Whats the funniest theorie/conspiracy you have heard?

chloexxcxx · 08-02-2012 02:03AM #1

Bit random but I love conspiracys, I just find some of them so funny though!

Mine is the 'Plane trail' conspiracy!

That apparently when planes leave that trail in the sky its really a chemical that the government made and put there so that it goes into the atmosphere. A mind control chemical or something!!!

I laughed when I read it!

If you have one, share :pac:

admiralofthefleet · 08-02-2012 02:12AM

in before run to the hills

44leto · 08-02-2012 02:15AM

Most them in my mind are idiotic but the 9/11 ones take the biscuit.

5ftGiant · 08-02-2012 02:18AM

Planet-X. Priceless crap!

chloexxcxx · 08-02-2012 02:24AM

Anyone hear of the Paul Mccartney one?? Apparently he died in a car crash and they got a lookalike to take his place... Pretty crazy stuff .. Read it here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_is_dead

Deus Ex Machina · 08-02-2012 02:24AM

chloexxcxx wrote: »

Mine is the 'Plane trail' conspiracy!

"Chemtrails", absolute wankology.

David Icke's stuff is probably the funniest, but for entertainment purposes the 9/11 "truther" Jason Bermas is the best of the lot. He is criminally undermocked for his performance in debates, particularly the one versus popular mechanics, where he basically acted like a 12 year old and looked ridiculous even next to the main dude behind that loose change malarky.

BOHtox · 08-02-2012 02:26AM

Most if not all of them are a load of shít!

Sindri · 08-02-2012 02:27AM

Tin Foil Hats cause cancer.

C.I.A. spread that one, the lizard peoples slaves is what they are, the bastards.

partyatmygaff · 08-02-2012 02:29AM

I heard the lizard people are orchestrating a sinister plot to corrupt the English language. Something about the letters "y" and "ie". It sounded ridiculous at first...

44leto · 08-02-2012 02:30AM

Queen Elizabeth the virgin queen was actually a guy.

But the more I watched the doco the more plausible it seemed.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 08-02-2012 02:30AM

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

"Chemtrails", absolute wankology.

David Icke's stuff is probably the funniest, but for entertainment purposes the 9/11 "truther" Jason Bermas is the best of the lot. He is criminally undermocked for his performance in debates, particularly the one versus popular mechanics, where he basically acted like a 12 year old and looked ridiculous even next to the main dude behind that loose change malarky.

Icke's stuff actually makes a lot of sense if you leve it the ****e about lizards. Governments and corporations conspiring to keep control of the world? Hmmm.... Look around...

Sindri · 08-02-2012 02:31AM

OP is working for the lizard people in collusion with the reverse vampires to see if we are on to them yet.

Naomi00 · 08-02-2012 02:31AM

All of Jim Corr's bs theories :pac:

Especially that the Haiti earthquake wasn't real.

Marcus_Crassus · 08-02-2012 02:32AM

I know a few people who believe in this fairy man up in the sky who looks over you. He apparently created Earth too and sent his Jewish son (or Muhammad, it depends) to inform us of his unconditional love... that comes with conditions. So yeah, be good or you're going to burn or something!

That one made me LOL.

RichieC · 08-02-2012 02:35AM

Im heavily addicted to this stuff. I find coast to coast brilliant.. New conspiracy every night and you learn that in the circles theres a lot of emniry between then. My guess is they all know each other makes **** up so they dont get along.

Dulca underground bases is pretty good. Theyre populated by the greys who are genetically engineered half cybernetic race created by the annunaki. The race who live on planet x.

The bases are all over rhe planet and the us government are in coohoots with they greys to enslave us all. Luckily there's breakaway greys who will not side wirh the yanks.. Story changes thats basically it.

Project bluebeam is pretty good too.. Google it.. On my phone here i typed enough..

