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Valentine's swinging into view...

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  • #32
    SheFiend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 362 ✭✭SheFiend


    sigh. I don't know what to do for boyfriend on Valentines day.i'm not really into it but I know he'll do something for me so I have to think of something. Any ideas anyone??


  • #33
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,182 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    Not a big fan of Valentines Day but encourage the vigorous celebration of Steak and Blowjob day in my house each March 14th.

    http://www.steakandbjday.com/

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • #34
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,182 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    SheFiend wrote: »
    sigh. I don't know what to do for boyfriend on Valentines day.i'm not really into it but I know he'll do something for me so I have to think of something. Any ideas anyone??

    See my post above!

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • #35
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    SheFiend wrote: »
    sigh. I don't know what to do for boyfriend on Valentines day.i'm not really into it but I know he'll do something for me so I have to think of something. Any ideas anyone??
    Anal, 3sum, let him bang your sister... Should I continue?


  • #36
    SheFiend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 362 ✭✭SheFiend


    kinda hoped to do something special though ;-)


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  • #37
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    SheFiend wrote: »
    kinda hoped to do something special though ;-)
    Really special, Let him do anal with your sister. Sorted.


  • #38
    SheFiend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 362 ✭✭SheFiend


    Thanks for the tip but he's not a paedophile


  • #39
    GTDolanator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 772 ✭✭✭GTDolanator


    AeoNGriM wrote: »
    Dude, seriously. Post a feckin NSFW warning before you link stuff like that, web filter at work has a hit for a blocked porn site now.

    :mad:



    ah ha ha ha!thats made my day


  • #40
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    recylingbin wrote: »
    There is no word in the Irish language for violet.

    True story.
    or Pink , ok there is a made-y-up word.


  • #41
    dark crystal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    SheFiend wrote: »
    sigh. I don't know what to do for boyfriend on Valentines day.i'm not really into it but I know he'll do something for me so I have to think of something. Any ideas anyone??

    Cook him a nice dinner followed by a blow job?

    All bases covered there, I think.


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  • #42
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    cheap night out
    http://carmelites.ie/ireland/whitefriar%20st/valentine.htm
    This shrine contains the sacred body of Saint Valentinus the Martyr, together with a small vessel tinged with his blood.
    "Look, he's dead get over it."


    Claudius cancelled all marriages and engagements in Rome.
    ...
    Valentine and Saint Marius aided the Christian martyrs and secretly married couples, and for this kind deed Valentine was apprehended and dragged before the Prefect of Rome, who condemned him to be beaten to death with clubs and to have his head cut off.
    Wait, Claudius set men free from entrapment and he's the bad guy ?


  • #43
    treborflynn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭treborflynn


    bout 4 years ago, was 17, was this girl i liked and asked her out for valentines day, I was workin for a boat hire company,so got a boat, food drink etc etc, walked her into the harbour, her thinkin we were goin swimmin, brought her up the river for the day, had a meal and a few drinks, she seemed genuinly surprised with that, i thought i done alright.
    Relationship only last bout 4 months, havent been very successful with women since either. boo hoo :(


  • #44
    flanders1979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    Its part of the chase. Sucks ass having to do it where you are married. Its ok for young fellas who might be getting a bit of fresh meat, they should be made earn it.


  • #45
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    I managed to put mrsMattjack in hospital one Valentines day and got completely ****faced that night..







    :o our second son was born Feb 14 th......


  • #46
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    flanders1979 wrote: »
    Its part of the chase. Sucks ass having to do it where you are married. Its ok for young fellas who might be getting a bit of fresh meat, they should be made earn it.

    Indeed


  • #47
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    flanders1979 wrote: »
    Its part of the chase. Sucks ass having to do it where you are married. Its ok for young fellas who might be getting a bit of fresh meat, they should be made earn it.

    You old romantic , you....


  • #48
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    treborflynn wrote: »
    her thinkin we were goin swimmin,
    Swimming in February ?


  • #49
    flanders1979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    Dont u mean muff diving.


  • #50
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,067 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    treborflynn wrote: »
    bout 4 years ago, was 17, was this girl i liked and asked her out for valentines day, I was workin for a boat hire company,so got a boat, food drink etc etc, walked her into the harbour, her thinkin we were goin swimmin, brought her up the river for the day, had a meal and a few drinks, she seemed genuinly surprised with that, i thought i done alright.
    That sounds like a wonderful Valentine's day gift. If you weren't male I'd definitely go on that Valentine's day outing with you.

    A day on the river with a 17 year old... mmm


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