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  • #92
    robman60
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,229 ✭✭✭robman60


    I have never failed an exam
    I have never watched soaps.
    I have never purchased a mobile phone
    I have never owed more money than I've had at a given time
    I have never owned a Sony device
    I have never died (only 6.5% of people ever can say that!)


  • #93
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,657 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Never watched Dr.Who, 24, Lost,Goodfellas,The Godfather,Star Wars,Lord of the Rings......

    Never taken drugs.

    Never smoked a cigar.

    Never listened to Joe Duffy's Lifeline show.

    Never kissed a girl.

    Never been inside a bookies.

    Never failed an exam at school.

    Could go on but......who cares!


  • #94
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Knocked over an aul wan when i was 19 while my parents were away and I took out the BMW without permission. I was sooo morto when she walked out in front of me and splashed over the windscreen. I was loike, OMG fock! And started shouting at her for denting the car before I realised she was dead. It was fine though because people saw her walk out in front of me but I got caught taking the car and didn't even get a car for my 21st then:rolleyes:


    I've never been able to figure out how that^^^^ fits into an "I've never" thread!!!


  • #95
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    I've lived in my own house for 9 years and I've never cleaned my windows or cleaned the oven.....I pay my Mum to do it every couple of months for me:o:o. I have no problems doing all the other housework, but I never bothered learning how to clean windows or ovens properly cos I know I'll hate it!

    I've never baked a cake/scones/apple tart either and wouldn't know where to begin if I tried!!

    I'm a disgrace to female's everywhere.......


  • #96
    Niles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Niles


    robman60 wrote: »
    I have never died (only 6.5% of people ever can say that!)

    ^ Please explain, I'm intrigued.


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  • #97
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    I have never killed anyone on purpose
    :pac:
    Niles wrote: »
    I've never killed anyone by accident... :pac:
    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Knocked over an aul wan when i was 19 while my parents were away and I took out the BMW without permission. I was sooo morto when she walked out in front of me and splashed over the windscreen. I was loike, OMG fock! And started shouting at her for denting the car before I realised she was dead. It was fine though because people saw her walk out in front of me but I got caught taking the car and didn't even get a car for my 21st then:rolleyes:
    newmug wrote: »
    I've never been able to figure out how that^^^^ fits into an "I've never" thread!!!
    Now you have:P


  • #98
    Niles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Niles


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Now you have:P

    Just to clarify my post about not killing anyone by accident was a joke, just in case the FBI or similar are reading this! :D

    Got to log off now as there's two men in black suits at the door.


  • #99
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Ghost Buster wrote: »
    I have never let yore ma unsatisfied.


    how very dare you:mad:


  • #100
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    This is from After Hours.


  • #101
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    We can tell from the noobs. Half of TCN have done all these things and more!


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  • #102
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    AH is leaking again.


  • #103
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,351 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    ha ha ha it looks like it is, AH seems to have found my thread too! :P


  • #104
    jockeyboard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 783 ✭✭✭jockeyboard


    Why is thread moved to here? And what is this place?
    Hello??? Hellooooo? Anybody there?


  • #105
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Hello. Have you heard about the saving power of Jesus?


  • #106
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oops, that was supposed to be power saving.

    He uses those fluorescent tubey type bulbs now. The light of Christ takes about half an hour to get going now, but it's much more eco-friendly.


  • #107
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I still see all the bulbs that were supposed to banned,
    for sale,
    in shops.

    Did the Lizard people change their minds or just meddle in the workings of lesser idiots whose plan it was to remove them? Who can say?


  • #108
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It was probably them atheists. Can't trust 'em. They'll even tell you the bible says nothing about the importance of energy efficiency and insulating your attic. But they're wrong! Jesus saves! Up to 50% on his heating bills!


  • #109
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Sarky wrote: »
    Up to 50% on his heating bills!

    that's such underhanded advertising...I signed up to the same contract and my savings were closer to 7.48 %... Im going back to the ESB:(


  • #110
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Blasphemy! You'll burn in the high tog value blankets of HELL!


  • #111
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Sarky wrote: »
    Blasphemy! You'll burn in the high tog value blankets of HELL!

    You'll never see a blanket of less than 13.5 tog on sale....it will never happen...price fixing is rife...


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  • #112
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The angels need the money to fix the air con in Heaven. For some reason it gets stuck on cool and they can't fix it themselves since the union stuck its oar in shouting about demarcation and threatening action.


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