsters over some petty dispute.

    It all makes me laugh


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