Senna · 08-02-2012 02:38AM

Funniest is probably that MS words Wingdings font is actually an anti jew code that supported terrorist attacks

Sindri · 08-02-2012 02:41AM

This guy is certainly on the ball...

Where To · 08-02-2012 02:41AM

I once heard women are people just like you and me:eek:

Pffftt......

Capt'n Midnight · 08-02-2012 02:42AM

44leto wrote: »

Queen Elizabeth the virgin queen was actually a guy.

Yeah, he was married to Pope Joan.

RichieC · 08-02-2012 02:43AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

"Chemtrails", absolute wankology.

David Icke's stuff is probably the funniest, but for entertainment purposes the 9/11 "truther" Jason Bermas is the best of the lot. He is criminally undermocked for his performance in debates, particularly the one versus popular mechanics, where he basically acted like a 12 year old and looked ridiculous even next to the main dude behind that loose change malarky.

Icke's stuff actually makes a lot of sense if you leve it the ****e about lizards. Governments and corporations conspiring to keep control of the world? Hmmm.... Look around...

I kinda agree but as even alex jones sais. The lizard **** is like a poo in the punch bowl. Acrually though Dave very rarely menrions the lizards any more and some have suggested its been swiftian satire all along. He no doubt a decent public speaker though and a bright guy. He can fill concert halls at 80 quid a ticket and talks for 8 hours plus.

Capt'n Midnight · 08-02-2012 02:51AM

That they were going to implant tracking devices into everyone but it was going to cost too much. So they got us to pay for the tracking devices instead, and the best bit is if the devices go off air we usually get a replacement ourselves.

Jesus Wept · 08-02-2012 02:52AM

My theory is that Chloe works for the government covering their tracks.

Sindri · 08-02-2012 02:52AM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

That they were going to implant tracking devices into everyone but it was going to cost too much. So they got us to pay for the tracking devices instead, and the best bit is if the devices go off air we usually get a replacement ourselves.

A mobile phone?

Janedoe10 · 08-02-2012 02:54AM

Heard that enda Kenny got an invite to the new world order secret meetings .. ! Not http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_Order_(conspiracy)

brimal · 08-02-2012 02:59AM

Sindri wrote: »

This guy is certainly on the ball...

Love this meme.

Here's a few good ones..
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/167/600/Ancient_Aliens_Eggs1.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgawbRMJ31qza3j3o7_250.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_Ursl6BX9yI/Tly-H5n30ZI/AAAAAAAARZY/Cx3OyRnpbEk/s1600/AncientAliensMeme.jpg

chips1234 · 08-02-2012 03:00AM

paddyandy · 08-02-2012 03:01AM

What is funny about any 'conspiracy theory' ????

Sindri · 08-02-2012 03:02AM

brimal wrote: »

Love this meme.

Here's a few good ones..
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/167/600/Ancient_Aliens_Eggs1.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgawbRMJ31qza3j3o7_250.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_Ursl6BX9yI/Tly-H5n30ZI/AAAAAAAARZY/Cx3OyRnpbEk/s1600/AncientAliensMeme.jpg

Fukn hilarious.

brimal · 08-02-2012 03:04AM

Sindri wrote: »

Fukn hilarious.

Aliens

RichieC · 08-02-2012 03:10AM

paddyandy wrote: »

What is funny about any 'conspiracy theory' ????

You first need a sense of humour and an imagination to reap enjoyment from yarns like these.

Oh i forgot my favourite. The moon is infact artificial. Put there in the past i think just prior to the cambrian explosion to kick start life on earth. Its inhabited by aliens who proudly watched neil armstrong climbing out of the eagle onto the sea of tranquility. Again depensing on who you ask the story changes.

Capt'n Midnight · 08-02-2012 03:11AM

That they have a DNA sample from everyone born here since 1984 for when full genome sequencing costs drop to less that €1,000 per person, and they will use that data to go after the fathers for child support.

Whats the funniest theorie/conspiracy you have heard?

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